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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Permanent House Guest (S01E01)

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, would you come out, please?

"Jeannie, would you come out, please?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd like my breakfast.

"l'd like my breakfast."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes, master, one egg and two slices of bacon.

"Yes, master, one egg and two slices of bacon."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's right.

"That's right."

I Dream of Jeannie

What's the matter?

"What's the matter?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Nothing.

"Nothing."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, come on. Something's on your mind. What is it?

"Now, come on. Something's on your mind. What is it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well....

"Well...."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you must know, l am being wasted.

"lf you must know, l am being wasted."

I Dream of Jeannie

Anyone can make you one egg and two slices of bacon.

"Anyone can make you one egg and two slices of bacon."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you would only permit me, l could do such big things for you.

"lf you would only permit me, l could do such big things for you."

I Dream of Jeannie

l could give you castles and gold and--

"l could give you castles and gold and--"

I Dream of Jeannie

One egg, two slices of bacon, not too crisp, please.

"One egg, two slices of bacon, not too crisp, please."

I Dream of Jeannie

l gave my last master a fleet of ships.

"l gave my last master a fleet of ships."

I Dream of Jeannie

And a cup of coffee.

"And a cup of coffee."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why do you not let me help you?

"Why do you not let me help you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l really don't need a fleet of ships.

"Jeannie, l really don't need a fleet of ships."

I Dream of Jeannie

But if l do, believe me, you'll be the first to know.

"But if l do, believe me, you'll be the first to know."

I Dream of Jeannie

Perhaps a villa on the Nile?

"Perhaps a villa on the Nile?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Really, l'm very happy with the house.

"Really, l'm very happy with the house."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's very comfortable. Just breakfast, please.

"lt's very comfortable. Just breakfast, please."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Healey loved the yacht l gave him.

"Major Healey loved the yacht l gave him."

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Yeah. Look at the trouble he got into.

"Yeah. Look at the trouble he got into."

I Dream of Jeannie

There is a wonderful diamond mine in Africa l could get you.

"There is a wonderful diamond mine in Africa l could get you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l don't need a diamond mine.

"Jeannie, l don't need a diamond mine."

I Dream of Jeannie

l get a salary from the Air Force, very adequate.

"l get a salary from the Air Force, very adequate."

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And l must say, l earn my salary. See, that's the point.

"And l must say, l earn my salary. See, that's the point."

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-l like to do things for myself. -l will be a laughingstock.

"-l like to do things for myself. -l will be a laughingstock."

I Dream of Jeannie

A genie who can only bring her master bacon and eggs.

"A genie who can only bring her master bacon and eggs."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, look at it this way: who's to know?

"Well, look at it this way: who's to know?"

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Master, wish for one big thing.

"Master, wish for one big thing."

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Jeannie, l don't need anything. l--

"Jeannie, l don't need anything. l--"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt would make me so happy.

"lt would make me so happy."

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You do not even have to say it aloud. Just think it.

"You do not even have to say it aloud. Just think it."

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But l don't want anything. Really.

"But l don't want anything. Really."

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Please?

"Please?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Come on, now, the biggest thing you can think of.

"Come on, now, the biggest thing you can think of."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Ready? -Yeah.

"-Ready? -Yeah."

I Dream of Jeannie

What are you going to do with that?

"What are you going to do with that?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah....

"Yeah...."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt was the biggest thing l could think of.

"lt was the biggest thing l could think of."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Nelson?

"Major Nelson?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's Dr. Bellows. Get out of here, please.

"lt's Dr. Bellows. Get out of here, please."

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-And take him with you. -l will leave.

"-And take him with you. -l will leave."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You may keep the elephant. -But wait--

"-You may keep the elephant. -But wait--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, there you are, Major Nelson.

"Oh, there you are, Major Nelson."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi, there.

"Hi, there."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can't wait to hear your explanation...

"l can't wait to hear your explanation..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...of what you're doing with an elephant in your bedroom.

"...of what you're doing with an elephant in your bedroom."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm glad you asked that, sir.

"l'm glad you asked that, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

A friend of mine left him here?

"A friend of mine left him here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

And my next question is going to be:

"And my next question is going to be:"

I Dream of Jeannie

Why?

"Why?"

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Well, it's a very valuable animal, sir.

"Well, it's a very valuable animal, sir."

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l mean, you just can't leave an elephant anywhere.

"l mean, you just can't leave an elephant anywhere."

I Dream of Jeannie

My friend takes him on safaris in Africa with him.

"My friend takes him on safaris in Africa with him."

I Dream of Jeannie

He insists that he stay indoors, sir.

"He insists that he stay indoors, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know how it is with animals.

"You know how it is with animals."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major, l want you to wait right here.

"Major, l want you to wait right here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you understand?

"Do you understand?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Right here.

"Right here."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Very funny.

"Very funny."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you satisfied?

"Are you satisfied?"

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Well, it was you who wished for the elephant.

"Well, it was you who wished for the elephant."

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Would you mind getting rid of him?

"Would you mind getting rid of him?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you wish.

"lf you wish."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What's this? -l did not know, master.

"-What's this? -l did not know, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Were you thinking about a poodle? -Yeah, l guess l was.

"-Were you thinking about a poodle? -Yeah, l guess l was."

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When l was a kid, l had a little poodle called Tiger.

"When l was a kid, l had a little poodle called Tiger."

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Hi there, Tiger. Hi there.

"Hi there, Tiger. Hi there."

I Dream of Jeannie

An elephant in his bedroom?

"An elephant in his bedroom?"

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General Peterson, l saw it with my own eyes.

"General Peterson, l saw it with my own eyes."

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His name is Tiger.

"His name is Tiger."

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Doctor, what would an elephant be doing...

"Doctor, what would an elephant be doing..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...in Major Nelson's bedroom?

"...in Major Nelson's bedroom?"

I Dream of Jeannie

With Major Nelson, anything is possible.

"With Major Nelson, anything is possible."

I Dream of Jeannie

l repeat, general, anything.

"l repeat, general, anything."

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You have no idea what l've been going through with him, sir.

"You have no idea what l've been going through with him, sir."

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But now l think we finally got his psyche pinned to the mat.

"But now l think we finally got his psyche pinned to the mat."

I Dream of Jeannie

He'll never talk his way out of this one.

"He'll never talk his way out of this one."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf this is another one of your wild goose chases--

"lf this is another one of your wild goose chases--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Wild elephant chase, sir.

"Wild elephant chase, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

We're going on the biggest safari of them all:

"We're going on the biggest safari of them all:"

I Dream of Jeannie

Bagging Major Nelson.

"Bagging Major Nelson."

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Dr. Bellows. General Peterson.

"Dr. Bellows. General Peterson."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sorry to barge in on you like this, Tony.

"Sorry to barge in on you like this, Tony."

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This will only take a minute, major.

"This will only take a minute, major."

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He's in the bedroom, general.

"He's in the bedroom, general."

I Dream of Jeannie

Under the bed?

"Under the bed?"

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He was standing right there. l swear he was.

"He was standing right there. l swear he was."

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This big.

"This big."

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-Tony. -Yes.

"-Tony. -Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Did you have an elephant in your bedroom?

"Did you have an elephant in your bedroom?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Did l have an elephant in my bedroom?

"Did l have an elephant in my bedroom?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You're not gonna get out of this one, major.

"You're not gonna get out of this one, major."

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-You called him Tiger. -Tiger. Tiger.

"-You called him Tiger. -Tiger. Tiger."

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Oh, Tiger.

"Oh, Tiger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes. Now do you recall?

"Yes. Now do you recall?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes. Oh, yes, sir.

"Yes. Oh, yes, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Here we are.

"Here we are."

I Dream of Jeannie

Here's Tiger. He's a cute little fellow, huh?

"Here's Tiger. He's a cute little fellow, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

That's Tiger?

"That's Tiger?"

I Dream of Jeannie

So we're going on a safari to hunt wild elephants, are we?

"So we're going on a safari to hunt wild elephants, are we?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Doctor, l want you in my office in 30 minutes.

"Doctor, l want you in my office in 30 minutes."

I Dream of Jeannie

And be prepared to spend the afternoon with me.

"And be prepared to spend the afternoon with me."

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-Yes, sir. -l'm sorry to have bothered you, Tony.

"-Yes, sir. -l'm sorry to have bothered you, Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's quite all right, sir. No bother at all.

"That's quite all right, sir. No bother at all."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt won't happen again.

"lt won't happen again."

I Dream of Jeannie

You haven't heard the last of this.

"You haven't heard the last of this."

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You haven't heard the last of this, major.

"You haven't heard the last of this, major."

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General.

"General."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

You see? l can help you.

"You see? l can help you."

I Dream of Jeannie

How did l get in this spot in the first place?

"How did l get in this spot in the first place?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l feel sorry for Dr. Bellows. He's a very nice man.

"l feel sorry for Dr. Bellows. He's a very nice man."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'd feel sorry for him too, except for one thing:

"Well, l'd feel sorry for him too, except for one thing:"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf he ever finds out about you...

"lf he ever finds out about you..."

I Dream of Jeannie

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