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Clips from Beef House - Boro (S01E01)

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"♪ Beef"
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"Come on. You got it."
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"Spank, spank, spank!"
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"Awesome! - Hey, Tim. Could I get a hand, please?"
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"Yeah, one sec!"
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"I got a handful of groceries out here."
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"Can you open the door? -Hang on!"
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"I'm just in the middle of something!"
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"That's it! You submit! You submit!"
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"Don't worry. I got it."
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"Sorry. I'm just trying to beat this final level"
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"of "Ultimate Drill Sergeant.""
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"Gotcha. Back from my daily errands."
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"Cool. Did you get my back pills?"
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"Yep. Stopped at the pharmacy for you."
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"No problem. -Okay. Don't forget."
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"I need to take those with milk."
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"Gotcha. Pills and milk, like every day."
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"Okay. What about lunch?"
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"Well, I was thinkin' about heatin' up some"
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"of my leftover beef lasagna."
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"Mmm. I like the sound of that."
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"You know, a night in the fridge"
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"reallyhelps those flavors develop."
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"I'm talkin' about the moozarel,"
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"the San Marzano tomatoes,"
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"the gabagool, the fresh Parmesanish."
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"I'm gettin' hungry, just thinkin' about it."
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"Don't forget the milk, though."
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"Hey. Do you mind taking your shoes off the couch?"
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"-Sorry, what? -Do you mind taking"
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"your dirty feet off the couch?"
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"You know Megan hates that. -Dude, they're not dirty."
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"I just cleaned them with baby wipes."
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"Just take them off."
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"Take them off the couch! -Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright!"
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"I'll take my feet off the couch."
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"Megan!"
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"What are you doing with my beef lasagna?!"
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"This huge pan was taking up"
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"way too much space in the fridge."
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"Plus, I think the beef is spoiled."
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"It stinks! -The beef is not spoiled."
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"Everyone knows that a night in the fridge"
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"helps develop flavors"
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"for beautiful beef lasagna."
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"Now, what am I supposed to do?"
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"Well, I'm sure you will figure it out."
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"You know, and I don't appreciate having"
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"to clean up after you every day."
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"That fridge is a mess!"
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"Megan, I'm trying."
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"I mean that."
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"Listen, do you think we could talk about us"
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"later tonight? -I don't know."
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"We're really close to a big break"
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"in the Richards murder. -I thought that case was cold."
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"What the hell do you know about my job?!"
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"Ugh! Whatever."
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"Don't wait up for me."
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"Alright. Have a good day at work."
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"I love you. -Tim, feet off the couch!"
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"Feet! Off!"
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"Alright!"
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"Have fun playing cops and robbers,"
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"catchin' jaywalkers."
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"Damn! She got places to be!"
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"How was work today, Ron?"
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"Got laid off again!"
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"-Oh, man. -Goddamn it!"
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"I tell you, there's just no place"
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"for a hardworkin' fool no more!"
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"I think I'm just gonna go on and take a bath,"
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"come back down and dig into some"
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"of that beef lasagna from last night."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"No beef lasagna."
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"-What?! -Megan tossed it out."
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"Why would she throw it out? It makes no sense."
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"It's better the next day! -I was gonna pound"
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"that beef lasagna down my throat!"
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"Shit!"
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"I'm sorry to disappoint you,"
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"but, I got your pills and milk."
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome. Listen, I was talkin'"
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"to my sister about my nephew Boro."
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"He's having a really bad time at school,"
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"major discipline problems."
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"-Hm. -He bit a teacher."
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"He bit a kid. -He bit a kid?"
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"Baby Boro bit that boy bad."
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"-So, I suggested"
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"that Boro come and stay with us"
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"for a couple days and give her a break."
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"It's funny. I've been playin' this cool game"
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"called "Ultimate Drill Sergeant" on my phone"
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"-Uh-huh. -and it teaches you how"
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"to discipline young recruits."
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"Maybe I could use some of those techniques on Boro."
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"Now, you're usin' your head."
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"I'm gonna grind him into shape."
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"He is gonna be sayin', "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"
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"Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"
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"Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!"
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"Yes, sir! Yes ma'am!""
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"Beef."
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"Just a little "me" time."
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"Hey, Ben. You doin' a load?"
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"No, I'm doing the laundry."
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"Yeah. That's what I said."
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"You said load."
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"Yes, a loadof laundry."
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"You mean take a shit?"
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"No. That's droppinga load."
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"These nasty sheets got load of sperm"
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"from my wet dream."
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"Okay. TMI, but thank you, Ben."
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