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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin and this wonderful troupe of performers."
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"I'll always defend one night a week as my me time."
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"-[Bowser] Do you? -Yeah, it's hard though."
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"Take me in, sir. I've been bad."
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"See?"
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"Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working."
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"I'm rejuvenating."
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"But you're in great hands."
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"All right. You're stuck with me."
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"And it's going exactly according to plan."
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"I gave you too much credit--"
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"Give him here."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"It's a baby."
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"Thanks, Moon."
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"[in cute voice] Oh, hello."
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"Hey, Lawrence. How was your nap, baby?"
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"Ooh."
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"That's tough."
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"Can't bring a baby in with you to jail."
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"I know, Terrance. Thank you."
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"-You're welcome. -[Sterling] Thank you."
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"I can't believe you had a baby recently. You do not look it."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know"
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"what a body should or shouldn't look like."
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"I need to know if you got somebody you can call to take this child."
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"Is there someone you can call to come take this child?"
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"Mm."
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"My sister,"
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"but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon at the fireworks stand"
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"because he's got a knuckle injury,"
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"so it might take her a minute to get here."
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"Can I get my phone out of my bag?"
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"-Uh-uh! -Uh-uh! Don't you--"
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"Girl!"
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"He was on Instagram!"
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"I knew it, every one of his posts is a picture of him by himself."
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"Huh. He went skydiving?"
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"Who would want to do that? You are basically tempting death."
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"Yeah, plus if you go alone,"
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"who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face flapping in the wind?"
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"[Blair] Hm."
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"Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit, I guess."
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"At least he looks happy."
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"All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty."
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"Do you want anything?"
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"Okay."
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"[sniffs]"
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"[sobbing and laughing]"
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"I've been dreaming about this summit for years."
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"I finally did it."
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"[sniffs]"
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"There's no one around for miles."
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"Oh, my God. It's so beautiful."
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"Hey. Shirley Temple, please."
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"[cell phone dings]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Hey! What are you doin' over here?"
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"I need the two of you at the side exit. I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it."
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"I thought I saw my dead teacher by the pool tables."
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"Shit, is this like when you teenagers were marrying your vampires?"
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"He's still here."
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"When I burned that Bible earlier today on total accident,"
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"I must have failed to usher him into Heaven."
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"Now, he'll be stuck in no-man's land forever."
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"What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close?"
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"You might be thinking about death too much."
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"What? How could you not think about it?"
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"Aren't you like 70?"
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"I'm 50!"
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"-You're a bounty hunter. -Yeah."
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"You could die at any moment."
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"And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!"
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"I'll have two ghosts haunting me."
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"And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman"
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"tormented by the pranks you play on me while I sleep."
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"Okay, okay..."
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"Take a breath."
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"Deep breath, come on!"
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"[both breathe deeply]"
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"Let it out. Let it out."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"What if there's no heaven or hell?"
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"And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere?"
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"Are you hypnotizing me?"
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"No, I'm serious."
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"Heaven and hell are constructs"
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"that personally don't work for me."
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"When I'm dead, I'm dead."
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"Ain't none of my business where I go after that."
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"But that's so scary."
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"Don't you want to know what happens after you cross over?"
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"Like, whether it's good or bad?"
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"There is zero way to know, okay?"
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"Until you cross that threshold."
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"It could be a black void. It could be rainbows."
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"It could be a ghost world"
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"where a person uncharacteristically frolics all day."
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"There's no certainty in life or death,"
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"so why kill yourself worrying about anything?"
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"Come on."
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"Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry?"
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"There she is. Come on."
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"Uh-uh-uh-uh!"
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"You're getting slippery. I can feel it."
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"[scoffs] My set is next"
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"-and my sister ain't here yet... -Mm."
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"...so unless you want Lawrence to go hungry this week,"
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"I'm going to work."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Yes, I mind."
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"By my account, you're in my custody."
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"Maybe you should let her do her job."
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"What in the--"
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"And you know what you should do?"
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"Enjoy yourself."
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"-It's okay to enjoy yourself at work. -Thank you."
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"Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band."
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"We sang the whole way to the station:"
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"♪ El Dorado ♪"
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