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"Turn it off!"
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"- That sure didn't work. - No."
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"- We need a hose spreader. - Who's got one?"
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"Gornicke, I think. I'll get it."
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"- I'll get some music. - Oh, no, please."
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"And some of those tortilla chips."
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"- We got some leftover sausages. - Bring them."
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"No, you folks don't need to have a parade. I don't want to impose."
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"Oh, no, no."
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"We are gonna get this fixed up for you, buddy."
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"Sausages."
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"Sausages."
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"Sausages."
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"- Right here, you want one? - Yeah."
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"There we go. That'll work."
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"You sure this will hold?"
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"Hey, man, why would they sell you a hose spreader..."
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"...if you couldn't spread the hose?"
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"It's getting old. Come on."
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"Open it up, Joe Joe."
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"It's blocked. I'll flush the line."
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"- Hey, Dad. - Son."
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"Maybe now is the time to confess to you that..."
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"...your dad's not the master of all things."
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"I got that when you started taking advice from morons."
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"Yeah. All we need is a banjo."
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"Oh, man. He didn't even open it up all the way."
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"- See? No worries. - Yup."
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"- Hello. - Bob."
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"Hey, Todd. Yeah, I'm still pretty sick."
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"- Where's my presentation? - Presentation?"
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"It's the best work I've done, not to toot my own horn..."
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"- Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning. - Thursday?"
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"No, that's not soon enough. Tomorrow will be great."
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"Oh, I gotta go."
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"Oh, dude, that is nasty."
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"Don't worry, I'll get another hose."
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"Fire in the hole!"
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"Here's where you made your critical mistake."
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"You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said."
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"Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest."
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"They're not the ones covered in fecal matter."
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"That's a good point."
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"Travis Gornicke."
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"Bob Munro."
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"Yeah, let's postpone that handshake..."
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"...till we get you cleaned up. - Yeah."
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"You're clean enough to use your own shower, Bob."
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"The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy."
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"- Oh, nice work, son. - Thank you, boys."
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"- You're welcome. - No problem, Mr. Munro."
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"- Look, can I offer you a... - No, Bob, wouldn't think of it."
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"- We're neighbors. - Mom wants to know..."
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"What happened to you?"
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"He was covered in turd."
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"Oh, I know the feeling."
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"Mom wants to know when you're cooking dinner."
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"You tell your mother when I'm good and ready, that's when."
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"- I'll tell her. - Tell her I'm good and ready."
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"Well, thanks."
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"Hey, pleasure hosing you down, Bob."
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"- Ditto. - Why can't they have dinner with us?"
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"You know, aside from the stink, I don't see why not."
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"Why don't you come on over? Tuesday's meatloaf."
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"Then afterwards, we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail."
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"- It is funny. - Well, it's a classic."
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"I promised my family I'd make my special dish..."
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"...shish kebob. - Oh, that's good."
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"- Well, another time, then. - Yeah, try to keep me away."
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"Okay."
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"Carl!"
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"- Honey, how's it going? - Great, baby."
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"Okay, well, how long? Because we're starving."
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"Four hours. Maybe longer if you keep asking."
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"- What? - It's a small oven..."
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"...and I'm having to do the potatoes with a hair dryer set on "high.""
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"Hey, who wants to go to a party?"
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"- Here we are. Hope we're not late. - No!"
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"- Well, Bob said we were invited. - Yeah."
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"- Of course you were. - Then here we are."
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"- We're hungry. - All right!"
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"- Mary Jo, our company's here. - What company?"
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"The ones that are close enough to hear you yelling, darling."
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"- Well, hi. - Hi."
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"Honey, help me."
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"- I've got you here, darling. - Here you go."
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"Let's see. Earl and Billy you met."
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"- Hi, I'm Earl. - And I'm not."
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"My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon."
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"Hey, y'all."
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"Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong."
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"She was named after Warren Moon."
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"He was quarterback of the Houston Oilers."
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"Well, this is my wife, Jamie."
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"Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl."
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"Named after Karl Marx..."
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"...socialist, some would say the father of modern communism."
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"...I looked up and I said, "Who is that lovely?""
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"Next day, we were married in Juarez."
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"Nine months later... out popped Earl."
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"So you got a boyfriend?"
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"- Yeah, actually, I'm engaged. - Unlikely."
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"So where are you guys from?"
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"Where do you hang your hat, as it were."
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"- Behind the wheel of that bus. - Really?"
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"- Full-timer, U.S.A. - Really?"
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"Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl go to school?"
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"Home school."
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"I hope you don't find this next question too personal..."
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"...but how do you? - Make a living? Various ways."
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"Let's see. We made $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad."
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"In prison he's getting help he needs."
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"Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living."
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"I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus."
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"Really? Hooking?"
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"- Funny. - I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max."
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"Y'all seen the infomercials for our musical car horns?"
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"- No, I don't think we have. - No."
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"Billy White Shoes, blow that horn."
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"- Watch this. - Wait for it."
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