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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Peyote It Forward (S05E05)

"I'm messing with you!"
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"(DISTORTED VOICE) It's a joke, you bitch!"
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"Whoa..."
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"You're old me."
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"Yes! Hello!"
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"- Sick, dude! Wow. - It's me."
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"I'm... The hair looks... Sick."
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"Oh, my God, thank you."
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"It's like cobwebs. It's awesome."
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"- Yeah. Chicks dig it. - That is very cool."
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"Hey, what's the deal with the chick thing?"
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"Are we getting laid a lot or..."
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"- Do we have a wife? - Oh, hell no! Oh, no."
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"Me and that ho-bag Jillian, we got a divorce"
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"when I caught her chorging Bill in the parking lot."
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"What? Wow... Ugh, man, I'm sorry about that."
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"Best thing that ever happened to me!"
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"Now I go to the potluck/orgy every week."
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"Lot of chicks. Some dudes, too."
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"I don't care."
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"We're so old, it doesn't matter."
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"You know, play it where it lies."
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"(STUTTERS) That's... That's gross!"
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"It's not gross. It's love."
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"Why do you work here? Why don't you just quit?"
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"Because it rules, dude. What are you talking about?"
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"All I do all day is watch cartoons and..."
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"Well, smoke weed."
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"Yeah!"
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"Actually, I don't have to hide it. I smoke it right in daylight."
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"Wait... You can do that?"
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"You kidding me? I can smoke it. I grow it too."
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"Yeah, fuck Karl. I don't need him."
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"(EXHALES LOUDLY)"
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"(CHATTERING ON POLICE RADIO)"
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"(STAMMERING) You're... And I'm..."
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"Sergeant Adam DeMamp, RCPD."
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"You're a dirty cop."
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"Hey, uh, what do you say we get outta here, go shake down some small business owners?"
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"Huh?"
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"You can use my gun."
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"I would love to threaten someone."
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"I know that about you."
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"But I ain't no pig."
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"No."
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"I hope somebody ordered sausage!"
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"- (CHUCKLING) - I know you, man."
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"I know this path."
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"I'm so glad I didn't become you."
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"(CHUCKLES) Yeah, right."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Your dick is huge."
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"If I would have delivered pizzas, my dick would have been huge."
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"What's up? My name's Adam "The Human Jump Rope" DeMamp."
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"I'm an adult film star."
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"Peep this! (CHORTLING)"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh! It's still coming!"
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"Oh, it's catching the cardboard."
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"Mine's out on the first pull."
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"I don't even need to pull. I actually... I flick mine out."
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"Whoo!"
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"Michael Keaton should be eatin' a bat,"
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"'cause I'm the real birdman!"
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"(TRILLING)"
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"You're a zoo bird!"
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"And it's time for you to go back in your cage!"
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"What? No, but I feel so free up here!"
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"I'm the zookeeper, and I said get back in your cage."
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"But you said I could fly! You said I could be free!"
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"(SQUAWKING)"
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"- You belong to the zoo! - Oh!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"(JOSH LAUGHING)"
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"(DISTORTED VOICE) Freakin' bird brains!"
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"(TROMBONE PLAYING)"
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"And there's a dude right there, isn't there?"
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"Yeah, Trombone Adam, you are good!"
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"Do you know any Matchbox Twenty?"
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"That's not my bag."
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"I dig jazz."
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"You still play?"
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"I don't, actually. I stopped in the eighth grade."
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"I was gettin' pretty serious into masturbating at the time, so..."
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"Understandable."
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"I guess I only had time for one bone in my life."
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"How about you play my bone, baby? (LAUGHING)"
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"Okay, yeah. I'll toot your bone. (LAUGHING)"
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"Come with me..."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"To New Orleans."
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"Play with me and the boys."
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"I tell ya what. You make some serious bread!"
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"You guys make bread too?"
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"You a fucking idiot."
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"- (BLOWING) - Hey!"
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"Are you done?"
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"(LAUGHING) Yes. lam done, I..."
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"Oh, man."
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"Ooh, baby!"
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"I can do whatever I want, man."
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"I got dirt on everybody."
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"Old, wrinkly, tight butthole is what you are."
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"Here. Take a rip."
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"Wow, man."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"You got it all figured out, man!"
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"- I do. - That's what I'm talking about!"
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"So, like..."
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"Like... Like what's the secret?"
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"Well, it all started when Joe Rogan became President of the..."
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"(GAGGING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"What are you... What are you doing?"
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"That thing was about to burn your face off."
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"Oh..."
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"And if you ever let my wife chorg you,"
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"I'll have your head on a stick!"
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"Hey, what's chorg?"
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