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Clips from Family Guy - Take a Letter (S14E14)

"Peter, we got to talk."
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"Ugh."
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"I'm concerned about Stewie's preschool."
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"Look what they're serving at snack time."
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"Is-is that...?"
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"It's dog milk."
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"They're serving dog milk to our children."
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"Aw, sweet, dilk."
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"I don't want Stewie in that school anymore."
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"It seems like it's really gone downhill."
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"She's not wrong to worry."
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"There's a sign in the bathroom that says,"
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"If it's brown, let it mellow."
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"Sometimes it crests the toilet lid."
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"Peter, I think we should send Stewie to Corridors."
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"I know it's a little pricey,"
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"but it's the best preschool in the area."
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"Really? Is that the one where they make 'em dress"
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"in the little shorts and hats like the guy in AC/DC?"
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"Yeah, why does he wear that outfit?"
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"'Cause he rocks."
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"When I picked this,"
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"I didn't know I'd have to wear it when I'm 60!"
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"I'm very cold!"
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"You know what seems like a lie to me?"
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"A Forever stamp that says Love on it."
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"Oh, you want to go ahead of me?"
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"Hey, how are you?"
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"You know what seems like a lie to me?"
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"I can help the fourth person in line."
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"One, two, three... yes!"
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"Cleveland, you work here?"
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"Yup, finally landed myself a job."
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"Hey, what can Brown do for you?"
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"That's our competitor, though."
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"I'm not supposed to say that."
Family Guy
"It's grounds for dismissal if anyone ever got fired here,"
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"but they don't."
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"Well, good for you."
Family Guy
"Oh, could I get a return receipt for this?"
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"It's Stewie's registration form for his new school."
Family Guy
"Lil' Papa Stew-Stew's off to college?"
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"No, just preschool."
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"He's very young."
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"Can you just charge me my weirdly uneven price"
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"so I can be done?"
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"All right, that's $2.16."
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"$4.37 if you want to send it the priority."
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"Oh, no, we got to start saving our pennies"
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"now that we're sending Stewie to a new school."
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"I'm actually doing some job hunting after this."
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"Let's go up there!"
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"You know, Lois, the post office is hiring."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, wow, that'd be great."
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"Yeah, I'd be happy to get you an interview,"
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"and as a white woman, you'd be a minority here,"
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"unless you're an alcoholic."
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"Wow, this place is really fancy."
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"Their Flat Stanley is actually award-winning actor"
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"Stanley Tucci."
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"Sometimes I wear glasses and sometimes I don't."
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"Hi, I'm Chadley."
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"I've been kidnapped three times"
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"because I come from money."
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"Oh, yes, I've heard about your family."
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"You've had two older brothers die of drugs?"
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"That's right."
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"Stewie, what would you say"
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"to a playdate at my house tomorrow?"
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"That sounds delightful."
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"My word, it feels so good to finally be where I belong."
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"Like Judd Hirsch at the gigantic sweater store."
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"Hi, uh, all five of us are Judd Hirsch."
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"Do you have a sweater big enough to fit all of us?"
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"Okay, everybody climb in."
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"Ah, I can't wait to spill soup on this."
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"Okay, Judds, shamble away."
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"Good having you aboard, Lois."
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"Let me show you around."
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"That guy right there?"
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"Larry."
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"Okay, got it."
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"A-And what's this giant,"
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"empty,"
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"football-stadium-sized room?"
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"Oh, the post office anticipates"
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"that within the next five years"
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"at least 200 million men in this country will be"
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"ordering and receiving RealDolls."
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"Every man will have seven to nine RealDolls."
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"Asians, blonde Southern girls,"
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"blonde Asians capable of performing"
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"every possible sexual act,"
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"or at least incapable of refusing."
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"You can put one in your car"
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"and drive in the car pool lane with it and then"
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"maybe you push her head down, thus defeating the purpose"
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"of the car pool lane while fulfilling the purpose"
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"of the RealDoll."
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"Maybe a trucker goes by."
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"You say, Hey, Janine, give him a show."
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"Maybe later you ask yourself some tough questions, like,"
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"Why is it so important to you"
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"to impress and excite truckers?"
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"Anyhoo, grab that letter opener."
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"I'm gonna show you why you should never mail cash."
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"Another good postal tip is,"
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"if you wait to deliver your mail at night,"
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"you can smell a lot of really nice dinners."
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"Oh, no, it's that Amazon drone."
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"Try to ignore it."
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"Hey, Cleveland, what are you doing?"
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"Taking a walk?"
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"No, I'm delivering mail."
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"By foot?"
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"Yeah, that won't take too long."
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"Well, got to go."
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"Got to deliver these fat pants to your fat son."
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"He was harsh but not untruthful."
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