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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"cutting through the freezing waters,"
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"pulling in our nets hand over hand."
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"The catch of the day flopping on the icy deck,"
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"all to feed the mouth of justice."
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"That hangry beast."
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"What?"
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"Well, I'm off to rope that dog-fighting ring king."
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"Till we meet again."
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"-Yes, please. -Bowser."
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"-Hey, you. -[Blair] Call us, let us know."
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"[sighs]"
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"He should write a book about fishing."
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"Get it."
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"Come on."
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"I'll tell you one thing."
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"That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm?"
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"Asking me about my eating habits?"
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"Terrance is living his best life. He's too busy to be a dick."
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"-Love your perspective. -Good."
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"-Very helpful. -I'm glad."
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"Assignment, please."
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"You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio."
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"No, you didn't. Shit."
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"Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer"
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"whose latest intrigue is owing the city 15 grand in parking tickets."
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"Lady does not think the rules apply to her."
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"In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time."
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"It helps her ignore street cleaning days."
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"Smart."
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"The slippery stripper."
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"She's the bane of Bowser's existence."
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"What? I thought we were."
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"Anecdote, please."
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"[knocking]"
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"Let me just grab my stuff."
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"-[spraying] -[screams]"
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"I just need to grab my stuff."
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"Aren't you holding it?"
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"-[grunts] -Ow!"
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"Just let me grab my stuff."
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"Stuff..."
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"Un-fucking-believable."
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"No Cherry Grigio."
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"I'm down my favorite toenail because of that woman."
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"Oh, come on, you always end up catching her."
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"Yeah, but it takes 72 hours and a year off my life each time."
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"Now, why would you write her another bond anyway?"
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"It's like her side-hustle from stripping is skipping."
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"She's basically my favorite TV show."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"Fine. If you don't want her, I'll give her to Terrance."
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"No, no. Wait, Bowser. I'm sure the three of us"
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"could bring her in quick and easy."
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"Come on."
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"[Bowser groans]"
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"-All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals]"
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"-[gasps] A real stripper. -Yes!"
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Please don't do that."
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"-Oh. -Yes, ma'am."
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"-[school bell rings] -[yawns]"
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"Up late date plan texting?"
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"Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way."
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"I was looking at songs for our sex playlist,"
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"which took me to the Cure, which took me to the Smiths,"
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"which took me to this video wormhole"
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"of people who have actually seen the light that never goes out."
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"And then I had this dream"
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"that Mr. Koontz was trying to tell me something,"
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"but I couldn't hear him."
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"That's weird."
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"Yeah, I'm actually having a really hard time shaking it."
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"-And I think it's because he-- -That reminds me, babe."
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"Uh, you were in my dream last night."
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"Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation."
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"No offense, Luke. Love you."
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"Love you."
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"Thanks."
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"Don't move!"
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"Don't move, either of you."
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"That's the essay that I wrote on laissez-faire economics."
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"You know the one where I railed on it?"
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"You hate laissez-faire."
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"Mr. Koontz graded that."
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"And now it just flew out of my backpack?"
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"I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams, but now this?"
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"Wait, it says, "Think outside the box.""
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"Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting."
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"The original trolling!"
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"Or you're just stressed, okay? I don't think you're really being haunted."
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"How do you know that?"
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"I'm starting to get that feeling where my tongue goes numb."
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"Did you just eat mango?"
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"[gasps]"
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"Okay, that is dramatic, even for her."
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"I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do your activities log yesterday."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I had to make these flyers,"
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"since April thinks paper is way too analog,"
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"and I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first,"
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"which turned out to be really fun."
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"Once I got a hold of the whole vectors thing,"
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"I was rockin' and rolling."
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"You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you"
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"and there's a shadow behind the dove?"
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"Not easy."
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"Still could have written it in the log, though."
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"So, what did you do?"
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"I thought about you."
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"-Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal."
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"Oh, memorial tomorrow."
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"-[cell phone ringing] -Beautiful?"
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"[gasps] Ooh, I can't believe I got you."
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"You got me? I can't believe I got you."
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"Oh, you're being sweet. It's going to slow me down."
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"Okay, go with me here."
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"I have felt super weird since our sub died."
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"Like, when you hear that silent sound"
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"that tells you that the TV is still on"
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"and then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded"
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