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""Once in every nighttime, someone comes around.""
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"- "I'm coming to get you." - No."
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""There's someone that makes sleeping difficult.""
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""Cassie.""
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""I'm coming.""
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"Who's there?"
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"- "The Tickle Monster." - No."
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""That's right, Sylvester Stallone is the Tickle Monster.""
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""I'm gonna tickle you.""
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""What?" "I'm gonna tickle you.""
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""What?" "I'm gonna tickle you!""
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"Daddy, help."
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"I'm here, Cassie. Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster."
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"Oh, hand-to-hand."
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"- Look, over there. - Go, Daddy, go."
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""Oh, dear.""
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"- Is she still up? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath..."
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"...and now she's more wide-awake than I am."
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"She won't be so sharp for her big meeting tomorrow."
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"- Good night, sweetie. - Night, Mommy."
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"Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes..."
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"...you might still have a shot tonight. - Use a mallet if you have to."
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"- Daddy? - Yeah, baby?"
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"I'm never gonna get married."
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"Why not? It's not as bad as it looks."
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"Because I always want to live here with you."
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"Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up..."
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"...meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married."
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"But you and I will always be best friends."
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"Good night, Cassie."
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"Dad, could you be any more of a dork?"
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"Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?"
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"I know where, I just know one way to get there."
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"- And you refuse to go that way. - Because it's a stupid way."
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"- Lf you consider getting there stupid. - Why don't you use the navigation?"
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"Because Sacajawea back there doesn't know the name of the street."
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"She knows it as "the one next to the one with the fountain.""
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"Hey, Dad, Cassie just gave you the finger."
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"If we don't find this house in two minutes..."
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"- There it is. - Okay, honey..."
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"...hurry up, go get your friend."
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"- Jerk. - I heard that."
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"Good."
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"- Where are they? - She just left."
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"Okay."
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"Which friend is this, the nice one?"
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"You used to know all her friends."
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"- You were funny and charming. - Well, she's 15."
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"She doesn't want me to be charming. She finds it creepy."
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"Oh, no."
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"It's the too-nice one."
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"Hi, thanks for inviting me."
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"Any friend of Cassie's is always welcome."
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"We're a little late."
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"Remember, congratulate Todd on the Alpine soda merger..."
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"...tell him the house looks great, work in his outfit."
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"- Maybe he smells nice. - Lick his face?"
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"No, don't touch him. Don't shake his hand."
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"- Oh, right, Mr. Stupid-Germ-Phobia. - Yeah."
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"There they are, old Bob Bobcat."
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"- Teabag. - Hi, Todd."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Well, congratulations on Alpine soda."
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"- Bob said you'd do it. - Yeah."
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"God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you..."
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"...l'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage."
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"Thank you, Todd. What a lovely compliment."
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"Oh, there's Laird."
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"Laird."
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"- So that's the young hotshot? - Yeah."
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"Harvard M.B.A. We're planning to kill him."
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"Do you want in?"
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"- Cassie. - There he is."
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"Laird. You know what'd be great? You going to get me shrimp."
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"I'm not joking."
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"Cass, go say hi to Todd."
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"- What for? - He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks."
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"Can I come? I read all about him online."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Hi, Mr. Mallory. Good to see you again."
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"- Oh, Cassie Munro. - Little Cassie?"
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"Wow, you turned into quite the young lady."
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"This is my friend, Gretchen."
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"- Hi, Gretch. - Hi."
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"Aren't you the one who got Pure Vibe sodas into the schools?"
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"That was me. Cassie's dad helped, he's head of Corporate Relations..."
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"...but I am el presidente."
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"Wow, so you're, like, personally responsible..."
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"...for destroying the health of millions of children."
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"- Gretchen. - I probably wouldn't put it that way."
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"Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol."
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"The fat of our youth is on your hands. Wallow in it."
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"Thank you, I had a very nice time."
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"Keep it real."
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"Don't."
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"Yo, homeslice, can you chill on the def jam?"
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"You're boiling my vibe."
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"Respect."
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"Cass, can we talk?"
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"- God, what? - Nothing. My bad."
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"Father evil. Forgot that."
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"How you doing, are you all right?"
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"- No, not really. - Why don't you get that skin peel?"
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"Feels like that. Cassie was so abrasive..."
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"Oh, Bob just came in. Let me call you back. My sister."
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"- Did you talk to Cassie? - Yeah, I tried."
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"Still bleeding a little bit."
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"She didn't know Gretchen was gonna do that."
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"She didn't know her friend was gonna throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss."
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"Wine or martini?"
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"- Both, with a Prozac back. - Okay."
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"Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing."
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"We watch TV in four separate rooms..."
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"...and we IM each other when dinner's ready."
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"Well, then let's change things."
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"Let's start while we're in Hawaii."
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"No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls."
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"- Let's really go. - No what?"
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