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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Speedo Racer (S05E05)

"Ha, that's Asian! That is Asian."
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"On my dad's side. My mother is black."
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"Yes! Okay, yeah."
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"And half black equals full black."
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"And that's not my rule, that's society's rule."
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"That's why Drake can say the N-word a million times,"
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"and everyone's like, "I love this song. I want to dance to this song."
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""I want to slow grind to it.""
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"It's because he's Canadian that's why he can say it."
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"It means something different in their language."
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"I don't think that is the case."
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"Look, she's obviously valuing both of her Filipino and black heritage equally,"
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"so if anything, she's a full-bodied Pinot Noir."
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"Okay, I'm offended"
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"because she's not a gross alcoholic wine drink for adults."
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"She is a chocolate-colored human being, you racist fuck."
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"- That was offensive. - No, I'm offended."
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"- That was offensive. - How was that offensive?"
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"Chocolate?"
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"- It's a delicious treat. - That is true."
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"Okay, so that wasn't racist."
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"Sherry, let's go get some Roscoe's."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, everybody, I just want to say a few words real quick"
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"before the meet gets started."
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"First of all, thank you all for showing up here today."
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"I really appreciate getting everybody back together,"
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"and we've raised a lot of money for this high school team, so..."
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"- You ready? - Now I am. That felt really good."
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"Good, get up there."
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"It's especially fun to see our once missing-in-action Anders Holmvik."
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"- He's back. He's here, ready to shine! - (CHEERING)"
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"- Let's give it up for the Ders. - That's our guy!"
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"Whoo! That's our friend. My friend."
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"Why don't you get up here and say a few words, Ders?"
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"- Nah. - Get on up here."
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"Come on, we want to hear from you."
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"Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up."
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"- Yeah, get 'em Ders! - Ders, doggy!"
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"Nice."
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"Good to see you again. Tell us what's on your mind."
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"Man, just like you said, good to see everyone,"
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"and let's have some fun. Just like old times, huh?"
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"- It will be just like old times. - Yeah."
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"'Cause you got a boner!"
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"- You got a boner! - No! No, stop it!"
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"- Look at that! Look at that! - I don't have a boner!"
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"- It's not bad, actually. - Why does this keep happening?"
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"- He's got a decent one. - It's super hard."
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"I slipped you some Viagra in that drink earlier."
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"- No! - I did. I did."
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"You've been torpedoed."
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"- There he goes. - Yo!"
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"Where are you going with all our booze, bud?"
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"Maybe we ought to see if Ders needs some alone time,"
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"'cause I'm gonna stick right around here."
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"Hey. Sherry. What's up?"
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"About that Roscoe's, I was thinking maybe we'd get it to go,"
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"take it to where you stay at."
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"I don't even know you two."
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"So, why would I even consider going out to dinner"
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"with either of you two idiots?"
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"I already told you, we know you from the yearbook."
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"No, I don't. I swam for another school."
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"Wow, big deal, all right?"
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"So what? He knows how to swim. So do I. Check it out."
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"Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper."
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"- Asian girl laughing. - Asian girl laughing."
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"- Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper. - Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper."
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"- That's not a thing. - No, it's a thing."
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"It's like a swim stroke."
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"Yeah, I mean Ders taught it to us, so it's got to be real."
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"(LAUGHS) Okay. You're friends of Anders."
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"- I'm not. - Stop lying to her, man."
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"Just tell her you know her from the yearbook, just like me, all right?"
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"Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you tell her"
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"about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?"
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"I don't crank it to her anymore, and you know that."
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"Okay, since when?"
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"Okay, 'cause I can't get serious with a sophomore."
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"That's social suicide."
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"(ANDERS SCREAMING)"
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"- The Ders. - The Ders."
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"- I just said that. - Oh, did you? I didn't hear you."
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"The Ders..."
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"Look at all these shotgun shells, man."
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"He's been slamming them like no other human I've ever seen."
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"Well, except for me. But to your point, I'm not fully human."
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"My uncle, he was a Zookeeper."
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"(ANDERS SHOUTING)"
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"- The Ders! - Where is he?"
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"What the hell?"
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"(BURPING LOUDLY)"
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"It should be my name on that banner."
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"Whoa, hey, spiders, man. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)"
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"Why don't you swoop on down here, buddy? Very safely, though, please."
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"Yeah, why do you worry so much about banners, dude?"
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"Drake's not rapping about banners."
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"- You're really into Drake, huh? - He's, like, a real talent."
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"I just found out about him and he raps about trophies."
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"(BURPING)"
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"I could just put my name on it, right?"
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"I'll just... I'll pull it down."
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"And cross off Torpey's name and make everything all right."
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"If you do that, you're gonna destroy yourself."
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"And actually, that's be awesome to watch, so I vote yes."
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"No, Anders. Okay, if you can hear me,"
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"if you're even in there anymore, just come down, dude."
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"We can fix this."
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"I am fixing this."
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"(SHOUTING)"
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"(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"I got it!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- Oh, my God! - Yes, the Ders!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Yes!"
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"That could have gone way worse."
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"- Uh, don't look down. - Huh?"
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"'Cause you have an entire trophy sticking out of your flubber."
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