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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (S04E04)

"Yeah, well, you're looking all sorts of good."
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"Now, you seem like a sweet, sophisticated, nice, busy, young lady,"
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"so we're not gonna waste your time today."
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"Nah. We're just a couple oil men in from Dallas, and, well,"
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"we're itching like a hound to give you a-something you want."
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"What my associate is trying to say is"
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"that we're here to offer your community a much-needed service..."
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"Hells, yeah! We want to feel you up, if'n you were so inclined as to let us."
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"Please, let me do the talking. Please, let me..."
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"Now, we ain't gonna take no for an answer now, you hear? Okay?"
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"So don't be making me sic my associate on you here, all right?"
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"He don't take kindly to no. So, can I feel you up or what?"
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"Yep, you best get to stepping, because Johnny Law's a-coming."
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"You might want to start driving because she called the cops on us."
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"Why's he talking like that?"
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"Well, wild card over here decided to lose his mind."
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"I say, I say, that's just damn preposterous, boy."
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"Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
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"All right, guys, I think it's time we cut our losses and go back"
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"- to the original plan. - Ah, the generator."
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"No, not the generator."
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"- Storing the gas and patties. - All right."
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"Okay? It's too soon to sell this gas anyway, so shut the door."
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"- Go, go, go, go. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"All right, admit it, that Muslim guy was gonna rub me out,"
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"and that's when you jumped out of the van after I got out!"
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"Admit it, come on!"
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"Oh, my God, I don't know what you're talking about!"
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"Oh, don't lie to me! Come on, admit it!"
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"Okay, okay, I admit it!"
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"- What do you admit?! - I admit anything you want to hear!"
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"Now, you admit that Bruce Mathis is a terrorist..."
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"- He's a terrorist! - And that you are working for him!"
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"Yes, I work for him. We get our information from the top, the top cave."
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"Don't bullshit me! That's all I got to say!"
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"Like what I'm seeing here, Frank. Bring me up to speed."
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"I'm waterboarding your sister because she's"
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"- escalating the plot to kill us. - Dennis, help me!"
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"Why the hell would I help you, Dee? You're still plotting to kill me."
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"- No! Help! - Shut up!"
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"Shut up! Shut up!"
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"- Yeah, shut up. - Tell me what's going on!"
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"Hey, Frank, by the way, we borrowed that pathetic rape van"
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"of yours; you got to get that gas pedal fixed, man."
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"Mac rammed into some dude's car, like, five times. It was amazing."
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"You guys took the van? I thought it was some Muslim guy."
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"- No, not really. - What is going on in here?"
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"- Frank's waterboarding Dee. - You guys?! You took the van?!"
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"- Well, hell, yeah. - Oh, my God, I just realized something."
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"Frank is the muscle."
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"What?"
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"The reason that shit hasn't been working out for us is"
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"because we are not working with our full crew."
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"I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card,"
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"and Frank is the muscle."
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"- Well, what's Dee? - She's the useless chick."
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"Yeah!"
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"- You see? We complete it! - Yeah!"
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"We all complete the team!"
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"Now, if we stick together, guys, we can do anything."
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"Now, question: Frank, does that waterboard really work?"
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"You bet your ass!"
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"I got Dee to admit to things she never did!"
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"Well, then it works."
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"All right, then, gentlemen, I got a new plan."
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"Bruce's, we slip in and we grab him."
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"Shouldn't you guys have gotten these barrels out of the"
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"- van before we got in? - They're really heavy, Dee."
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"We've already had to do it, like, a million times."
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"- Where'd you get the money for this gas? - Dee, will you shut up and let me continue?"
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"Now, Frank, when we get back to the bar, you waterboard the shit"
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"- out of Bruce and get a confession. - No problem."
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"Now, Dennis, you take that confession to the police, use"
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"your charm and good looks, and get that reward money."
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"- Done and done. - Okay, Dee, you continue to be useless."
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"Charlie and I will use that reward money to pay off our electricity bill."
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"Then we'll probably buy some more gasoline 'cause I feel like that's a great plan."
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"Wait. Brakes don't... Brakes don't work."
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"- The gas pedal. - No, I'm saying, no, the brakes!"
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"We just need to adjust our business model to meet the needs of a changing market place. That's all. - That's money talk. Let's talk money."
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