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Clips from Cheers - Diane's Nightmare (S04E04)

Diane: cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Diane: cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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Ok, guys. Time's almost up.

"Ok, guys. Time's almost up."

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Well, how do They expect you To fill in words

"Well, how do They expect you To fill in words"

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With all the letters Mixed up like that?

"With all the letters Mixed up like that?"

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That's the, uh, Point of the game, woody.

"That's the, uh, Point of the game, woody."

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Hey, sam, Where's diane?

"Hey, sam, Where's diane?"

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She's been burnin' The midnight oil, Studying for exams.

"She's been burnin' The midnight oil, Studying for exams."

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I'm--i'm letting her Catch a few winks In the office.

"I'm--i'm letting her Catch a few winks In the office."

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She couldn't Catch winks

"She couldn't Catch winks"

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If she walked Naked through A troop train.

"If she walked Naked through A troop train."

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Gee, i wonder if She's dreaming about me.

"Gee, i wonder if She's dreaming about me."

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Fat chance.

"Fat chance."

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That's it. Time's up. What do you got?

"That's it. Time's up. What do you got?"

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You first.

"You first."

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I've got "grape, Pear, and ear."

"I've got "grape, Pear, and ear.""

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All right. Ah, well,

"All right. Ah, well,"

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Sorry, woody. I got those 2,

"Sorry, woody. I got those 2,"

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So it cancels Yours out,

"So it cancels Yours out,"

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But i've also got, uh, "Fork, flerk, and snuff."

"But i've also got, uh, "Fork, flerk, and snuff.""

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Sam: come on, man,

"Sam: come on, man,"

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There's no such word As flerk.

"There's no such word As flerk."

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What are you Talkin' about?

"What are you Talkin' about?"

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You know those little flags On the mailboxes?

"You know those little flags On the mailboxes?"

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What do you think Holds 'em on?

"What do you think Holds 'em on?"

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Gee, mr. Clavin, You're so smart,

"Gee, mr. Clavin, You're so smart,"

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I don't even know Why i bother Playin' with you.

"I don't even know Why i bother Playin' with you."

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You always win.

"You always win."

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You know What i say, woody?

"You know What i say, woody?"

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You just gotta Be tenacious.

"You just gotta Be tenacious."

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Just like The great horned muen.

"Just like The great horned muen."

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Hey, woody, besides, You almost beat me The last game.

"Hey, woody, besides, You almost beat me The last game."

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Yeah, just missed By a cat's pleck.

"Yeah, just missed By a cat's pleck."

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Yep.

"Yep."

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would help a lot *

"* Sure would help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away? *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away? *"

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* Sometimes you wanna go *

"* Sometimes you wanna go *"

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* Where everybody knows Your name *

"* Where everybody knows Your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna Be where you can see *

"* You wanna Be where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *"

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* You wanna Go where people know *

"* You wanna Go where people know *"

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* People are all the same *

"* People are all the same *"

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* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *"

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[Thunder]

"[Thunder]"

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Why, that's some storm Out there tonight,

"Why, that's some storm Out there tonight,"

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Huh, mr. Clavin?

"Huh, mr. Clavin?"

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Yeah, well, to the layman, Perhaps, woody,

"Yeah, well, to the layman, Perhaps, woody,"

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But in my profession, We have a saying--

"But in my profession, We have a saying--"

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"Neither rain nor sleet Nor gloom of night

""Neither rain nor sleet Nor gloom of night"

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Shall stay this courier From the swift completion Of his appointed rounds."

"Shall stay this courier From the swift completion Of his appointed rounds.""

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Cliff, my car Has stalled outside.

"Cliff, my car Has stalled outside."

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How about gettin' me Your jumper cables?

"How about gettin' me Your jumper cables?"

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What, and Catch my death?

"What, and Catch my death?"

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Hit the bricks.

"Hit the bricks."

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Appreciate it.

"Appreciate it."

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Sam, table 6 wants A bottle of house red.

"Sam, table 6 wants A bottle of house red."

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Woody, would You mind goin', uh,

"Woody, would You mind goin', uh,"

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Down to The wine cellar

"Down to The wine cellar"

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And get us Some more, please?

"And get us Some more, please?"

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Woody: of course not.

"Woody: of course not."

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You know, i used To be afraid of the dark,

"You know, i used To be afraid of the dark,"

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But, uh, i got Myself over it.

"But, uh, i got Myself over it."

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Oh, yeah? How'd you do that?

"Oh, yeah? How'd you do that?"

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Oh, well, I just shut my eyes

"Oh, well, I just shut my eyes"

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And pretended It wasn't there.

"And pretended It wasn't there."

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Wine cellar?

"Wine cellar?"

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Since when have we Had a wine cellar?

"Since when have we Had a wine cellar?"

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Vodka, rocks, 2.

"Vodka, rocks, 2."

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On your day off,

"On your day off,"

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Uh, i had a couple Of workers checkin' The plumbin',

"Uh, i had a couple Of workers checkin' The plumbin',"

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And they discovered That there was A staircase

"And they discovered That there was A staircase"

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Behind the wall In the closet there.

"Behind the wall In the closet there."

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[Laughs] That's amazing.

"[Laughs] That's amazing."

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You mean, it's just been There all this time?

"You mean, it's just been There all this time?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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A long time ago, When this, uh,

"A long time ago, When this, uh,"

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Was just a private House here,

"Was just a private House here,"

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The owners Used to keep

"The owners Used to keep"

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Their crazy Old grandmother Down there.

"Their crazy Old grandmother Down there."

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They say that if You're real quiet,

"They say that if You're real quiet,"

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You can hear Her chains rattle.

"You can hear Her chains rattle."

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Supposedly, She swore To seek vengeance

"Supposedly, She swore To seek vengeance"

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On blonde Waitresses. Bleah!

"On blonde Waitresses. Bleah!"

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[Cliff laughs] Sam: bleah!

"[Cliff laughs] Sam: bleah!"

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Very funny.

"Very funny."

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Good evening, everybody.

"Good evening, everybody."

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All: norm!

"All: norm!"

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Diane: norman.

"Diane: norman."

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Still pourin', norm?

"Still pourin', norm?"

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That's funny. I was about to ask you The same thing.

"That's funny. I was about to ask you The same thing."

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Hey, some storm, huh?

"Hey, some storm, huh?"

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Yeah. If i don't Get home to vera soon,

"Yeah. If i don't Get home to vera soon,"

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That road's Gonna be closed.

"That road's Gonna be closed."

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I'd say about another Half hour or so Oughta do it.

"I'd say about another Half hour or so Oughta do it."

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Hey, sam, Where's the paper?

"Hey, sam, Where's the paper?"

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I wanna see what they Say about the storm.

"I wanna see what they Say about the storm."

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Woody had it A minute ago.

"Woody had it A minute ago."

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Where is he, anyway?

"Where is he, anyway?"

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Ah. Better go check on him.

"Ah. Better go check on him."

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It's been a whole week Since i taught him How to climb stairs.

"It's been a whole week Since i taught him How to climb stairs."

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Oh, here it is. Wait a minute.

"Oh, here it is. Wait a minute."

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I'll take that, Sammy.

"I'll take that, Sammy."

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I told, uh, vera I'd check for Double coupons.

"I told, uh, vera I'd check for Double coupons."

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Ah, norman, That's very sweet.

"Ah, norman, That's very sweet."

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Yeah, you know, Diane, marriage Is a full-time job.

"Yeah, you know, Diane, marriage Is a full-time job."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Ho. Hey, diane.

"Ho. Hey, diane."

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Diane: mm-hmm. Remember that lunatic

"Diane: mm-hmm. Remember that lunatic"

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Who tried To strangle you

"Who tried To strangle you"

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While you were Doing that scene

"While you were Doing that scene"

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From othello out there?

"From othello out there?"

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Yeah, what was his name, Andy schroeder?

"Yeah, what was his name, Andy schroeder?"

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Norm: there he is. What about him?

"Norm: there he is. What about him?"

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Uh, it says here That he escaped From the state--

"Uh, it says here That he escaped From the state--"

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Whoa, She does remember. Yeah.

"Whoa, She does remember. Yeah."

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