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Clips from Galavant - Dungeons and Dragon Lady (S01E01)

"Did you miss me, Gal?"
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"Madalena, I have traveled 1,000 miles to see you."
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"I fought pirates."
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"I stared death in the face a dozen times,"
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"and I did all that to be with a woman"
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"who chose a fierce and cruel man over my unconditional love."
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"- So... - You crossed my mind, yes."
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"Then why didn't you act happy to see me?"
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"To be honest, I don't know how to feel."
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"Isabella told me you wanted me to rescue you."
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"Did you even know I was coming?"
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"Well, I found out earlier today, and as soon as I did,"
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"I made a plan for us to be together."
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"Yeah, well, I had a plan, as well."
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"We were gonna live in a cottage by the sea."
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"We were gonna make love, plant a garden..."
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"Have children."
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"I was gonna sing songs of your beauty."
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"Oh, Gal."
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"That sounds awful."
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"Look around."
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"I live in a castle."
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"And you know what I've learned about myself?"
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"I really like stuff."
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"I mean, why would I give all this up"
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"to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?"
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"So, you didn't want me to come?"
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"I should never have trusted Isabella."
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"How could someone so small tell such a big lie?"
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"Well, none of that matters now."
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"I have a plan that will allow me to remain as queen,"
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"and you will be well taken care of as my..."
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"Special companion."
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"Your boy toy, you mean."
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"Is that how you see me? Hmm?"
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"As some well-groomed, ruggedly handsome,"
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"yet oddly delicate-featured plaything?"
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"Yeah."
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"Madalena, I've got something to say,"
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"and I've come a really, really long way to say it."
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"Oh, no."
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"♪ I want you, I need you ♪"
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"♪ You cut me, and I bleed you ♪"
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"♪ You're like some kind of sonnet ♪"
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"♪ All I want to do is read you ♪"
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"- ♪ And I love you ♪ - I know."
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"- ♪ I mean I love you ♪ - Yes. Thanks."
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"- ♪ I said I love you ♪ - You did."
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"♪ And now don't you want to tell me something, too? ♪"
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"♪ I love you ♪"
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"♪ As much as someone like me can love anyone ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"♪ I mean, I love how we make people stare ♪"
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"♪ We're quite the stunning pair ♪"
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"♪ In other words, you love me ♪"
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"♪ As much as someone like me can love anyone ♪"
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"Okay."
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"♪ I mean, I love how when we hit the hay ♪"
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"♪ It's more than just okay ♪"
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"Right?"
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"♪ I'd absolutely say more like middling to fair ♪"
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"Yeah. Wait. What?"
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"♪ Dance with me ♪"
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"♪ Can't you see how freaking gorgeous we look? ♪"
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"♪ Can't you feel the frantic beat of our hearts ♪"
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"♪ As our various parts rub with such delicious friction? ♪"
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"♪ So, that's all you really... ♪"
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"♪ Dance with me ♪"
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"♪ Why not finish what's already begun? ♪"
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"♪ So, what you're saying is you love me ♪"
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"- ♪ I love you ♪ - ♪ Really love me ♪"
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"- ♪ I love you ♪ - ♪ And always loved me? ♪"
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"♪ As much as someone like me can love anyone ♪"
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"Does that clear things up for you?"
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"No."
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"And when did you learn how to dance?"
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"Galavant - 01x06 Dungeons and Dragon Lady"
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"Are you hearing this, Gareth?"
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"My own wife tries to trick me into killing my favorite chef"
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"so she can save her ex-boyfriend."
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"You sure it was her?"
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"Pretty girl, tiny waist, big eyes?"
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"Definitely, My King."
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"No one has it as bad as I do, Gareth."
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"- No one! - Aaaaaaaah!"
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"Uh... Don't worry."
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"Why do I continually allow people to treat me this way?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Forget I'm your king and talk to me like your friend."
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"All right."
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"You keep acting like a prat."
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"You need to be more of a geezer."
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"You know, I've tried to tell you time and time again."
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"You don't turn your ear."
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"Oh, Gareth."
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"I can't understand a word you say."
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"Let me ask you this, then."
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"Do you like me, Gareth?"
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"- I mean, you know, as a... as a person? - Aaaaaaah!"
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"I got to go."
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"My queen needs me."
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"- Your queen? - Mm."
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"Are you hearing this? Now it's his queen."
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"Fine. Go ahead."
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"Leave me, too. Be that guy."
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"Go. Go."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Why am I like this?"
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"Why do I continually allow people to treat me this way?"
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"- Sire! - Hmm?"
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"I-I think I know something that may help you."
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"Really? What?"
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"Have you ever heard of Xanax?"
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"Xanax?"
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"Is he that new magician I'm hearing so much about?"
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"Merlin's replacement?"
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"Yes, My King."
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"I-I occasionally buy herbs from him."
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"Herbs? For what? F-f-for cooking?"
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"Yeah... f-for cooking."
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