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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist"
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"because they allow the regular teachers to be lazy."
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"-Mmm. -It doesn't sound like me."
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"Do you know how you sound?"
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"I will set my grief aside"
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"and since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome."
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"I mean, the three of us together."
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"Well, that's really sweet, um, but-- but we really feel like the Lord"
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"meant for us to take on this challenge together,"
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"just the two of us."
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"Well, as Fellowship leader,"
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"it's my duty to lead during times of emotional distress."
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"We'll plan it together."
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"[Ellen] What a great idea."
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"Yes, and rekindling old friendships"
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"because I know y'all were close once."
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"That was a long time ago."
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"Should we talk logistics, pick a theme?"
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"Isn't the theme "death"?"
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"Or "memory"."
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"We can do better."
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"[Ellen] See? What a great team!"
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"I mean, my goodness!"
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"I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all"
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"-when I was a Willingham student. -[April chuckles]"
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"But in many ways, I'm still a student."
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"I'm just always learning."
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"Always learning."
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"I need to eat."
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"-All right. -[Sterling squeals quietly]"
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"These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here."
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"So, come on. Let's go."
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"Wait, Bowsy."
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"We want the tour. Be like a tour guide,"
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"except one that doesn't limit follow-up questions."
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"Yes, and we want anecdotes."
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"Like, was this couch hard to get through that door?"
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"Okay, and go."
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"Um... Hi!"
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"-Welcome to the tour! -[giggles]"
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"This is the tour."
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"One room?"
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"Yeah."
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"I like to be able to stand in any one spot"
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"and behold the entirety of my domain"
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"and all my personal possessions."
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"[Blair gasps]"
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"That is so sad."
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"You lost all your belongings in a fire."
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"No, I didn't."
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"Then where are they?"
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"You're looking at them. The..."
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"Concert posters, vinyl, wardrobe, and one pant."
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"A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants?"
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"It's a pan that's also a pot."
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"Hey, can we get back to the boxes?"
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"We've got a lot of boxes to move here."
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"[groans] Why'd you order yogurt toppings to your apartment in the first place?"
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"Because I hit the wrong mailing address on Amazong."
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"Did he just say, "Amazong"?"
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"Yes, and I will never forget it."
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"He needs more fixing than I thought."
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"He's living in a flophouse."
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"We have to encourage him to extend himself, but subtly."
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"-He hates when we're too direct. -He hates it when we're most things,"
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"but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help."
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"-Yes. Hey, Bowse? -Mm."
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"-You know what you should do? -Mm-mm."
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"Not put your mattress directly on the floor."
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"Do you think a woman wants to sleep on that?"
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"Hey, let's speed this up. New rule."
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"Everybody's gonna grab two boxes at a time. Come on!"
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"-Ow, my arms. -I haven't eaten yet this afternoon."
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"All right. [groans]"
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"Smaller boxes go in the back."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's Terrance Coin."
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"-Hey. -That's Terrance Coin."
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"-Oh, Jesus. -What's he doing here?"
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"If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care,"
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"he would be getting his assignment from Yolanda."
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"[both sigh]"
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"Bowser?"
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"[groans]"
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"[Terrance chuckles]"
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"Is that the Bowster?"
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"Yeah, well, it's-- you know. Hey--"
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"Bowsin' Bowser!"
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"[grunts]"
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"Yeah."
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"Sup, my guy?"
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"That's enough. Yeah, thank you."
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"Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes."
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"This is my, um..."
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"office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah."
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"You look good, man."
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"What's your workout regimen?"
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"Well, I put on some weight, so, uh... eating."
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"[both laugh]"
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"-You're in the building phase. -Well..."
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"-I get it. I love it. -That's enough."
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"-Thank you. Mm-hm. -Keep up the good work, bro."
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"-[both] Bowser, please. Bowser, please. -Stop that."
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"-Please! -Would you stop-- Hey, okay."
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"[groans] Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair."
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"-Hi. -Hi. Blair."
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"-You're gorgeous. -Really cool to meet you."
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"-It's really cool. -That's what I said!"
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"Nice to make your acquaintances. You all work with Bowser?"
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"Mostly."
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"Uh..."
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"Mainly."
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"Strictly. We..."
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"Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser."
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"Please don't ask us to work with you."
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"Uh... No, it's great, you know, meeting colleagues."
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"Folks that truly understand the work."
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"Yes."
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"You know, I like to think of us as fishermen,"
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