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Clips from Galavant - Dungeons and Dragon Lady (S01E01)

"my parents', my kingdom's, and now my queen's."
Galavant
"Let's go take back my kingdom!"
Galavant
"Where's that bloody door?"
Galavant
"Well, how the hell are we supposed to get up there?"
Galavant
"That was amazing!"
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"Thank you, Xanax."
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"I now know exactly what I must do."
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"Come on, chef! To the horses!"
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"I wouldn't ride just yet."
Galavant
"Again, it's a legal thing."
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"A guy once... he took his horse through a farmers market,"
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"and there was... "raaaaaah!""
Galavant
"The hooves and the crushing and s-screaming, so..."
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"- Ugh... - Let the potion wear off."
Galavant
"An hour, say?"
Galavant
"Oh. Okay."
Galavant
"Hey, in that case, you guys want to see my room from when I was a kid?"
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"Wow."
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"Let's... let's do this."
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"Great."
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"Listen, Galavant..."
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"I know what I did to you was horrible..."
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"probably even worse than what Madalena did to you,"
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"because at least she had the guts to do it to your face."
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"And I won't say it again,"
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"but I'm more sorry than you'll ever know."
Galavant
"Just so you know... I'm really sorry."
Galavant
"Oh, God. You must feel really bad. You're babbling."
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"You only babble when you feel really bad."
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"I do not babble when I feel bad."
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"I'm not saying it's a bad thing."
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"To be honest, I've rather grown to like it."
Galavant
"But you do babble, princess."
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"Princess Isa-babble."
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""Princess Isa-babble.""
Galavant
"Okay, hang on a sec."
Galavant
"Babbling is when someone talks nonsense,"
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"and I do not talk nonsense."
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"I mean... Sometimes, at times, I guess I do babble,"
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"but it's only because I have a lot going on in my head and..."
Galavant
"oh. Never mind."
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"Look, you don't have to feel bad."
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"They're your parents."
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"When you care about somebody..."
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"You'll do anything for them."
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"Love is... Strange."
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"And sometimes kind of gross."
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"♪ It's embarrassingly gassy ♪"
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"♪ And it leaves its dirty underwear ♪"
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"♪ In piles around the place ♪"
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"♪ Love is rude, it has a sort of smell ♪"
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"♪ And it thinks that you don't notice ♪"
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"♪ And it blurts out things ♪"
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"♪ That make you want to smack its stupid face ♪"
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"♪ And it's awkward and confusing ♪"
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"♪ It annoys you half to death ♪"
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"♪ Then it grins that dopey grin ♪"
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"♪ And you can't catch your breath ♪"
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"♪ Love is strange and sometimes sort of smug ♪"
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"♪ And it's really, really bossy ♪"
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"♪ And it messes with your head ♪"
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"♪ Till you're a hopeless basket case ♪"
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"♪ And it's stubborn ♪"
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"♪ It's insulting ♪"
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"♪ It's obnoxious ♪"
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"♪ It's the worst ♪"
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"♪ You keep pushing it away, and you fall in headfirst ♪"
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"♪ Love is strange ♪"
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"♪ And often pretty drunk ♪"
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"♪ It looks different without makeup ♪"
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"♪ And it's nothing like the fairy tales ♪"
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"♪ You grow up dreaming of ♪"
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"♪ Love is weird ♪"
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"♪ Love is dumb ♪"
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"♪ Love is strange ♪"
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"♪ And that's what makes it lo-o-o-o-o-ve ♪"
Galavant
"I've been so blind."
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"Madalena never loved me."
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"When you love someone, you shout it from the rooftop,"
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"not couch it in a riddle."
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"Or in a song."
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"That's more cinematic."
Galavant
"Well, how's that for timing?"
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"Our stars are finally aligning"
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"on the same day I'm going to die."
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"No."
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"No, you're not gonna die today."
Galavant
"And you're not gonna die today."
Galavant
"And you're not gonna die today."
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"You might already be dead."
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"Well, what are you going to do?"
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"What else?"
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"Save the day."
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"Have these been open the whole time?"
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"No one thought to check?"
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"Really?"
Galavant
"Is it done? Did you torture them?"
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"Nah."
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"But I gave you an order."
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"I don't give a rat's ass about your orders."
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"I might be a dog, but at least I'm a loyal one, love."
Galavant
"Now, I serve the king, so I only follow his orders."
Galavant
"That is so nice to hear."
Galavant
"You have always been my most loyal friend, Gareth."
Galavant
"I know you're not a hugger, but if you were,"
Galavant
"I would wrap myself around you"
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"like a leather jacket made of love."
Galavant
"Mm."
Galavant
"Xanax?"
Galavant
"- So much Xanax. - Mm."
Galavant
"Okay, couple of things."
Galavant
"First, chef, I am so munchy."
Galavant
"Could you make me, like, a cheesy omelette"
Galavant
"with some ham chunks, potatoes fried in bacon grease?"
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"- Right away, sire. - Excellent."
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"Next, I'm breaking up with you."
Galavant
"Gareth, would you please escort Madalena down to the dungeon"
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"and lock her up forever?"
Galavant
"Huh?"
Galavant
"Come on."
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