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Clips from Beef House - Boro (S01E01)

"-So. -Hey."
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"I was doin' a little brainstormin'"
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"up in the bathtub and I thought"
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"we could turn this into"
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"the Beef House Bad Boys Boot Camp."
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"That's a great idea."
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"We could charge these boys"
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"and we can finally contribute"
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"to Megan's mortgage payments."
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"Both: Speak of the devil."
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"One minute."
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"It's Boro."
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"Hey, Boro. Welcome to the Beef House."
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"Come on in."
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"I'd like to introduce you to Uncle Tim."
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"Hi, Uncle Tim."
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"You're not gonna be callin' me Uncle Tim!"
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"You're gonna be calling me sir!"
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"Do you understand me? -Yes."
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"Yes, what?!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Now, we're gonna have some rules"
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"around this Beef House."
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"First up, you're gonna wake up"
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"at 6:00 am every morning."
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"You're gonna make your bed"
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"and you're gonna salute the flag."
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"Yes, sir! No, sir!"
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"Yes, sir! No, sir!"
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"Yes, sir! No, sir!"
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"You understand that?!"
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"-Yes, sir. -Then come on over here"
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"and give me a firm handshake."
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"See? This is gonna work out just fine."
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"-Aaaaaah! -Ah, Boro!"
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"Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!"
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"No! What did you do to Tim?!"
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"He got an artery!"
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"He got something bad!"
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"What the hell's goin' on down here?"
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"That son of a bitch stabbed me!"
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"-Take Boro to your cage! -What the hell?!"
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"You come with me, you little asshole!"
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"-I'm bleeding out, Eric! -Oh, my god."
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"Ben Hur, get in here!"
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"We need somethin' to stop the bleeding!"
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"-Oh! -Wait, wait, wait. Are those your semen sheets?"
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"Yes they are."
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"They're covered in your love goo?"
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"-Mm-hmm. -From your wet dreams?"
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"Yes. Certainly."
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"Get it outta here! That would give him"
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"a staphinfection! -Aaaah!"
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"Get offa me. Get offa me!"
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"I gotta get myself down to urgent care."
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"When I come back, I'm gonna show Boro"
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"who's boss around here, you hear me?!"
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"I'm comin' for you, boy!"
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"I'm comin' for you!"
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"♪ Beef♪"
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"Get in here!"
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"Get your little ass in there, you little shit."
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"You're a bad, bad boy. You know that?"
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"I can't believe you stabbed Uncle Tim."
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"You hungry, Doggy Boy?"
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"Yeah. I'm hungry."
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"But don't call me Doggy Boy."
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"You're acting like a doggy."
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"You know what doggies like to eat, right?"
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"Trash! Which, by the way,"
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"I just happen to have some right here."
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"Fresh trash!"
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"I'm gonna scoop you a little portion, Boro."
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"Eat up, Boro."
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"Not bad."
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"This trash is --"
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"Hey, you're right."
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"Nice, fresh beef,"
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"rigatoni, cottage cheese."
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"I think this is lasagna!"
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"Hey, Boro. You wanna hear a secret?"
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"-Yeah. -I sneak up fresh trash"
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"every night and I just have a trash feast by myself."
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"It's good to have some company now."
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"Ron, you take five."
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"I got this."
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"Aaaah! Aaaah!"
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"Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!"
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"Not so tough, now, are you, Boro?"
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"You think you can stab Uncle Tim"
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"and get away with it? I don't think so!"
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I didn't mean to hurt you."
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"It's alright. Boro, stop cryin', okay?"
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"It's, uh, it's okay. Listen, I-I--"
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"I know it's hard and..."
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"...it's not easy bein' a kid, right?"
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"Eh! Aah!"
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"Hey, he's got another knife!"
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"Damn it, I'm --"
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"Beef."
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"Hey, I got you your pills and milk."
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"Listen, Eric, it's official."
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"Boro's gotta go."
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"I just wish Tennessee Luke Fortenberry III was here."
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"He'd know what to do."
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"He's on a spiritual retreat, man."
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"Nocontact."
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"He's not even on the goddamn grid!"
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"Hey, look who it is!"
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"Tennessee's back!"
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"Shit!"
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"-Alright! -Welcome back!"
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"I felt that Tim was in danger, so,"
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"I have returned from my vision quest."
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"Come on in here, Tennee."
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"Sit."
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"We got big problems here, Tennessee."
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"We need your help, bad."
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