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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (S04E04)

"- We have a graph. - Yeah, check this out."
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"Now these are the gas prices last year."
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"These are the gas prices this year."
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"And this is what the gas prices will be."
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"And what are those?"
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"These are gorgeous women with heaving breasts."
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"Well, to be perfectly honest, we sort of thought we'd"
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"- be speaking to a man today, so... - Yeah, is there any way that"
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"we can talk to your boss because I think he would understand more better?"
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"My boss is a woman."
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"- Really? - Your boss is a woman?"
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"Now, this is a strange bank."
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"Okay, well, I am definitely rejecting your request for"
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"$300,000 to buy... gasoline."
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"- Dennis, you're on. - Yeah."
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"You know... I just had a crazy thought."
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"How's about I take you in the back and change your mind?"
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"Or how about we all go in the back and have great sex?"
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"- What are you doing, hmm? - I'm pulling a wild card here, man, so..."
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"No, dude, just let Dennis do his thing, okay?"
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"I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? You will enjoy it."
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"Now is not the right time to pull the wild card, okay?"
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"Let me do my thing. Let me do the seducing."
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"- Let Dennis bang her so we can get our loan. - Well, here's a scenario."
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"What if she wanted to bang me or you for that matter?"
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"You can't pull the wild card when I already have my shirt"
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"off, that should be a rule. Can that be a rule?"
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"- Yes, that's a rule. - Oh, yeah?!"
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"Oh, yeah?! Back off!"
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"- Come on, man, let me do it. This is my job! - Wild card, baby!"
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"- Dude, I feel like I can do it then, too. - What are you doing?!"
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"- Goddamn it, look, okay, so... - Why don't you decide?"
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"- Yeah. - Which one of us do you want"
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"to take you in the back and bang you?"
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"My intel tells me that Bruce moved into this crappy apartment complex."
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"- Where'd you get your intel? - I water boarded some guy."
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"- Told me everything. - You tortured somebody?"
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"Oh, yeah. Big time. What do you see?"
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"I can't see shit. Why would you tint the inside of the windows?"
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"- I don't want anybody to see in. - We can't see out, Frank!"
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"- I might've overdone it a little bit. - You think so?"
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"- That's Bruce! - This guy?"
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"That's the guy, walking there! Walking there!"
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"- Start the car. Let's go! Let's follow him! - Are you sure that's him?"
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"Gonna take some pictures."
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"I got it working."
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"- Go! Go! - All right, there's..."
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"- the gas pedal's stuck or something. - Well, wobble it."
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"- Wobble it? - Yeah, wobble it back and forth."
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"- Wiggle it. Wiggle it. That's it. That's it. - All right."
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"- Now, hit it. Oh, God... - What are you trying to do?"
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"Give me whiplash? You're blinding me. Will you calm down? Hold on."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"Hey, assholes."
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"Hey, what the hell was that about?!"
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"I can't believe Dee keeps her life savings in her sock drawer."
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"That's a dumb place to hide it."
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"She's an investor now. She'll thank us later."
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"You know what, guys? I'm sorry. I got to bring something up."
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"Can I bring something up? 'Cause if it don't, it's going to stew up inside me."
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"- It's going to drive me crazy. - What's up, man?"
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"I kind of can't believe that you guys took your shirts off back there, man."
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"I mean, I feel like you really sold me down the river."
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"The Ghostbusters would never do something like that to each other."
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"- I can't believe you guys did it, man. - What are you doing?"
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"No trash cans, only cars."
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"Whoa, cool your jets, guy. We paid for this gas."
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"It's going to be a while, so..."
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"Stop now. You can't do this."
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"- Come on, man. - Only cars."
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"Oh, geez. All right, Wild Card, do your thing."
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"So help me God, I'll blow this place to kingdom come."
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"- Not that, not that. Jesus Christ, Charlie. - Come on, man."
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"No, we just got to figure out a way to get this gas back to"
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"- the bar without using the barrels. - Well, how the hell we gonna do that?"
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"All right, barrel number six is done, dudes."
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"- This doesn't seem to be the best... - No. Guys, this is not working, okay?"
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"We're actually losing money driving back and forth from that"
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"- gas station all day long. - You're burning up our product."
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"Plus I have swallowed a good deal of it. It's just a damn waste."
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"Yeah, and gas has gone up seven cents since this morning."
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"He puts a new thing on the sign every time we pull in there."
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"- We're screwing ourselves here, guys. - Hold on, let's not freak out."
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"- Let's not freak out. - The plan's not working though, man."
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"We just need to adjust our business model to meet the needs"
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"- of a changing market place. That's all. - That's money talk. Let's talk money."
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"We got to make some money in the short term."
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"Well, how the hell are we going to do that?"
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"I got a plan."
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"- We'd like to return some gas, please. - Yeah. Don't worry, bro, got receipts."
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"I can't do that."
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"You can't do it or you won't do it?"
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"Both."
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"Not yet, buddy."
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"Okay, bro, want to play hard ball, fine."
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"You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch."
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"Get ready to feel it where it hurts."
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"- Your dick. - No, no, not his dick. His wallet."
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"- Your wallet. - Yep."
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"Here we are. This is it."
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"- Are you sure this is the place? - Yes, yes, yes, my intel says so."
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"Okay, take these box cutters, put them in his bedroom."
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"Take this fertilizer, toss it in the closet."
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"What the hell are we doing that for?"
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"'Cause when I call the cops on him, they'll come and find"
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"all this bomb-making shit and they'll arrest his money-stealing ass."
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"We don't want to call the cops."
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"They'll find the bug I'm going to plant."
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"That's a baby monitor, Frank."
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"You're planting a baby monitor?"
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"Yeah?"
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"A lot of people are bugging their babies these days."
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"I guess babies can't be trusted."
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"What exactly is it you're expecting to find here?"
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"- Lotta shady shit. - Like what?"
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"Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes."
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"Why would that be shady?"
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"- Maybe the dudes are babies. - What?!"
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"Bruce is not banging any baby dudes."
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