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Clips from The Resort - Tempus Exhaurire (S01E01)

"This is--they weren't here. The photo wasn't taken here."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah."
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"These are square and..."
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"where the hell were they?"
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"- Okay, well, maybe they just ran off together."
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"Maybe you're right. Maybe they're two horny teens"
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"who hooked up on vacation,"
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"and they fell in love, and they ran off,"
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"and they don't wanna be found."
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"- Yeah, maybe, yeah."
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"- I mean, look, people do all sorts"
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"of dumb shit for love."
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"I mean, look at me."
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"- What was that supposed to mean?"
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"- Well, I mean, I'd hardly call it a smart thing"
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"to run around in an abandoned resort,"
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"but here I am, you know, 'cause love."
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"[seagulls squawking]"
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"* *"
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"You know, I never really understood why people like golf"
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"so much, but now I get it."
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"Sometimes it's just kinda fun to hit shit."
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"Fuck."
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"[soft orchestral music]"
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"Hey, um,"
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"look, why don't we just look up Sam and Violet's parents"
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"and tell them about the phone,"
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"let them handle it?"
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"- Come here."
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"- What? - Oh, shit. I got it."
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"- [groans] Okay, yep. - I think I got it."
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"I--I--I--I got this. Right?"
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"Look at that."
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"- Uh..."
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"- Those windows have arches."
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"- Yeah."
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"- And these windows have arches"
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"and none of the other ones are like that."
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"- What? Wait, wait. Do they? - Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"So we just gotta go up there."
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"- Do we? - Okay."
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"You could hang back, take a whack at your balls."
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"* *"
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"- All right, all right. Hang on."
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"* *"
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"[serene music]"
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"* *"
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"- What are you doing?"
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"- Sam!"
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"Sam!"
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"- Hey!"
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"* *"
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"- Get over here. - Sorry, Dad."
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"What were you saying?"
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"- Jet Skis or banana boat?"
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"Oh! What the fuck? - Aah!"
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"- Ooh, what happened?"
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"- What? - Did someone throw it?"
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"- I don't know. What the..."
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"- Maybe it, like, came from a tree."
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"- You all right? - A tree?"
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"- That hurts."
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"Are you okay? [laughs]"
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"- My whole life."
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"- Whoa. Ah! [laughs]"
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"- All right, back to business."
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"- It's hard. - Jet Skis or bananas?"
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"It's too expensive to do both."
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"I vote Jet Ski. Jan?"
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"Janny girl on the back of a Jet Ski,"
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"what an image, huh?"
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"- Well, I vote banana boat,"
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"but I know my vote doesn't really count."
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"- Sam, I know you're a Jet Ski guy."
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"- No, you know, the banana boat looks fun."
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"- You wanna ride on a banana?"
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"- I'd try that banana."
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"- [laughs] It just looks like a big dick."
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"- Well, you know, maybe I like riding dicks, Dad."
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"- Aw, you okay, Sammy boy?"
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"- Oh, yeah. Thanks, Ma."
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"Just the neck's just kinda tight."
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"- Hanna banan-- [sighs]"
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"Hanna, what do you say?"
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"Don't feel pressured to agree with Jan or Sam."
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"- Then don't pressure her, Carl."
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"I'll even get two. - Oh."
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"- Janny and I on one."
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"You guys can cozy up on another?"
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"- I mean, a Jet Ski does actually sound pretty fun."
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"- Uh, I'm gonna stick with Mom on this one."
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"You guys could Jet Ski together."
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"- Okay, fucking banana boat."
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"- Aw."
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"- [laughs]"
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"Hey, so what the fuck?"
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"- What do you mean?"
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"- Like, what's going on with you?"
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"Did I do something? Did I say something that upset you?"
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"- No. What are you talking about?"
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"- Well, I'm just saying, like, was it about your drawing?"
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"Is it because I didn't like your drawings?"
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"- The--no. No, no, no."
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"I don't-- - Hey, Sam,"
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"why are you being such a dick then?"
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"- I'm sorry. I don't--"
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"[motor roars]"
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"Kind of thought you liked dicks."
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"- Whoa! Here we go!"
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"- Directions to the Christmas dance party tonight."
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"Not for tourist."
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"- Oh, Oliver, you are a dream. - See you there."
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"[guests chatting]"
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"[easygoing music playing]"
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"* *"
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"- Hey."
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"- Sam, right? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. Merry Christmas."
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"- You probably think I'm a real dirtbag."
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