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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Fat Cuz (S03E03)

"- I should go. - Totally."
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"- It was nice to meet you. - So nice meeting you."
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"- Yeah. - Okay. We'll see ya."
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"- Okay... - Damn."
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"Move over, Ms. Quiznos, big fat's got a new chick."
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"If you really wanted to make a good joke,"
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"you could have said "move over miss Wendy's,""
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"- 'cause it's a woman. - You see this?"
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"It means not Wendy's."
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"- Mmm, toasty! - Okay."
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"- Yeah, that's hardcore. - That gets me hungry, dude!"
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"That's hardcore."
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"Telamericorp's sales techniques could be summarized"
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"as, I don't know, I guess the..."
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"All right, you're gonna want to listen to this."
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"Shh. I'm kinda in the middle"
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"of being in love here, Ders."
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"Just listen to Ders. He's the best in the biz."
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"We'll get you on the phone. You'll be stacking cash, man."
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"Yeah, man, you could make it rain"
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"on Jillian's nude sleeping self."
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"Hey, you know what? I got a better idea."
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"You wanna hear a song I wrote, guys?"
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"- Sure. - Ooh..."
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"- I gotta let this one fly, boys. - Oh, that's foul."
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"Smells like waffles."
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"No, it doesn't smell like anything from this planet."
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"How many waffles have you been eating?"
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"We're trying to help you, big fat."
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"I mean, yes, we want your parking pass,"
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"but don't you want to do anything with your life?"
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"This is what you call a life?"
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"Is this your legacy?"
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"Is this your Sistine chapel?"
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"Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,"
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"father of two broke gays."
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"I saved a little girl's life, bro."
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"I'm a hero."
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"You are not a hero. You're human mold"
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"in breakaway sweatpants."
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"You're the kind of stain"
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"that makes Adam throw out his underwear."
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"Get him! Wait, what?"
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"How 'bout I just take my parking pass"
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"and get on outta here?"
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"- Go. - Okay, I'm going."
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"- I can't take this. - Hey, honey."
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"You wanna roll with me,"
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"grab some lunch, rule the world?"
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"I'm sorry, I'm on the phone... just one second."
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"Fuck this. I'm outta here."
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"All right."
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"Big fat, my man, chill out."
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"We're all a little worked up, probably from that fart."
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"Dude, that was a barn burner!"
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"Hey, come on, let's be feasible or whatever."
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"We're gonna figure this out."
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"We don't need to figure anything out."
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"I'm gonna go park the car on the street."
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"We'll take the bus."
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"Do our part. Save the planet!"
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"Okay, I give up. We need that pass"
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"because I cannot ride the bus."
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"Homeless people wipe their hands off in my hair."
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"So once again, it is arithmetic, man."
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"And if I'm being real, I'm worried about you, man."
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"What are you gonna do when your disability runs out?"
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"- Huh? - Really? You too?"
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"Hey, your cuz, he's right."
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"That horrific accident you were in,"
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"that was lucky."
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"And we can't make lightning strike luck twice."
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"We can't."
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"Or can we?"
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"Make lightning do what Blake..."
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"Said it doesn't do."
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"Workman's comp. You get hurt at work,"
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"the checks don't stop."
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"How do we even know this is something that's real?"
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"Oh, come on, sad dads across America"
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"do it all the time."
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"Probably one doing it right now."
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"Guys, I'm just gonna think about this."
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"I didn't know a hero could be such a big pussy."
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"Suit me up."
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"- Yes! - All right!"
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"- Yeah! - It's gonna be cool!"
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"That's what I'm talking about, brother."
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"- Ready? - Throw!"
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"Whoa!"
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"You got some air! You got some air!"
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"- Did you break anything? - Nope."
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"- Unh! - Nothin'."
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"- What? - What are you doing, Devin?"
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"I... fell."
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"No, we pushed him, okay?"
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"This guy wants to go back to living in his basement,"
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"so we're giving him workman's comp"
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"in exchange for a handicap parking pass."
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"I wish somebody would have told me"
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"that I was working on Saturday,"
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"'cause this is just sad."
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"All of this on the day that would have been"
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"my cat Brent's 27th birthday in human years."
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"He never even got to ride a roller coaster."
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"Sorry about your cat, but don't blame big fat."
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"Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it."
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"You guys are just as sad."
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"I... I shouldn't even say this,"
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"but I was coming in here to tell you"
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"- you're getting another ticket. - What?"
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"I just moved it!"
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"Hey, we'll see you later, big dude."
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"- Thanks anyways. - Later."
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"I'll come over in a few weeks,"
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"eat some tortas."
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"This can't be happening. I just want a fair shake!"
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"Can I just get a... You!"
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"This is your fault. I'm gonna rip your tits off"
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"and use 'em as cereal bowls! You get me?"
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