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"You're not gonna see them for the rest of the summer."
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"- Carl's got camp... - Yeah."
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"Cassie's got college prep in Palo Alto, I know."
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"That's right, and they leave the day after we get back."
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"It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll only call us when they need money."
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"Todd loves you. You're indispensable."
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"I'm afraid not."
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"I think Laird's gonna get my job. He's younger, smarter, cheaper."
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"What did you say?"
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"Nothing."
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"Here you go."
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"To true love."
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"- Hawaii's gonna be great. - Yeah."
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"You gotta cancel Hawaii."
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"- Why? - We hit a snag in the Alpine merger."
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"- Since yesterday? - One brother got seller's remorse."
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"- Garry. - Larry."
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"Garry's still for it. Show him some money..."
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"...he'll quack like a duck. Larry's nervous."
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"If I tell my wife we're not going to Hawaii, bury me ass-up."
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"You have a place to park your bike."
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"- Bob. - Todd."
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"- Bob. - Todd."
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"Bob. Bob, this crisis has actually saved your job."
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"- Really? - After yesterday..."
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"...I figured I gotta fire you to maintain some respect around here."
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"But in light of this Alpine thing..."
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"...I still need you. - Bless you, Todd."
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"I gotta run out there and make a presentation."
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"I can write the presentation in Hawaii and zap it to you."
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"Laird can write me a presentation. If I tell him to, he'll live in the office."
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"He'll shower in the damn water cooler."
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"But you've got one thing he hasn't got."
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"- A soul. - No, you're good in a meeting."
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"You've got the chutzpah."
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"So I want you to write that presentation..."
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"...and I need you at the meeting to put this thing over."
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"- Yeah. - So no Hawaii."
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"- No. - Boulder, Colorado, Friday."
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"Just move your Hawaii dates."
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"The kids are booked the rest of the summer."
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"- You have to go to Boulder. - Agreed."
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"I want you to know, after the divorce, I'm coming after Jamie hard."
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"Bring jewelry."
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"Hey, if you get Jamie, can I have Elaine?"
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"- You want Elaine? - Better than nothing."
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"Trust me, it's not better."
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"Elaine is still mad at me for taking that vacation last year."
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"Figures that's why I didn't get that promotion."
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"- Oh, the RV trip. - RV trip?"
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"Oh, the famous RV trip. Oh, can we see the pictures again?"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody move."
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"Did you rent that RV?"
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"Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God, it's your husband."
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"- Oh, hi. - What is that?"
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"- It's an RV. - And why is it in front of our house?"
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"- We're taking it on vacation. - To Hawaii?"
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"- No, it doesn't float. Colorado. - What happened to Hawaii?"
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"Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer."
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"The place I'm taking you is special, and not like Uncle Mike."
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"It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid."
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"Is he being funny? Because I can never tell."
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"Oh, come on. You've always wanted to camp, right?"
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"This is what he came up with to punish me for Gretchen."
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"I was gonna surf. Nice one, Dad. Thanks."
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"The hotel in Hawaii has a weight room."
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"Doesn't anybody respect my lifting schedule?"
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"We're not campers. We don't camp."
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"- Why not? - Why...? Why not?"
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"- For one thing, we like to shower. - Well, it's got a shower."
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"You and I will go out right now and take a shower."
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"Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip?"
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"- Where? - RV camps."
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"Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly."
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"In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids."
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"This way, we can spend time with them."
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"You need to spend time with them."
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"I spend nine hours a day with them. And I want Hawaii."
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"All right, we'll go to Hawaii."
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"At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people."
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"- We'll have all the ham to ourselves. - I'll have to cook."
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"No, you won't, because I'll cook every night, every meal."
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"We were gonna take naps. Hotel room, afternoon..."
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"...lock-the-door naps. - Oh, the good naps."
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"- How are we gonna do that in an RV? - I'll drive slowly."
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"- I was gonna get a massage. - I'll give you a massage."
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"You're gonna do all the cooking, give me massages."
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"And spend time with the kids."
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"You got it."
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"Did you cancel our Hawaii trip because Todd told you to?"
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"Did you volunteer us for some sort of experiment?"
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"The family travels around and drinks nothing but Pure Vibe soda..."
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"...see if our teeth fall out?"
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"Honey, I'm running out of time with my kids."
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"Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the wilderness..."
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"...with your big, brawny man?"
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"Don't make me call for my mail-order bride."
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"Bob."
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"Here's something your genius husband probably overlooked."
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"Four miles to the gallon?"
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"Gee, why don't we just stay home and set fire to an oil field."
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"There's an elegant touch."
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"I spent the night with my head in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious."
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"All right, no more details. Just e-mail me the new proposal."
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"- That's my couch. Move. - Make me."
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"- This seat's better, anyway. - Whatever."
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"Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark..."
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"...I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?"
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"The Big Turd."
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"The Big Rolling Turd."
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"In that spirit, we set forth."
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"Make it so, Number One."
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"Honey, are you sure know how to...?"
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"- Honey? - Trust me, okay?"
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Honey, honey. - What?"
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"- Oh, tree. - Yeah, it's all right."
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