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Clips from Veep - Joint Session (S04E04)

"This version still has placeholders in it"
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"and the next section just says future whatever."
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"So today I don't just want to talk about the present."
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"I want to talk about the future."
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"Whatever we have in store..."
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"cannot be known."
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"But given time, it... it can be understood."
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"The past was once the future."
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"The future is, I should say, unknown."
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"It is in fact unknowable."
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"She's bebop speaking."
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"So I'm asking you to meet me at the station"
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"and join me as we board a train"
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"bound for a place called the future."
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"I detest jazz, but this is impressive."
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"And we will be ready for that future whatever."
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"(Cheering, applause)"
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"I'm almost crying. I didn't know I could still almost do that."
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"But now... but now it's time to roll past the future"
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"to move on and do so very, very quickly."
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"When we think of what is to come, we think of our children."
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"Mike: Ha ha, superb! We're back on track."
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"And the rest of the speech is okay?"
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"- Yes. Absolutely. - Amy: Okay, thank you."
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"Uh... uh, no."
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"Selina: And when we think of our children..."
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"I think this version still has"
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"President Hughes' old spending plan in it."
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"We will invest $60 billion"
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"in the new N620 submarine fleet."
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"(Groans) God damn it."
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"That's a further $10 billion investment"
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"in this vital and modern defense system."
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"(Cheering)"
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"Well, she just announced a dead guy's plan."
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"He's not fucking dead."
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"Do you think she noticed?"
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"I think so, Mike."
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"Selina: What the hell was I reading?"
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"You were supposed to take the submarine cuts out,"
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"not spend an extra 10 billion on them."
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"Now, give... Gary?"
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"- Mm-hmm? - Glasses."
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"Yep."
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"I mean, this speech"
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"was supposed to perfectly define my presidency."
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"Okay, you want to fix these?"
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"Whole cities of children"
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"were going to be saved from poverty."
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"Instead now, that money"
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"is going to fund obsolete,"
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"metal, giant dildos."
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"Do you have any idea what... (plastic snaps)"
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"Selina: You need to be far away from me."
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"Get out of my office."
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"Okay. (knocks)"
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"Ma'am, I know you need to be alone right now."
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"It's just that these sign-offs..."
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"I'm just... I'll just leave 'em."
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"- Yeah. (scoffs) - Yeah."
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"(Knocks)"
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"Sorry, ma'am, you said not to interrupt,"
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"but we have a campaign meeting scheduled for right now."
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"- I know, Amy. - I'm descheduling as I exit."
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"(Sighs) (knocks)"
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"Madam President, I know you kicked me out,"
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"but we just droned the wrong guy's truck in Yemen."
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"- Thank you, Ben. - Great."
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"Guess I'll write a report."
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"- Hey, ma'am, I got your... - Get out!"
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"Yeah."
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"(Knocks)"
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"Woman: Madam President. Sorry to interrupt."
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"Just to let you know that two of the hikers are dead."
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"Selina: Could you please leave?"
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"Woman: Sorry, Madam President."
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"Selina: Wait. What hikers?"
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"What hikers?!"
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