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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Speedo Racer (S05E05)

"- Here you go. - Put it in the box."
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"Thank you, sir. I'll check it."
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"- Looks like we're getting full. - Oh, my God."
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"You see those mailman calves?"
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"I hate that man. He comes over here, "Here, take the mail.""
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"It's your job to put it in the box, man."
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"- Oh, hey. Big naturals. - Nice."
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"You like that. It's automo-bills."
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"Ders! Hey, check it out."
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"You've got mail from Crank Yankers."
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"ADAM: I wonder if I'm still banned in all AOL chat rooms."
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"Chuck it, man. I don't need it."
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"What are you talking about? You didn't even open it yet, man."
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"Could be a signed set photo from Booty Call."
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"Jamie Foxx? Didn't you ask him for one?"
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"Yes, I did, but that's not what it is."
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"Hey, man. Come on. Don't open that."
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"Ooh... Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim Meet."
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"See, I knew it'd be something you like."
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"I'm not going and I never will."
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"Whoa. Attitude."
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"Dude! Why aren't we going to a place?"
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"I'm not going because the guy who runs the event, Troy Torpey,"
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"got me voted off the state relay team in high school."
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"Okay, that doesn't seem right. How could he do that?"
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"He told everyone on the team that I got a boner"
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"in the showers, in the locker room, which isn't true."
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"So what? You got a boner in the shower."
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"- No, I didn't. - I get boners all the time."
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"I actually have one right now."
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"Peeping this hog."
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"This monster."
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"Peep this hog."
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"You actually can't see it right now because it's so small."
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"Anyways, dude, it's all good."
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"This is your chance to go back and show those pricks from high school"
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"what an awesome dude you've become, man."
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"Jocks, they peak in high school, all right?"
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"But nerds, they become Skrillex."
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"Hey, guys, I was kidding. I've got a huge one."
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"Like, I wasn't in either of those groups in high school."
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"Me neither."
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"- I, like, did my own thing. - Right. Exactly."
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"You just sit in a corner. You watch them."
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"You study them. You learn how to laugh on cue."
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"(FORCED LAUGHTER)"
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"- Yes. - Oh, my God."
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"We would have been best friends in high school."
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"Best friends, believe it!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"We would have been best friends in high school."
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"- Sorry, Blake. - I don't care."
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"- Yeah, you do. - No, no, no."
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"No, it's not a problem. I mean, I hung out with a bevy of ladies at lunch."
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"- The lunch ladies, right? - Oh, well, you know."
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"We would just kind of hang out in the cafeteria."
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"'Cause they were lunch ladies."
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"We would just sling taco boats."
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"No, we know the story of the lunch ladies."
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"No, but they had the stories, okay."
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"- These girls had jokes! - The lunch ladies."
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"Yes, I worked in the cafeteria. They were lunch friends to me."
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"Ders, we are going to that dumb, stupid, horrible-sounding swim thing."
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"And you are going to go up to Torpey,"
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"and you're gonna say, "We're not in high school anymore.""
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"And you're going to prove to him"
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"that you are the freaking top dog of them all, besides me."
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"All right, okay. Let's do it."
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"- I'm gonna go pack my speedos. - All right."
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"BLAKE: Wait, wait, wait, whoa."
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"We were watching squirrels, though."
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"Yes, we were. I'm sorry. I just..."
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"Back to the squirrels again."
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"(SINGING) Back to the squirrels again"
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"Back to the squirrels again Back to the squirrels again"
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"We're looking at squirrels in the front yard"
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"This is about to be so cool. (GROANS)"
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"I'm so pumped, dude. Ders is gonna kill it."
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"Yeah, I'm excited."
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"Hey, do you remember how we used to always crank it to Ders' old yearbooks?"
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"- Yeah, absolutely. Hottest high school ever. - The hottest!"
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"Yeah, I was always into Aurora Brown,"
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"and then I got into Laura Rocca for a while."
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"But now I found this new chick."
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"This banging black chick on Ders' swim team that I've been peeping."
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"And I've really been building something very special with her."
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"It's like, more than masturbation. It's, like, deeper."
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"So, like, you don't even masturbate to her?"
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"No, I do, but it's like deeper."
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"I get it, man. I mean, that whole swim team is stacked, dude."
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"They're a good-looking crew."
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"Yeah, there's like that Asa Akira-looking Asian chick?"
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"- Mama! - Ooh!"
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"- She's got my jeans steaming. - Oh, I freaking..."
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"I love chicks."
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"All these chicks are about to be at this party today, man!"
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"They're definitely gonna be there today."
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"That's why I'm so freaking psyched and pumped."
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"Guys, I'm gonna ship out so wish me luck."
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"Actually, we were gonna go with if that's cool."
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"All right. Cool!"
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"- All right. - Yes!"
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"All right. Cool."
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"I actually feel I need to change."
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"I feel like I'm a little underdressed."
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"Yeah, me too. You got to have the perfect outfit"
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"for these type of occasions."
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"Ders, are you read to..."
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"Hyah!"
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"This Torpey dude, or what?"
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"- You know it, man. - Sick, man."
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"Oh, wait up. Before we go in there..."
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"Um, just keep an eye on me and Adam 'cause we're not the strongest swimmers."
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"- I'm very drown-able. - Okay."
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"And, you know, the deep end."
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"It just will scare the churn out of me if you know what I mean."
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"Semen."
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"No, 'rhea."
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"Oh, when I get really scared, I secrete semen."
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"- It's true. - ANDERS: You'll be fine, okay?"
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