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Clips from American Auto - Commercial (S01E01)

"we're playing into the narrative"
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"of the safe, light skinned Black man?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Wasn't before."
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"It is now. I mean, should we recast him?"
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"So first we recast an actress"
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"because she might not be gay in real life;"
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"now we're recasting an actor"
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"who is, in fact, Black in real life"
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"but might not appear Black on screen."
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"Yeah, right, it's like, I mean, are we finally allowed"
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"to say like, woke culture has gone a little bit too far?"
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"Yeah, I don't think we're allowed to say that."
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"Absolutely not then. Let's not say that. Carry on."
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"Is there even time to bring in a new actor?"
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"Uh. Hey, hall monitor."
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"Hey, if we wanted to replace another actor, could we?"
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"We wouldn't make our day."
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"Also, we only got a couple hours left with the kids."
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"Okay, great. I only asked you one question."
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"I just needed that one answer."
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"But thank you for giving me a lesson"
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"on time management skills. You're a real--real peach."
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"Thank you so much. God, that guy is a grade-A dud."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Maybe there's someone here who's not white,"
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"who could sub in. Or maybe even one of us?"
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"Oh, let's use Jack."
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"Yeah, you're fine, respectfully."
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"Thank you, but no."
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"I'm not really-- I was an athlete."
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"I'm not really an actor. - Relax, Denzel."
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"You just have to step out of a car and wave."
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""You know, man say he got a dream."
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"Woman say, 'Eat your eggs, Walter Lee.'""
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""Raisin in the Sun.""
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"See, I did a lot of theatre growing up,"
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"and I've been considering going back to doing it again."
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"I would love to hear all about that."
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"Jack, are you in?"
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"Yeah. What the hell? I'll give it a shot."
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"Okay, great. Hey."
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"A star is born, guys. That's awesome."
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"Yes, he saved the day."
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"I'm sorry to pour cold water"
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"on everyone's happy dreams of stardom,"
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"but we can't release the actor based on his race."
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"So now we need to find a job for that guy as well."
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"Just a square. Just tweet a square."
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"[quirky music]"
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"♪"
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"You okay?"
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"I--I've never acted before."
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"I don't quite know what to do with my arms."
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"- Your arms. - My arms."
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"Well, what would you do with them normally?"
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"Something like this."
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"Yeah, something like this or this."
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"Something like this, yeah."
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"Well, when I'm sitting in a car,"
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"I normally hold my arms kind of like this."
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"That looks really good to me."
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"That looks really natural to me."
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"You should go with that. - It-it--"
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"surprisingly feels pretty damn good."
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"- Does it? - It feels good."
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"Mm-hmm. Perfect."
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"Hey."
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"I wanted to give you some signed headshots"
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"and a copy of "No Other Exit" in case"
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"I didn't see you before we wrap."
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"- Oh, three copies. - Yeah."
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"And a DVD."
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"That's the one that was in the 2015 Slamdance festival."
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"I'll be sure to watch this."
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"Okay, great. DM me sometime, okay?"
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"- DM? - Yeah."
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"- Okay. Yes. - Dori."
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"Yeah. Okay. I'll see you."
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"- [sighs] - [sighs]"
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"This is the craziest day of my directing career."
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"Me too, man."
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"You cannot eat nine slices. That's not human."
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"I definitely can. I'll prove it to you."
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"Any night you want. - Oh, you're on."
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"We're so doing this. - It's settled then."
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"- Okay. - You, me."
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"Triple pepp deep dish."
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"They actually look pretty good together."
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"I'd buy them as a couple."
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"Ah, they're fine. It's just a stupid commercial."
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"It's not like a Nora Ephron movie."
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"Let's not read too much into it."
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"What is going? Hey, excuse me."
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"Hi. Can we shoot already?"
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"Actually, all the kids have timed out."
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"So we gotta send them home."
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"Now? We're about to shoot."
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"Yeah, I tried to warn you about that earlier"
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"but you told me to shut up,"
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"so that's what I did."
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"All right, let's say good night to the kids."
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"Whoo-hoo. Good night, kids. Good night."
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"What's with his attitude?"
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"We don't have time to bring in other kids."
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"We're losing light as is."
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"We're losing light, guys. Gotta move."
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"So, we are gonna film a family commercial"
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"with a bunch of grownups standing around"
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"empty swing sets like a Stephen King movie?"
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"Or here's a wild idea."
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"Why don't we use our original commercial"
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"which was perfectly fine as is?"
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"We will get killed in the press."
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"Especially if it got out that we were shooting this version"
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"and still aired the old one."
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"There is one sliver of light left."
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"What are you? A [bleep] vampire?"
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"How do you not have rickets?"
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"[bleep]."
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"I-I-I take supplements."
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