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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Speedo Racer (S05E05)

"If you fall in, just don't panic."
Workaholics (2011)
"And remember... Here, I'll just... Quick lesson."
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"Hove, right, to hanging with Mr. Cooper"
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"and then up for an Asian girl laughing."
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"Oh, yeah. I know about that."
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"- Hov! - Hov!"
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"ALL: Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Asian girl laughing."
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"Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper."
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"Asian girl laughing."
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"Oh, ay Chihuahua."
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"She-Hulk's got a ride."
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"Oh, my God, you guys, it's my dream girl from high school."
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"- What? - Magda Marzuski!"
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"- Nice Escalade. - Oh, thanks."
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"- Actually, it's Magda Torpey now. - What?"
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"Anders Boner-vik."
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"- Look at you. - Oh."
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"Troy Torpey-nis."
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"- Tor-penis. - Yeah."
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"That's funny, dude."
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"I'm just messing around. You look good."
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"Obviously, you remember Magda."
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"Say hello to the little monsters she bore for me,"
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"Declan and Caleb."
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"You better believe I got them in the pool too."
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"Declan just took down the last Chas Morton Ten and under NAG Record in Orlando."
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"No kidding. Orlando. Fast pool."
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"- We should race if you're up for it. - ANDERS: Yeah."
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"All right, Caleb, Declan, hold your breath."
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"Start now, exercises."
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"Two, three, four."
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"Oh, my God, you guys, he's still the man. I can't do this."
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"Ders, it's fine. He's just handsome and rich,"
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"and banging Magda, the "Lady Rock" Johnson,"
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"and you have..."
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"Blake, what does Ders have?"
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"Uh, Ders, you have..."
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"Lips."
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"Anyway, I just think about that write-off. It's a write-off."
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"Yeah, my life's pretty sweet these days also."
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"- Chef Ders is cooking up some tangy treats. - What's that?"
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"You were talking about your life out there,"
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"- so I was just gonna catch up on stuff. - Oh, right, right. So, where was I?"
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"- I was... - Anyway..."
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"So, I got sick of running the hedge fund,"
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"and I met Ryan Lochte at Golden Goggles."
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"He's on the board at USA Swimming."
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"- No way. - So, now I'm Lochte's money guy."
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"- What? - Making investments."
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"Chasing sponsorships."
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"He's the one who came up with the term "j'yeah!""
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"What?"
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"Oh, well, hey."
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"You ever hear "tight butthole"? I came up with that."
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"I'm not sure I get it."
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"But you and buttholes make sense."
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"You are so funny."
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"Hey, would you mind grabbing me that drink?"
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"Oh, of course."
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"God, I wish Magda would let me do anal."
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"She says it's unnatural. No offense to you and your buddies."
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"- I prefer snatch anyway. - Mmm-hmm."
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"- I mean, and she can go all night. - "Snatch.""
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"I'm not ashamed to say I got to pop a couple of Viagra just to keep up."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Voilà. - Thank you."
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"Anyway, it was really great catching up with you, man. Cheers."
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"Yeah."
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"All right, you kiddos ready to go get stretched out?"
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"You gonna win this one?"
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"Oh, there's my girl."
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"Excuse me. Miss Cruz?"
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"- Yeah. - Sorry for being so formal."
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"It's just an honor to meet you."
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"I'm friends with one of the alumni swimmers here."
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"And I've been admiring your photo in the yearbook"
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"for quite some time now."
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"You mean, like, pictures of me as a kid?"
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"Yeah."
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"And may I say you still look very young."
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"- Ew... - In a good way, you still look very young."
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"But cutting to the chase like a Ginsu,"
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"I was just wondering if maybe you would like to accompany me to a sushi dinner?"
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"I love eating sashimi,"
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"but I would rather eat sashi-you."
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"Ooh, not really into sushi."
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"Thanks, though, and I'm not Japanese if that's what you're doing."
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"Yeah, no, it was. Sorry, I blew that."
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"Oh, hey, so, Adam, what's up? This is my girl, Sherry."
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"- Uh, this is my ninja, Adam. - Your girl?"
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"But this is..."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You're messing with the same girl, same girl"
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"How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the"
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"The same girl Same girl"
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"Same girl"
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"Just I can't believe"
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"Break the grip, break the grip."
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"Ah!"
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"Okay..."
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"Ow! Adam, you're hurting me."
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"Okay? Not in front of my girl."
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"- Your girl? - Yeah."
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"- More like my girl. - (CHUCKLES)"
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"I'm the Macaulay Culkin of this situation."
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"- What are you talking about? - I'm talking about the movie My Girl!"
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"With the little girl, loves Macaulay Culkin"
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"so much she gets stinged by a ton of bees and dies."
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"- I thought he died. - I don't know."
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"I haven't seen the movie in a long time."
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"It's besides the point, man."
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"I thought you told me that your chick was a black girl, dude."
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"Yeah, and that girl is super black. She's a super black beauty."
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"And you said your girl was Asian."
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"- And that is not what she looks like. - She is..."
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"- Hey, Sherry... - Sherry."
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"What are you?"
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"- Excuse me? - ADAM: Your ethnicity."
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"Yeah, your background, like, your genetic buildup."
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"Jesus... Filipino."
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