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Clips from The Monkees - Royal Flush (S01E01)

"[Girl in water screaming]"
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"Dummy!"
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"Are you alright?"
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"I'm fine now, thank you."
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"I don't swim very well, but I was sure that the raft..."
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"You ought to get your money back on that raft."
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"Oh I can't. It was a present from my Uncle Otto."
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"Bettina darling, are you alright?"
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"Oh yes, I'm fine now Uncle Otto."
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"Is that the uncle that gave you the raft?"
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"Yes, but please don't mention it to him. He'd be very upset."
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"Uncle Otto, this is the young man that saved me from the water."
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"Oh, then we must thank you young man. You saved Her Highness life."
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"Highness?"
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"May I present Princess Bettina of the Duchess of Harmonica."
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"- And now we must go. - But Uncle Otto..."
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"Let's go back to the car and get warm. Go."
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"You've already been a most fortunate man once today, Mr. Jones."
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"I don't understand."
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"We have a saying in our country: (speaking a foreign language)"
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"What does that mean?"
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"A man who saves a drowning person risks drowning himself."
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"Hey, hey my jacket!"
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"Here we come, walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from every one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready We may be comin' to your town"
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"Well, the cupboard's bare and it's not about to get any fuller unless we play a gig."
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"No, I don't want to buy a princess phone. I'm trying to locate a princess."
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"Princess Bettina."
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"Do you know we haven't worked in a month?"
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"Gee, it seems more like four weeks."
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"Look, I don't care what colours they come in."
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"And I don't care what they do when you pick the phone up."
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"Would you please look under Harmonica? H-A-R-M... Look, it's a country."
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"There is so!"
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"Hey Davy, you talking about a chick, her name's Bettina and she's a princess."
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"That's right."
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"She's here with her uncle, the Archduke."
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"Otto!"
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"Yeah Otto and eh a, bodyguard."
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"Yeah, Sigmund."
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"Uh not, that one's Igor. Must be a different princess."
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"Gimmie that."
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"Hey fellas, yeah, it's her."
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"It says she's staying at the Ritz Swank Hotel."
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"Come on fellas. We gotta go."
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"Hey, wait a minute. You can't go there."
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"Look, they're trying to kill her."
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"How do you know?"
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"Look, I know, I know. The guy threatened to kill me too."
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"What'd he say?"
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"They said... (speaking a foreign language)."
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"What in the world does that mean?"
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"Well, it doesn't mean live and be well."
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"Oh Davy, look man, you cannot go down to the"
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"Ritz Swank Hotel and barge in there on a suspicion."
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"Look, will you trust me?"
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"She's got my jacket!"
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"Oh well, if she's got your jacket."
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"Yeah."
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"Mike: She's got his jacket."
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"Peter: She's got his jacket. Mike: She's got his jacket."
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"We hit the beach at O 700. It is now O 631."
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"Synchronise your watches please."
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"We need to leave the compound on the cup of daylight..."
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"...and set up an observation post here."
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"Here in the room next door which will serve a jumping off"
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"point to our primary objective, the royal suite, there."
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"Are there any questions?"
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"Yes sir. How do we get into the adjoining room?"
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"Very quietly."
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"Well, I guess it'll do. It'll do. Get everything monogrammed."
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"Everything monogrammed."
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"What time does the sun come through that window?"
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"What time does the sun come through that window?"
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"About 12 noon, I think."
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"No good. I want it here by 10:30 in the morning."
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"Right WH. 10:30 in the morning."
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"Look, wait a minute. What is this?"
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"That's WH Woolhat. The WH Woolhat."
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"Who's he?"
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"You've heard of wool hats, haven't you?"
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"That's him."
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"Look, Mr. Woolhat, if you don't mind, I have to get this room cleaned up..."
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"Uh, it's alright my good woman."
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"I understand and everything. It's completely under control."
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"Oh, well good..."
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"Work hard, play hard, get plenty of roughage in your diet,"
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"and someday you'll own this hotel."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh miss, I have a tip for you."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Buy International Steel at 28 and a half."
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"My phone in the wall."
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"The plan my dear Sigmund is to dispose of"
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"the princess as soon as the deception is over."
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"And when is that, Sire?"
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"Tonight, don't you remember anything?"
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"I'll write it down."
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"If you were working for my enemies, I'd rule all of Europe."
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"No Sire. Sigmund Berk only for Archduke Otto."
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"You make promises to Sigmund. I'd be prince."
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"Yes, but first we must dispose of the princess."
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"Now, here is the plan."
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"Tonight after the reception, we put five drops"
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"of poison to render her unconscious. (laughs maliciously)"
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"You see, I told you she was in trouble."
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"C'mon man. We gotta do something. She's got my jacket!"
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"Got it!"
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"Royal suite please."
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"Royal suite."
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"Alright. Stu Otto. How are you baby? Good to hear from ya."
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"Yeah, listen, I heard you're in town."
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"Thought you'd like to look at our spring line of thrones and royal supplies."
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"Alright baby. Yeah, listen I know, I know you're a busy man."
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