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Clips from Weeds - Viking Pride (S06E06)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"We need to go far, far away."
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"Copenhagen."
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"- We're gonna need passports. - Okay."
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"One more stop first."
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"Mr. Schiff, the math teacher she boned in high school."
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"Nancy."
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"Are you sure you're okay with everybody staying here?"
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"What's mine is yours."
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"Lars Guinard."
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"A loser boyfriend of your mother's."
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"What's this Lars guy look like?"
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"He looked liked you."
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"What the fuck are you doing?"
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"You can't just ring some guy's doorbell and ask if he's someone's father."
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"Hey. Can I help you, bros?"
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"We noticed your car's for sale."
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"Let me grab the keys."
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"He is so your fucking dad."
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"- Go to hell. - Yeah. Hell-sinki."
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"No kid comes here to smoke hash."
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"I need up, not down."
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"One part grain alcohol, a dash of hash."
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"A hint of Red Bull."
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"My super-secret ingredient."
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"I'm on fuego."
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"It's perfect."
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"I'll take ten cases."
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"All right."
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"Nancy Price? Ellis Tate. From high school."
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"Do you want to get a coffee or something?"
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"My number."
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"I found her."
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"So, I'll have the rest for you tomorrow, and you will, too, right?"
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"Don't worry. Check it out. It's "Wax On, Wax Off" night."
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"Ladies who show me the bald stuff get in free."
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"What about the guys that show you the bald stuff?"
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"What the fuck? That's just sick."
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"Thank you."
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"So, you have all the connections, right? Like you have all the hook-ups?"
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"I'm Hooman. What you need?"
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"Passports."
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"Shit. For drugs?"
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"Listen up, Morocco. That's the place. I know a guy there."
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"No. Okay. But, no. I just need passports."
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"That's cool. I got the joint."
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"I'll text you his info. You call first, set an appointment,"
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"and when you send your man over, he should say Jaka sent him. We're tight."
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"When I send my man over?"
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"He's not gonna deal with a woman."
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"No. Of course not. Why do you do that?"
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"That whole sexist thing? That whole oppression thing? Why do you do that?"
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"You guys scare the shit out of us."
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"Funny Mike. I told you, man, the car's off the market."
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"How'd the girlfriend take it?"
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"She was thrilled. Hopes me and the car will be very happy together."
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"You sure keeping the car is worth all this?"
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"I'm onto you, kid. No sale."
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"You got me. Thought I'd give it one last shot."
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"I can respect that."
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"Hey, you need a hand with any of this stuff?"
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"Yeah, set it right there. Right, right... All right."
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"You should mail her all those hair trimmings."
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"That shit got everywhere. Another thing I'm not gonna miss."
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"Wait, how old are you?"
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"Nineteen."
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"I'm no cop."
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"Nineteen."
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"When I was 19, I was in a Whitesnake cover band."
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"You could have gone camping in my hair."
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"God, the stupid things I did to get laid."
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"In your bitchin' Camaro."
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"That's right."
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"Hey, Lars, where'd you go to high school?"
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"East Dearborn. "Take a liking to a Viking.""
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"Really?"
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"My mom went there. Nancy Price?"
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"Shut the fuck up."
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"You're Nancy Price's kid? Dude, I used to..."
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"Your mom was my girlfriend."
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"Seriously?"
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"You don't look anything like her."
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"So, I'm thinking of getting a bunk bed set for you and Midas,"
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"but I don't wanna hear a lot of yelling about who gets the top."
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"I don't think we're gonna be here for that long, Mr. Schiff."
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"And you know, I think we can get a little wall in here"
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"and give you guys a little privacy."
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"And you're right, you're only gonna be here a little while longer,"
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"and then it's just gonna be me and your mom."
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"And your hair dye."
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"You think it works?"
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"- Mom. - Hey."
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"Swan and I were bonding."
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"Sweet. Honey, could you empty the car?"
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"Yeah."
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"Wanna see some plans?"
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"Some plans?"
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"If I empty out the second bedroom, you get an enormous closet space."
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"And you use the master, of course."
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"And I can put the massage table right here next to the bed."
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"I don't want you to go to all that trouble."
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"The trouble is all behind us."
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"Oh, Warren. Do you remember a student from high school"
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"- named Ellis Tate? - Ellis Tate."
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"- Yeah. - Big black guy? No, that's Enos."
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"Yeah. Ellis Tate. I think I do."
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"Yeah, yeah. Nebbishy, white guy, glasses..."
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"Fat girl."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure."
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"I remember she was very good at geometry and lunch."
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"Okay, that pure fun-magic showerhead."
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"Pure fun and magical. First it was green, and then it was red,"
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"and then holy shit, I'm showering blue. It's like I'm shrooming."
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"Only thing that would've made it better is a large-breasted fairy in there with me."
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"Andy, can I talk to you?"
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"Check it out, guys. Purifying wand. I'm so over Brita."
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"After everything else you ingest, you're worried about water?"
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"I got a lead on passports."
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"Nice work, Nancy Drew."
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"The address is in there. Along with cash and our pictures."
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