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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Wedding Thrashers (S05E05)

"You know, the reason it's called "bullseye""
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"is because in early Spain,"
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"they'd throw darts in the bulls' eyes,"
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"and that would make them run, and then"
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"- running of the bulls, so... - Wow."
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"- That makes sense. - Crazy, huh?"
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"Blake, you might be the best"
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"at making facts up, and I mean that."
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"It's true, I saw it on History Channel."
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"- You're up. - No, I can't. I threw out my back last night"
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"fussing my Fleshlight."
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"- That shouldn't happen. - Oh, that'll happen."
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"What sucks is I can't even afford the back-upuncture to fix it."
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"- It's like ObamaCare, right? - Tell me about it."
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"Unless..."
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"All right. Hum it in."
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"Hum it in right here. Dart me down, my brother."
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"I don't know if this is..."
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"I could sever your spine or something, right?"
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"No, there's too much meat around it."
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"Oh, yeah, and then he could have a cool Professor X wheelchair."
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"You guys need to chill out. Back-upuncture,"
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"It's just needles, correct?"
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"And what are darts but wing-ed needles?"
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"Okay? So just clip it in some beer and disinfect it"
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"and then hum it in there!"
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"Yep. Uh... On three."
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"- Whoo! - One... Two..."
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"- Three! - You know what, on second thought..."
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"MAN: Oh! Ahhh! What the hell?"
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"Did you just throw that dart?"
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"(STAMMERING) Nah. Hell, no!"
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"I got a dart hanging outta my face!"
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"Yes, you do. But look at it this way,"
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"we just saved you a trip to Claire's, am I right?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- 'Cause... - No?"
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"That's it. You're dead!"
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"I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"- Whoa... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"- You guys gotta go. - Get 'em outta here!"
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"Hey, hey, easy, easy. Keith, they're with me."
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"KEITH: Sorry about that, Hilary."
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"Just let me know if you need anything."
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"Uh, well, how about a round of lemon drops for us?"
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"And put all of dart face's drinks on my tab."
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"How 'bout some chicken fingers?"
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"Yeah. Well, whatever you want."
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"(CHUCKLING) Sick."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you for saving us with that guy."
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"- Yeah. - Actually, you kinda saved him"
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"from us, 'cause I would have tae kwon do kicked him"
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"right in the freakin' tummy,"
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"probably made him dump out in his pants."
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"Yep. Just poop all over himself."
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"Yeah, like Hong Kong Pooey."
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"Very funny word play."
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"- Oh, that's very funny! - Points, points."
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"- Thanks. - That's awesome,"
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"because normally women aren't funny,"
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"- and that's a rule. - Here you go, Miss Winthrop."
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"- Thanks. - All right."
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"And we're working on those tenders and those dipping sauces."
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"- Thanks, man. - Cheers, guys."
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"- Cheers. - Thank you."
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"- I finished first. - I'm sorry."
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"Did he say Miss Winthrop, as in..."
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"Ted Winthrop?"
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"Yeah, yeah, that's my dad."
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"- I'm Hilary. This is my friend Jackie. - Hi. Yeah, no..."
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"Your dad's the king of Rancho!"
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"- Oh... - Right? I mean..."
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"Garbage trucks, gas stations, Payless shoe stores."
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"Yep."
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"BLAKE: Yeah, that's right! The big three, huh?"
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"I'm sure Obama picks up his phone calls pretty quick."
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"If Obama would ever pick up the damn phone!"
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"Keep the change!"
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"I didn't vote."
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"Who votes? Do you guys want to get some more drinks?"
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"Then we'll party a little bit?"
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"- Yes! - Whoo!"
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"- Yes! - And some dipping sauces."
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"(I FINK U FREEKY BY DIE ANTVVOORD PLAYING)"
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"I think you're freaky and I like you a lot"
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"I think you're freaky and I like you a lot"
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"(DISTORTED VOICE) Whoa!"
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"I think you're freaky and I like you a lot"
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"Oh, my God! I did that to a real girl!"
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"- We shut it down. - Tonight was really fun, guys."
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"I had so much fun with you!"
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"Oh, God, you smell like puke."
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"- Do I? - Yeah."
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"It's just my armpit."
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"- (LAUGHTING) - (ADAM SHOUTING)"
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"- No, no, no, no, no! - Stop, dude."
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"This might be a little crazy, but..."
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"I'm going to my sister's wedding this weekend,"
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"and I was wondering"
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"if maybe you'd want to be my date."
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"I do..."
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"Want to go with you,"
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"my sweet mistress or lady or..."
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"- My sweet lady! - (ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Well, you guys, you guys are totally invited too."
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"Oh, tight! Yes, I do."
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"- BLAKE: That's sick! - Well, uh..."
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"We'll see you there."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Hilary, wait."
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"- Hmm? - I never caught your name."
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"Um, I think... I think you did, 'cause you, well, you just said it."
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"- Yeah, I know, I know. - Okay!"
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"No, I remember! All right."
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"- HILARY: Okay, I'll see you there. - All right, later. See you soon."
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"Yeah, later, Silary."
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"- Take care. - This is 'bout to be dope."
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