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Clips from The Shakiest Gun in the West

"Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!"
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"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom."
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"If he were mine, I'd know what to do. Put him across my knee."
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"Butt out! I'm family!"
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"You're not family! I'm your aunt!"
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"You're not a real aunt. Just my mother's best friend."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah?"
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"How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine."
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"Those half-naked savages must have colds all the time."
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"Oh, Ma, that's an old wives' tale."
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"Your average Indian's the healthiest person in the world."
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"But, Jesse, dear, it stands to reason... Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!"
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"Call me "Doctor.""
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"Oh, excuse me, is this car 24?"
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"Uh, all the way down, mack. Thank you."
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"But, Doctor, you've always been such a delicate little boy."
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"You've got such touchy sinuses."
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"You've always had your father's delicate sinuses."
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"Aw, Ma! Now don't "aw" me."
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"It was your father's sinuses that killed him."
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"He was run over by a beer wagon!"
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"He was blowing his nose in the middle of the street."
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"Well, I'm not going to cry."
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"Good for you, Ma."
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"I promised myself I wouldn't cry."
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"Attagirl."
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"If you don't believe me, ask Celia."
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"I said, "Celia, I'm not going to cry at the station.""
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"And you've always kept your word, Ma."
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"Uh, is this car 24?"
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"Uh, back that way. Huh. Well..."
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"I'll bet you think I'm crying right now."
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"You promised yourself you wouldn't. And I'm not!"
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"That's 'cause you're strong, Ma. { Whistle Blows]"
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"Just think, Ma."
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"Gettin' ready to head west."
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"In two days, I'll be in Ohio."
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"In one week, I'll be in St. Louis."
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"And in two months, California!"
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"What an age we live in."
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"Things are moving too fast."
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"Excuse me, bunky. Is this about it?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Well, Ma..."
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"Oh! Oh, uh..."
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"Ma, you got something for the porter? Got a nickel?"
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"A nickel?"
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"Uh, n-no charge."
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"Ma, what's that?"
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"Well, it got your Uncle Metcalf safely through the Civil War."
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"Here, you may need it."
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"Well, gee, Ma, that's kind of nifty."
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"Wear it in good health."
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"{ Conductor] Board.!"
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"Well, Ma, I guess this is it."
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"Good-bye, dear."
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"Write me as soon as you get to the West."
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"I will, Ma."
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"Don't look back, Ma."
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"Goin' out west, partner?"
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"Sure am, partner."
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"{ Bell Ringing, Whistle Blowing]"
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"Naka washa."
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"Well... thank you, dear lady."
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"Oh, uh, thank you, dear lady."
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"Mmm!"
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"That's good! What is that?"
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"Wana tonka. Wana tonka?"
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"Lizard roll."
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"Rest stop! Rest stop!"
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"{ Gunshot]"
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"All right, everybody out of that stage. Come on!"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on, let's go.!"
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"And you up there, throw down that strongbox!"
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"Hold it, driver.!"
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"Go ahead!"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"What happened, Arthur?"
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"Two men held us up out on the Willow Creek Road. They got the strongbox."
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"All right. Come on, men. Let's go."
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"I just love this kind of stuff. Oh, come on!"
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"Fred, got a passenger for ya on the through stage."
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"Be sure he gets on it."
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"Hot digs! Come to 2,200 apiece."
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"You know something, Penny? This is the first time..."
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"I ever had this much money at one time in my whole life."
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"There's plenty more where that came from, Pop."
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"I got two stagecoaches lined up next week. A hundred miles apart."
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"Hold it, Penny. Count me out. What?"
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"That's right. This was my last job."
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"After 30 years of rustling cattle and holding up banks, I'm packing it in."
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"This'll be easy pickin's, Pop."
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"No. I'm gonna take this here money..."
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"and fulfill my lifelong ambition."
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"What's that, Pop?"
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"Go to Boston and open up a little dress shop."
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"A dress shop?"
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"Well, wait a minute, Penny."
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"Just 'cause I'm rough and dirty and don't wear underwear,"
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"don't mean that I ain't artistic."
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"All the years we've been together, I never heard you mention that once."
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"Well, I reckon it would sound kind of funny in front of the other gentlemen."
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"Well, if that's the way you want it."
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"At least we can ride together as far as Hole in the Wall."
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"A dress shop? Hold it, Penny!"
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"What is it?"
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"Sounds like maybe 10 or 15 horses."
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"Nice posse size. Let's get outta here."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Penny, there ain't but one thing to do."
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"They're gainin' on us. We gotta split up."
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"You follow that stream there."
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"I'll head north and try to draw 'em off. Good luck, honey."
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"Don't get caught, Pop. Remember your dress shop."
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"Yeah, it looks like one of'em."
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"I just love this kind of stuff."
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"Let's go."
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"I just hate this kind of stuff! Grab her, Floyd!"
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"Where? Where?"
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