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Clips from The Shakiest Gun in the West

"I expect to be leaving town shortly."
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"The moon is on the wane."
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"You?"
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"You were looking for a woman, weren't you?"
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"Well, yes, but you're... Well, not like you."
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"Expecting someone a bit more horsey?"
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"Sort of."
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"Well, I'm what they came up with, so let's get down to business."
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"We're to take the wagon train to San Miguel with you posing as my wife."
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"Oh? Strictly federal business."
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"Once there, we get in touch with Will Banks."
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"You've got a rig? Waiting out in the staging area."
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"Any notion as to how the rifles are getting to the Indians?"
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"Nope. There could even be some on the wagon train we're taking."
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"Well, now, do you have everything you need? Yes, I think so."
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"Good. We'll leave day after tomorrow at sunup."
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"Strictly federal business?"
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"Strictly."
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"Done and done."
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"{ Gunshots]"
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"{ Dog Barking]"
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"That's Sam Huggins, the lawyer."
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"Who did it?"
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"Shots came from across the street. This fellow staggered in."
The Shakiest Gun in the West
"- Did anybody call a doctor? - Doc Gifford's out of town."
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"Wait a minute. There's a doctor right here in the hotel."
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"Dr. Jesse W. Heywood. Room three."
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"Come on, Lyle! Ernie, come on!"
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"Hurry it up! He don't answer."
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"Darn you, Lyle! Dr. Heywood!"
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"Dr. Heywood! Wake up! Wake up!"
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"{ Man Downstairs] Let's go up there.!"
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"We're coming! Dr. Heywood, Dr. Heywood! Please, wake up!"
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"Doctor, we have an emergency in the lobby."
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"Hmm. Emergency."
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"Hmm? Yeah. I'm awake. I'm awake."
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"All right, everybody. Stand back. Give this man air."
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"He's probably got a badly impacted wisdom tooth."
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"You fool! Here's the trouble."
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"Hey, you sure handled that nice last night, Doc."
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"Uh... morning!"
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"Uh, look, I hope I didn't give the hotel a bad name by fainting."
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"I mean, I feel bad about that. Makes me feel terrible."
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"Your shoe's untied."
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"Oh, yeah. Thank you. Well, I'll just, uh..."
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"I'll, uh, tie it over here."
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"Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?"
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"Ma'am? Wa... Wait just..."
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"Just... wa..."
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"Uh, ma'am! Oh, ma'am!"
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"Uh, ma'am. Excuse me, ma'am."
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"I just wanted to express my deepest sympathy..."
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"and to apologize for, uh..."
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"well, what happened to me there last night."
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"See, actually I'm a dentist. See, I'm not a doctor."
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"And, well, when I see something like that,"
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"I just sort of go all fuzzy."
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"What's a tender ninny like you doing out here in the first place?"
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"Uh, ma'am, uh..."
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"Now I realize that that may have come about as a result of your grief."
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"But I don't like to be called a tender ninny."
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"Tender ninny!"
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"Okay. All right. Now, all right."
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"I'm gonna tell you something. I'm in teeth!"
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"And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia"
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"single-handed to fight oral ignorance!"
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"And I intend to go further west!"
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"West is that way."
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"West! And I'm gonna find me a couple of horses,"
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"and I'm leaving on the next wagon train out!"
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"Now what do you think about that?"
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"Um, are you going to take your tree and your dog along with you?"
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"{ Man] I'm sorry about your husband passin'on, ma'am,"
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"but rules are rules and I gotta stick to 'em."
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"No women alone on the wagon train."
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"Uh, look, Mr. Welsh, I have got to get on this wagon train."
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"No single women. Company rules."
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"Well, I've got to find some way."
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"The only thing I can recommend is you find yourself a husband by 5:00 tomorrow mornin'."
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"A husband? Mm-hmm."
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"All you need is somethin' wearin' pants goin' that way."
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"Uh, west is that..."
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"way."
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"{ Knocking]"
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"Oh!"
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"Hello, Dentist."
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"Hello!"
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"Uh... it's you!"
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"Aren't you going to ask me to come in?"
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"Huh? Oh... Oh, sure! Yeah! Come in, come in."
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"Oh, uh... I like to keep my hand in."
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"I'm sorry to bother you like this,"
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"but I have a terrible toothache."
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"Is it in your mouth? Oh, yeah."
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"It would be, wouldn't it?"
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"Sure. Well, you just sit right down there,"
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"and we'll just take care of it."
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"I probably should have made an appointment."
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"I realize how busy you must be."
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"Oh, golly, heck! There's always..."
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"always room for an emerg..."
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"Emergency."
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"Uh..."
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"I'll just, uh..."
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"Wait a min... Uh, well..."
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"I'll tell you what. Could you just, uh... open your mouth?"
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"Uh... l... I need my mirror."
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"Oh."
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"{ Mirror Shatters]"
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"That's okay."
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"I'll get, uh... get something else here."
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"Oh, do you know something? Hmm?"
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"When you turned away, I noticed your profile."
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"It's really very attractive."
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"My profile?"
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"Well..."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, your hands! Oh, they're lovely!"
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"The hands of a surgeon."
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"Yeah, well, my ha..."
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