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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (S04E04)

"Look, we're going back to the original plan, okay?"
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"We're going to put the frame on him."
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"We're going to be heroes among the community and I'm going to"
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"get all of my money back as a reward."
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"- All my money. - Whatever."
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"It was probably going to end up mine eventually, so..."
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"Okay, there's something I want to talk to you about."
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"Were you planning on offing me and then offing Dennis also?"
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"Frank, we are in the middle of something."
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"I don't have time to chitchat with you about stuff."
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"Were you planning on offing me?"
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"- I didn't say that. - You didn't deny it either."
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"Deny it?"
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"Do I have to deny... something so craz..."
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"Give me the baby monitor. I'll hide it for you."
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"Capitalism at work."
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"This ought to show the son of a bitch."
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"All right, buddy, now explain to me how exactly we're going to"
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"- calculate the totals. - Oh, it's easy, dude."
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"You pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, right?"
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"And I count how much gas is going into the car."
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"All right, let me just stop you right there."
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"How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid?"
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"- I know how to count, dude. - Okay, you do it, you do it,"
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"- Mac, because I can't speak to him. - Free Market 101, you got to"
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"have customers to have a working business, right?"
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"- So we've got to attract attention. - Yeah."
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"I, for one, suggest me blowing fireballs to get that attention."
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"Fireballs?"
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"- Where is that coming from? - No, rifling fireballs around..."
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"No, people will see it from the street and pull in."
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"They'll want to buy the gas. We have ten containers of gasoline."
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"- Charlie, the lighter, please. - What the hell... No, no, no."
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"- Let me reiterate my strong opposition to this idea. - Trust me, Dennis, I know what I'm doing."
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"This is really unsafe, dude. Do not blow that fireball..."
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"Wow. Okay, wow, I take back everything I just said."
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"That was amazing. Oh, dude, I'm doing one of those, baby."
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"- You can do it bigger? - No, Charlie, let me..."
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"Make sure it's bigger."
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"Wait..."
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"Goddamn it!"
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"You burned my head!"
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"- Oh, I did. I burned him. - Really?"
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"Easy, camper, easy, camper."
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"- Jesus Christ! How can I relax? - Relax."
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"- OK, OK? - Just stop. Just stop."
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"Do you have anything other than a towel and duct tape?"
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"Not really."
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"New plan... we're going to a hospital."
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"You know what, bro, actually we're going to be done"
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"with your plans for a little while. 'Cause the system you set up, it ain't working."
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"So I got a new system. Me... both the brains and the looks."
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"Charlie, you're still going to be the wild card 'cause that fireball you blew was badass."
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"It was great, right? You just kind of got in the way."
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"Mac, check this out though. You're going to be the muscle."
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"No, I..."
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"I think we've got to stick to the paradigm that we set up."
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"- The A-Team... - No, no, no!"
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"- Your paragon is failing us, man. - It's a paradigm, but yeah."
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"- It wasn't working. - It's not working."
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"What happened was, we confused your bossiness with"
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"braininess, and those two are very different things."
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"That is what happened."
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"So, check it out. Man, I got a new plan."
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"- This is what we're going to do, okay, baby? - Yeah."
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"We're going to steal Frank's rape van because driving around"
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"with all that gasoline is ruing the interior of my car,"
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"- and I just... I won't have it. - No."
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"Then we're going to take that van, and we're going to offer"
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"people something that gas stations just can't offer."
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"What?"
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"Gasoline directly to their doorsteps."
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"Door-to-door gasoline salesmen. Oh, my God, that's amazing."
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"- That's a brilliant plan, right? - All right, whatever, fine."
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"Then I'll be the muscle. I'll muscle these pricks into buying the gas."
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"Ooh, actually why don't you muscle you way back by the van,"
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"- because you look like a burned-up freak. - You know what?"
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"A look is going to be a big part of this. I'm going to get some disguises."
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"Why would we need disguises, Charlie?"
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"So people don't know who we are, you know."
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"They already don't know who we are."
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"You're not letting the wild card do his thing."
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"Is there any reason behind what you're doing?"
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"Wild card."
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"Stewart's up on his second shot on the fairway, hole 15."
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"I'd say it's about 195 yards."
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"He has a seven iron."
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"I mean, how has he been sitting there watching golf for three hours?"
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"- I don't know. - Is that a baby monitor?"
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"Oh, cut it off!"
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"Goddamn it!"
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"- Now he's suspicious of us! - Oh, no!"
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"- You are such a bad hider. - I'm a bad hider?"
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"You-you never could hide."
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"I bet you still hide your money in your sock drawer."
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"- My sock drawer. - Yeah."
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"Come on. That would be stupid."
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"- Yeah, you do. - Just shut up."
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"- You're lying to me. - I'm not lying to you."
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"- I'm getting out of here. This is a setup. - What?"
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"You're setting me up, and I'm getting the hell out."
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"Frank, get back here."
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"You're not gonna do this to me, girl. Get out of here."
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"- I understand what's going on. - Damn it."
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"Okay, they're on the move."
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"- Hey. Son of a bitch. - I know what's going on."
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"You think I was born yesterday?"
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"- Okay, go, go, go, Matt, go. - What are you talking about?"
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"Yeah, don't-don't lie to me."
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"I have my ways of finding out things."
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"You're be, you're be so... Oh, my God."
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"Is that a Muslim guy? He's getting in my van."
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"Come on, dude, seriously?"
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"All right, well, just let me do the talking."
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"Well, I feel like you got to at least talk with a Southern accent, man."
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"I'm not gonna talk in a Southern accent. It's bad enough that you wore this stupid disguise."
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"But we're oil men. We would have Southern accents."
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"Yeah, but we don't need bolo ties and stupid hats."
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"Yes, you do. She's gonna think, uh..."
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"Hello, ma'am. Well, what a lovely housedress."
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