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Clips from The Shakiest Gun in the West

"♪ He's corny as corn bread seedy as grain ♪"
The Shakiest Gun in the West
"♪ He came out west on a northbound train ♪"
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"♪ The crooks die laughing but they're dead just the same ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ He's got a phony pony that was made in Japan ♪"
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"♪ He rides in the saddle like an elevator man ♪"
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"♪ He's an underfoot tenderfoot king of the mess ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ But he stands for right ♪"
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"♪ Both day and night ♪"
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"♪ He may lose the battle for a while ♪"
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"♪ But he'll win the fight ♪"
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"♪ He's a humdinger a western swinger ♪"
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"♪ But he has a little trouble with his trigger finger ♪"
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"♪ When he takes aim it's anybody's guess ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ He's a dude done over you can see at a glance ♪"
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"♪ His boots are shiny and so are his pants ♪"
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"♪ He's got hair in his eye and a gleam on his chest ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪"
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"♪ But he stands for right ♪"
The Shakiest Gun in the West
"♪ Both day and night ♪"
The Shakiest Gun in the West
"♪ He may lose the battle for a while ♪"
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"♪ But he'll win the fight ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, he stands for right ♪"
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"♪ Both day and night ♪"
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"{ Woman Screaming] Oh, help.! Help.! Help.!"
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"Help! Ohhh!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"Madam, madam, please be patient."
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"After all, this is the final examination for these dental students."
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"It's important that you cooperate."
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"Now, stay in your chair and try to relax."
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"Golly Ned, Mother!"
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"Relax. Up we go."
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"All right."
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"You just sit down there. There we go."
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"All righty, Miss Stevenson. Now, first things first."
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"Now we're just gonna take a little look-see at your general dental condition."
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"Sort of get the lay of the land."
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"You know? Okay. All righty, open your mouth."
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"No, no, you see, if, uh..."
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"if you don't open your mouth, then I can't see anything."
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"See? That's the way that works."
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"Uh, come on now, Miss Stevenson. Seriously. Open your mouth."
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"Open up. Come on, come on."
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"I'll help you here. I'll get that... There. Open that..."
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"How're you doing, Heywood? Fine. Fine."
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"Dr. Friedlander?"
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"What seems to be the trouble, Heywood?"
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"Complete closure of the oral cavity, eh?"
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"She won't open her mouth."
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"Watch me carefully."
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"Well, Miss Stevenson, don't we look lovely today."
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"But we have a toothache, haven't we?"
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"A tooth saved is a silver dollar in the bank of health."
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"Now, open your mouth, dear."
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"Op... Open wide."
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"Are we going to open up that mouth?"
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"Open that rotten little mouth!"
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"You're in my way, Heywood. You're in my way!"
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"I can't... I can't get loose."
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"Wait 'til I get..."
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"Get me out of here!"
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"You're on your own from here on, Heywood."
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"If you don't get that mouth open and get that tooth fixed,"
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"you don't graduate. Mm-hmm."
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"Now, Miss Stevenson,"
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"I realize that this is hardly the time or place to bring this up,"
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"but, uh, I'd like very much to see you socially sometime."
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"Oh! Well, I, uh... There!"
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"Everything going okay, Heywood?"
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"Fine. Uh-huh. Fine."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"{ Chattering]"
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"{ Punching, Falling To Floor]"
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"♪"
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"All right, make way for the mother of a dentist."
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"The mother of Jesse W. Heywood, valedictorian."
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"I'm her best friend."
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"{ Applause]"
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"Uh, Dr. Friedlander,"
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"faculty, students..."
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"And parents."
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"As we, uh, stand on the threshold..."
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"{ Man] Louder.! As we stand on the threshold of graduation,"
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"we may get the feeling that this is the end."
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"{ One Person Applauding]"
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"This is really the beginning... Louder.!"
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"This is really the beginning..."
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"of stepping out into new horizons:"
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"North, south, east..."
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"and... west."
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"Speaking of west, that is the direc..."
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"That is the direction that I personally am going to."
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"Why did I choose the West?"
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"Because the West is a place where few, if any, dentists have trod."
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"So I am going to trod there."
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"Why, Jesse? Why?"
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"Well, Mom, the West needs dentists."
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"I mean, teeth are fallin' out right and left out there."
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"Teeth are falling out in Philadelphia too."
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"Yeah, but Philadelphia is overrun with dentists. There must be seven!"
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"Gratitude! Gratitude! Some nice gratitude!"
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"But all the plans, all the nice surprises."
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"Your Uncle George was going to give you an office over the harness shop..."
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"for $3.00 a month."
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"And Celia's Leonard was going to give you..."
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"four rolls of wallpaper."
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"Blue ducks."
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"Fifty cents a foot! Wholesale!"
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"Oh, Jesse!"
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