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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Fat Cuz (S03E03)

"- 60 bucks? - What?"
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"You know how many corndogs we could buy with that?"
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"- Like, three boxes. - Yeah, a lot of corndogs."
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"60. They're, like, going for a dollar. Yeah."
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"I don't understand Alice."
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"She clogs up the parking lot arteries"
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"with all these handicap spots,"
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"where regular people can't even park."
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"It's all mutant parking."
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"Who knew having a car was gonna be such a drag?"
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"Makes you wonder how somebody like Drake"
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"handles their entire fleet."
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"Yeah, well, he's from a lawless country."
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"There's no laws. Here in the U.S.,"
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"you gotta work within the system."
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"Okay, if you want a handicap parking pass,"
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"you gotta go out and get a handicap parking pass."
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"You gotta beat the system up from the inside."
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"Like rappers with vaginas. Like, because they beat 'em."
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"- Yeah. - Whatever it takes, man."
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"I just don't want to get another ticket."
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"I mean, is it weird"
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"if we made up a handicap, like, a disease?"
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"What's the disease that old people get"
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"where you start forgetting things?"
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"- What is that? - Old timers."
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"Yeah, still,"
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"I don't know if that's a good idea."
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"It's not cool to pretend you're handicapped."
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"- Right? - Whoa!"
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"I got it."
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"Telamericorp is hiring, right?"
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"We can ask our real-life handicapped cousin Devin"
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"to work here, and use his pass!"
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"- Yeah. That'll work. - All right."
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"I haven't seen him in a while, though."
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"I'm excited to see him."
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"He couldn't come to Thanksgiving"
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"because my grandma's house has stairs,"
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"and he can't walk up stairs!"
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"Oh, man, that guy."
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"Are there cats everywhere?"
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"Devin?"
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"- Some funky cold medina. - Adam?"
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"What's the story with this dude?"
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"His name was just Devin. Devin Demamp."
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"He was just like us... Cool, handsome, gnar."
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"Two years ago, he saw this little girl..."
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"Crossing the street."
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"This fire truck was barreling towards her and just..."
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"- Bam! - Oh!"
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"Jeez!"
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"Truck knocks me 40 feet straight into a brick wall."
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"♪ Now I'm ballin' off government checks ♪"
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"♪ Like Obama bin laden ♪"
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"Oh. Oh, sure."
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"- Yeah! - All right. You remember."
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"- He taught me that. - What's up?"
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"- What's going on? - What is going on, my hero?"
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"Nada mucho."
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"Who are the, uh, butt twins?"
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"- Oh, the butt twins? - Yeah."
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"This is Ders, and this is Blake."
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"This is my cousin Devin."
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"Please, call me big fat."
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"- Right. - No, dummy."
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"Hand me the churro plate behind you."
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"- Thank you so much. - He got you. He's funny."
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"He's a funny dude."
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"- You're looking good, man. - Oh, thank you."
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"You dropped some lbs, huh?"
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"Yeah, I lost some weight. Where'd it go?"
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"- Oh, there it is. Get it back. - Oh, I'll get it."
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"- I love that. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"It feels like a real woman's boob, dude."
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"- Tickles, bro. - Get in here."
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"Blake, hit this, man."
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"- You sure? - Yeah. Do it."
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"- Oh! - Whoa!"
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"- Hey, Ders, come try it, man. - I'm good, I'm good."
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"I don't want to lose my watch, so you know...."
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"Gay dudes... always worried about time."
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"Is that true? I didn't know that."
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"So you guys seem to be getting a pretty sweet dealio,"
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"- but what's in it for me? - Duh. You get to get out"
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"of this sorry basement, and you get a job."
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"Duh, why would I want to do that, smart guy?"
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"Take a look around."
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"Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus."
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"You are a gangster, man. You're like..."
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"Rick Ross with extra sauce."
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"Yeah, you're like a one-man G Unit!"
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"Come on, ask him."
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"Actually, we really do need that pass, man."
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"Unfortunately, Ders' micro-machine penis"
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"doesn't classify him as handicapped."
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"It should, though."
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"It should, though, it's so small."
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"You wanna see it? You keep calling it small?"
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"Might as well just show it to you."
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"Wait, I wanna see it."
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"I got front-row seats over here."
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"My dick's bigger than yours."
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"- You wanna see it? - I've seen it. I've seen it!"
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"- Whoa, slow down. - I've seen it."
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"Keep your grub worm in its hole, okay?"
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"I can tell you it's bigger than a cat's dick."
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"- Yeah. - I'm sorry about that, dude."
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"But will you help a brother that's actually a cousin out,"
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"just 'cause... my brother?"
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"We get it, dude. We get it."
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"Sit in your chair, chub up."
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"But all we're asking for is a parking pass."
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"- That's it. - Yeah."
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"All right, you guys can have the pass."
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"- It's cool. - What'd I say? What'd I say?"
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"Now, get on out of here. I'm about to watch"
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"a chick masturbate with a summer sausage on the Internet."
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"Oh, no, you don't. Devin."
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