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Clips from Uncoupled - Chapter 4 (S01E01)

"Hey, FloJo, can you slow down a second?"
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"You know, this could be why I'm one of Manhattan Magazine's 50 most eligible men,"
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"and you're not."
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"It's amazing how many times that comes up in a mile and a half."
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"Are you coming to the event tonight? I'm not the only homo on the list."
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"You could snag an eligible single of your own."
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"Is Stanley gonna be there?"
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"No."
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"It's Friday."
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"He's got his table for one somewhere. Remember?"
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"PS, if I ever start taking myself out to hot new restaurants on Friday nights"
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"and posting pics of my lonely Negroni,"
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"please reintroduce me to my dick."
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"Hah. Deal."
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"-And, just asking…"
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"…when is this teen girl nonsense between you two going to end?"
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"What? It's not nonsense. He fucking betrayed me."
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"W-- Would you have gone to a dinner party at Colin's"
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"the week after he kicked me to the curb?"
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"-No! -Well--"
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"But only partly out of loyalty to you."
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"Your boy was a little dull."
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"-Bam! -Seriously? You always thought that?"
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"Oh no. We are not doing that."
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"-Just make sure you come tonight. -Wha--"
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"I'll try. I've got a busy workday and lunch with my mom."
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"I'm gonna finally tell her that Colin left."
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"-Oh, damn."
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"Doesn't she love Colin?"
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"Yeah, for his looks and his money. She's deep that way."
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"Hundred bucks says she was at that dinner party."
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"Wait, wait, wait…"
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"Whew! That salad was overrated, right?"
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"Eh…"
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"It's crazy. The Times gushes, like the chef reinvented the Nicoise,"
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"everybody trips over themselves to go try it, and then it's like,"
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""It was fine! It's a tuna salad. People, take a chill pill.""
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""Chill pill?" Mom, don't say chill pill. That's not okay."
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"Chillax, honey. I didn't mean to offend your super hip ears."
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"What is going on with you?"
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"All day, you've either been monosyllabic or kind of a bitch."
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"Did I do something?"
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"No, I'm sorry. It's not you. I just…"
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"I have something big to tell you, and it's harder than I thought."
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"Colin left."
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"Left where?"
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"Left me."
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"He walked out,"
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"took all his shit, and dumped me in a text."
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"No. No, this can't be."
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"No, you seemed so in love at the birthday party."
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"What did you do?"
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"Did you cheat?"
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"Uh-- Of course not!"
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"This makes no sense! Think back."
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"Did you do something to push him away?"
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"No. Jesus, believe me, I keep asking myself the same question,"
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"but it'd be nice if it wasn't the first thing my mother went to."
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"-My--"
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"-Okay, Mom, you don't have to get hyster--"
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"-Michael! Down here! -Mom?"
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"Oh my God. Are you okay?"
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"I'm alive!"
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"But I'm very disappointed in you!"
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"I…"
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"-The hospital just sent her home? -Yeah. She's banged up, but she's okay."
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"Dad's there. I'll check in on her a bit later."
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"The kitchen has a breakfast nook and a walk-in pantry, so…"
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"-Oh!"
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"Oh my God."
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"She's back early."
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"Careful. You scuff a wall, you're telling Claire."
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"I'd like to keep my balls, thank you very much."
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"Stanley! Wow!"
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"-Nice surprise. -Yes, for all of us, huh?"
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"Hello, Michael."
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"Hi."
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"Claire bought a piece at the Sayre Gomez show,"
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"and I wanted to supervise the installation."
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"Whatever you need to do."
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"He's just hurting, you know."
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"I do, but come on, we're almost 50."
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"Girl, didn't I go to your 50th, like, two years ago?"
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"Shut up, Suzanne. Everybody shaves."
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"I'd like to get a peek at your driver's license sometime."
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"Ooh!"
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"-Ooh!"
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"Okay, we've been friends for 20 years."
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"I know you're going through a lot,"
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"but are we seriously not even going to talk?"
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"Yes."
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"When you betray people, they often don't wanna talk to you."
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"Okay, come on."
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""Betray" is a pretty dramatic word."
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"-Can you even let me ex-- -Ah-- I'm in the middle of a showing."
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"It's super perfume-y in here."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"No, no. it's great. I'll call you back."
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"We just got an offer."
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"-Really? -Yes!"
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"-From who? Whom? Wait."
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"It doesn't matter! Someone from last week's open house."
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"It's a smidge under asking, but I bet we can get Claire on board."
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"-You think? Oh my God. -Yes!"
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"-I need this. I'm so excited!"
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"-Me too! I'm all tingly down there. -Oh-ho!"
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"You see that text? She says she's coming up the block."
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"-Oh God, I hope she takes this offer. -Yeah."
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"Second notice on the liquor bill for Colin's party."
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"Based on this, everyone there should've died of alcohol poisoning."
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"He should really help you out with that."
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"Tell him you need some cash."
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"Oh, believe me, I'd love to,"
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"but how could I ask him for money without sounding like a pathetic loser?"
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"Like this. "Bitch, you wanna leave? The price is half your shit.""
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"-Hey. -God!"
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"Why are you jumping up at me like that the second I walk in the door?"
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"It gives me flashbacks to when I had to raise my children."
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"Sorry. We're just all worked up because we got a great offer."
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"-Oh!"
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