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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"the uncertainties of everything is really messing with me."
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"Like, once you cross over the line from life to death"
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"or from virgin to the land of sex people,"
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"you can never go back."
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"And I'm really used to things over here."
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"I get it."
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"Look..."
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"if and when we do have sex,"
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"at least we'll be on the other side together."
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"But as far as tonight,"
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"I don't care."
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"I just want to be with you."
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"[strumming guitar]"
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"♪ Sterling! ♪"
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"[continues holding note]"
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"[gasps]"
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"Thank you, Luke, for that tribute to Mr. Koontz."
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"[faint applause]"
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"[Sterling clears throat]"
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"Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son,"
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"and by sheer probability, a cousin."
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"A man who not only waved at us a lot,"
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"but life itself."
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"Like, "Hello, life!""
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"and, "Over here, life!""
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"and, "Life!""
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"Mr. Koontz spent a lot of time in solitude,"
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"but that wasn't boring or sad,"
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"because he spent his time doing things that he liked"
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"and learned about himself in the process."
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"So, even though it seems like his life was cut short"
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"because of that sandwich,"
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"I'm grateful to him."
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"He taught me that being alone doesn't mean "lonely""
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"and..."
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"sometimes it's just what you need."
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"Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life."
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"Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling."
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"Thank you. Oh!"
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"Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey."
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"What's wrong? You were amazing."
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"And you looked so beautiful up there."
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"This isn't about me."
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"Well, I know. It's about us."
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"That's why I wrote that song."
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"What?"
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"No. Luke, you don't get it."
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"[Sterling breathes deeply]"
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"Do you remember that day in fifth grade when we first started going out?"
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"Of course."
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"It was picture day,"
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"and we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular"."
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"I asked you out then and there."
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"It was fate."
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"No, it wasn't."
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"There were only three votes separating me and April."
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"Okay? The truth is, we're together because of circumstance"
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"and..."
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"I'm not sure that that's enough anymore."
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"What do you-- What do you mean?"
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"-[mutters] -I mean..."
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"that the last few days have made me realize"
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"that "alone" isn't a bad word."
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"Okay, there are things that I like that I didn't even know that I liked,"
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"like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu."
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"I like those things, too. Dessert is my jam."
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"[sighs]"
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"Luke."
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"Yeah?"
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"We have been tethered together"
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"for half of our school lives."
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"And these last few days have made me realize"
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"that there's no sense in having an "us""
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"if I don't even have a "me"."
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"So, all these years have been a waste to you?"
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"I mean, I was there. I know they were good."
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"Of course they were."
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"But I'm ready to not have my whole life planned out before me."
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"What did I do wrong?"
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"No, I-- I--"
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"Did I not love you well enough?"
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"I always tried to hold you up. I always tried to put you first."
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"No, I know. I know you did."
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"This this isn't anybody's fault."
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"People grow out of things."
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"Well..."
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"You don't want to be together forever?"
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"I don't know."
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"I just know that I need to be alone right now."
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"Bye."
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"Ooh, you know what you should do?"
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"You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo."
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"-[soulful music playing] -Bon appétit."
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"Mm-hm."
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"That edible should be clearing out of your system,"
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"or at the tail end of it, anyway."
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"It's been at least two hours since you tried to use the windshield"
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"like the digital interface from Minority Report."
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"Yeah, the food is helping,"
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"but it would go down a lot faster"
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"if we weren't handcuffed to each other."
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"Sorry, I'm not taking any chances."
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"Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips?"
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"For cryin' out loud."
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"[slurps]"
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"Ahh."
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"I've always had a crush on you."
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"And that's why you run from me?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Maybe I always knew our connection would be too intense."
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"I see a kindred spirit in you."
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"We both play by our own rules,"
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"and neither of us wants to change."
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"Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am."
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"Can't see why, though. I'm doing just fine."
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"Hell, yeah. We're great."
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"Why should we listen to the rest of the world when we're happy doing us."
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"-[cocks gun] -Sorry, baby. Gotta run."
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"Uncuff me or I'll mess up that pretty face."
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"Oh, damn!"
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