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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Death Is Bad (S01E01)

"-Okay. -Adiós."
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"[announcer] And now, gentlemen..."
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"Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time."
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"-It'd be rude if you weren't. -...Cherry Grigio!"
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"-[groans] -[cheering]"
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"[funky hip hop music playing]"
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"[laughing]"
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"No! No! No! No!"
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"She's slippin'! She's slippin'!"
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"Uh-uh! Do not help this woman."
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"She owes so much money to the city."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh?"
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"Enlisting your friends to help you evade the law?"
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"-What? -Mm-hm."
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"We were tellin' the story of the song."
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""Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open,"
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"Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean.""
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"My wig change is the big reveal."
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"[crowd booing]"
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"All right."
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"Come on."
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"I'm sorry."
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"For what it's worth, the storytelling was on point."
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"Apricot! Where have you been?"
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"Ramon being a wuss about his knuckle?"
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"He lost half a finger, Cherr."
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"He is not coming back to the stand."
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"I had to call Sheila."
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"[chuckles] Well, that's just great."
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"Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby"
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"and you and I will be on our way to jail."
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"-Sounds like a plan. -Yep."
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"Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system."
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"-Apricot makes them with a double dose. -[chuckles]"
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"Another obstacle."
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"[Bowser groans]"
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"Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence."
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"Damn it, I thought I saw you leave."
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"Yeah, I was just re-parking."
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"I told you this was a bad idea."
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"It'll be fine. We'll just wait till she sobers up."
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"How long does that take, like, a week?"
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"We don't do drugs."
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"-Drugs are bad. -Yeah."
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"Takes 12 hours to clear her system."
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"-Oh. -So, you know what?"
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"You two just go on home. I got it from here."
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"-Are you sure? -Yeah."
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"Okay, Godspeed."
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"Mm-hm."
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"You weren't kidding about her."
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"Yeah."
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"She does not give an inch."
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"[guitar music]"
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"[man] ♪ See you on the other side ♪"
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"[Luke] Look at us."
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"We made this happen."
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"We're gonna have so much fun planning our wedding one day."
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"Can I make one request, though?"
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"On the beach, yet extremely formal."
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"Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz."
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"I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life."
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"["If I Die Young" playing]"
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"♪ Bury me in satin ♪"
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"♪ Lay me down ♪"
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"-♪ On a bed of roses ♪ -[April sobs]"
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"♪ Sink me in the river ♪"
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"What is she doing?"
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"♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪"
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"[whispering] Robert..."
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"Oh, Robert."
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"[audience murmurs]"
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"[girl] She's so extra."
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"Death hits April hardest,"
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"even though some of us have buried all six grandparents."
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"[sobbing]"
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"Hello and welcome."
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"Today, we come together"
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"to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz."
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"Richard, not Robert."
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"But first, an original song by Luke Cresswell."
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"[strums guitar]"
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"♪ When we got the news We only heard the gloom ♪"
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"♪ But by God's grace ♪"
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"♪ There's a silver lining To Koontz' tomb ♪"
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"♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪"
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"♪ Death came for him And I fell deeper in love ♪"
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"♪ Lord, thank you For this time for her to shine ♪"
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"♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪"
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"♪ We were sad he's gone But happy to know... ♪"
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"♪ That she's mine ♪"
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"I heard they're gonna cremate him and spread his ashes"
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"across the Chattahoochee."
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"-Girl, birds are going to eat him. -[Hannah B] Hmm."
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"Personally, I want to be stuffed."
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"Promise me you'll stuff me?"
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"I can't promise you anything."
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"We always agreed I'd die before you."
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"♪ But he's not there And oh, it breaks my... ♪"
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"[gasps] Oh, shit."
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"-What are you doing here? -Hi."
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"Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers]"
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"I hadn't heard from you since I sent that stupid candle text message."
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"-Oh. -I can get a different candle..."
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"or no candle."
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"You know what? Fuck the candle."
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"I don't care about a candle."
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"Or, I do care."
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"I don't feel like I know anything."
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"I don't even know if I want to have sex,"
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"which is... which is outside the box for me."
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"We don't have to have sex."
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"We don't have to do anything you don't want to do."
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"Um... But I don't know if I don't want to have sex."
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"Does that sound crazy?"
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"Not at all."
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"Look, on my best days, I'm living three contradictions minimum."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Since this potentially-imagined haunting,"
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