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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"flew into my face with a message on it."
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"I feel like he needs something from me,"
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"and I'm super freaked out."
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"And Sterling's just not helping me at all."
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"Oh, wow, I feel you."
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"You know, I thought I saw the ghost of my grandma once,"
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"but she's alive, so it fucked with me."
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"I'm so happy you get it."
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"Maybe your guy's in purgatory."
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"You know, stuck in limbo,"
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"asking for prayers so he can move on?"
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"Prayers."
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"Miles, you don't understand."
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"Praying is in my blood."
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"-Ah, you're the freaking best. -Yeah, I know. I got your back!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Look, um, if you got your plate full,"
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"we can reschedule our night tomorrow."
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"Oh, no way."
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"I'm not going to let a little death and haunting"
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"get in the way of our date. [chuckles]"
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"Unless, um... unless you want to postpone."
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"No. No. No way. No way."
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"I've already started pricing candles to set the mood."
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"Cool."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Cool."
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"Hey. Thanks for lending a hand."
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"Any time."
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"[clears throat]"
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"Franklin, how's golf?"
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"How are my boys?"
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"[scoffs]"
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"They're great."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey..."
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"there's no hard feelings between us, right?"
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"No. [chuckles]"
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"Nope."
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"I'm just glad we can all come together at a time like this."
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"However, a warning."
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"I am going to be performing some of my music today"
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"and I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on."
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"Uh, no, man. It won't be."
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"Well..."
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"[clears throat] Good afternoon."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[strums guitar]"
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"♪ Now that he's gone Old Mr. Koontz ♪"
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"♪ Who will feed them? The baby raccoo-- ♪"
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"That is so dumb. [chuckles]"
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"Hey, uh... Sterling."
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"-Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering]"
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"Sterling."
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"Ster-girl."
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"Sterling?"
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"-Sterling? Hey. -Yeah?"
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"Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music?"
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"I can't figure out what to rhyme with Koontz."
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"Uh, Koontz?"
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"Koontz."
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"Um... Well--"
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"Excuse me. Do you care to join the decor meeting?"
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"We have to figure out how to transform this place"
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"into a planetarium."
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"I need celestial bodies on the ceiling."
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"Oh, and don't forget flowers."
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"Calla lilies are classic and in season,"
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"but we'd love to avoid white."
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"It's so expected."
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"Great. Go dark purple and order a few dozen,"
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"enough to cramp the stage."
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"No white means no doves."
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"Everybody's seen those things fly out of funerals."
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"So, we were thinking... butterflies."
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"[gasps] Or maybe just flies."
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"That would really make a statement. Write that down."
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"-No, do not. -You guys, this is too much."
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"It's a memorial. It's meant to be respectful."
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"It will be. You have my word."
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"We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man."
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"You know what?"
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"You are never gonna let me lead the way that I should."
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"So, I quit."
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"I hope your eulogy is better than your decor."
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"I should focus on my mourning anyway."
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"A eulogy?"
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"I didn't even think about that."
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"What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know"
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"who seemed so... alone?"
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"Maybe we can look him up on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page."
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"on the school website?"
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"Dang, that is sad."
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"He listed his favorite activity as movies"
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"and left the family question blank."
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"Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw mini-golfing alone. [chuckles]"
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"So grim."
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"He was just minding his own business."
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"He gave himself a par five on the grizzly bear mouth"
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"and I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating."
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"How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy"
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"about someone whose favorite beverage is ice water"
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"and favorite place, "The plains"?"
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"If anyone can write a eulogy with this, you can."
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"You're right."
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"[solemn organ music]"
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"Our Father, who art in Heaven."
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"Hallowed be thy name."
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"Thy kingdom come."
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"Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died,"
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"but you know that."
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"because you took him."
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"No judgments."
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"He was agnostic."
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"I guess you already know that as well."
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"God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [sniffs]"
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"What I'm trying to say is..."
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"we all have our doubts sometimes,"
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"and maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth,"
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"so he had no idea what to expect on the other side."
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