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Clips from The Resort - Tempus Exhaurire (S01E01)

"[ringing]"
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"[The Millennium's "5 a.m."]"
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"* *"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"* *"
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"- * Five o'clock *"
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"* In the morning *"
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"* Life doesn't seem to be the same *"
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"* It's beautiful *"
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"* Beautiful *"
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"* So remember *"
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"* Remember *"
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"* *"
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"* The dew drops *"
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"* Are dampening *"
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"* Sidewalks that we stroll along *"
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"- Thank you. [winces]"
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"- You good? - Yeah, I'm good."
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"All right, once we hop this fence,"
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"we are officially fucking with that yellow snake."
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"Let's go."
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"- * So remember *"
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"* Remember *"
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"[bird calling]"
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"- Whoa."
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"Oh, my God. - All right."
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"[soft orchestral music]"
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"- This place hasn't been touched"
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"since the hurricane."
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"- 15 years."
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"Whoa, hey. Ooh, watch out."
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"No, never mind. - What?"
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"- Oh, I thought you stepped in something,"
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"but I think you're good."
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"- Wow."
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"- Oh, jeez."
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"Oh, there's a map."
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"Right there."
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"- Oh, great."
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"Okay."
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"* *"
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"That's definitely guano."
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"- [as Ace Ventura] "Guano, that sounds familiar.""
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"- "Guano is a chief resource of the Wachati.""
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"[Both as Ace Ventura] "Yummy.""
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"- Shikaka..."
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"- Oh."
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"[macaw squawks]"
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"[bat fluttering]"
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"Okay, so remind me what we're doing here again."
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"- We just need to find this Baltasar dude's"
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"yellow room and match it to the last photo"
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"of Sam and Violet, and then we've cracked it."
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"- All right."
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"- Okay. - Yellow room."
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"- Somewhere here."
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"We go this way. - Right."
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"- Um, so it's this way."
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"* *"
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"- Ah, God. If this was a horror movie,"
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"my aunties would be like,"
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""Don't you go down that hallway!""
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"- [laughs]"
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"- This is real dumb though."
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"Uh, this is not a yellow room."
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"- This is Sam's room."
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"- Oh."
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"You wanna take the tour?"
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"- [laughs] Yeah, actually I do."
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"- Oh. Okay. - [laughs]"
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"Yeah."
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"- [humming]"
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"[both imitating lightsaber sounds]"
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"[distant thump] - [yelps]"
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"[eerie music]"
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"* *"
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"- Oh."
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"Violet's room is so much nicer than Sam's."
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"- Yeah. - Uh-oh."
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"Ooh. All right, that's a whole lot"
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"of black mold, so we should get out of here."
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"- Well, it's not gonna kill us."
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"- No, actually black mold does kill."
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"Uh, rashes and fun stuff."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Golf clubs."
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"Oh, fuck me."
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"Oh, you said it was like,"
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"jet skiing was too dangerous but..."
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"you know, nothing's more dangerous"
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"than following your crazy white wife around."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- And having Caucasian adventure time."
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"- [gasps]"
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"Yellow door. - Yep."
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"- Yellow door. Yellow snake."
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"- I know. Okay."
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"[tense music]"
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"* *"
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"Huh."
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"Oh. What the--?"
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"There's, like, all these buttons on the..."
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"- Oh, these archways."
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"- Is that a clue?"
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"Like, these, like, butt--no?"
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"- Huh? - Nothing. Never mind."
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"Okay, not digging that."
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"Some weird-ass nun. Not digging this one."
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"Terrarium. Oh."
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"- What?"
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"[creaking]"
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"Oh, shit. Okay, hey watch out!"
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"Watch out, watch out!"
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"Sorry."
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"The bed looks fine."
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"Wanna fool around?"
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"* *"
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"Okay, so how's it look?"
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"Do we have him? - This is not it."
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"- What do you mean? - No, this is not it."
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