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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Peyote It Forward (S05E05)

"- Right? I mean, uh, when I was a lifeguard, I... - (ALICE EXHALES)"
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"Well, unfortunately, that's probably not the best example."
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"JOSH: I wanna go with them."
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"- ANDERS: Yes! - I like them."
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"- ANDERS: Yeah! - Um, would it be okay?"
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"Yeah, sure. That's fine."
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"Perfect!"
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"JILLIAN: Alice, check this one out."
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"He's quiet and little."
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"I named him Waymond Wormano."
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"Cute, get it, 'cause... No!"
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"- Waymond! - I like kids."
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"ANDERS: Yeah."
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"What the... My Strawberry Surf Rider!"
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"ADAM: No! Don't drink the floor smoothie!"
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"Don't! Get up, get up, get up, get up."
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"You've been Bill Cosby'd. You've been Bill Cosby'd."
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"I Bill Cosby'd myself."
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"But instead of, like, a date rape drug,"
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"it's, like... (WHISPERING) I put peyote in the smoothies."
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"What? Why?"
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"I was trying to get on, like, a spiritual level, like..."
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"Like when we were on the roof, you know, talking about, like, cool..."
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"Like cool stuff about imagination and stuff."
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"(SOFTLY) You... Peyote? At work?"
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"- Yeah! - ADAM: Yeah, well,"
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"as Joseph Rogan said,"
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"he took, like, peyote before an MMA class"
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"and he said, "It was the bomb diggity.""
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"Do not make up Joe Rogan quotes. That is not okay!"
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"No, I'm paraphrasing, okay?"
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"Why did you Joe Rogan us? Why couldn't you just Seth Rogen us?"
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"- Yeah! We could have just... - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- ...smoked a bunch of weed. - Right. (LAUGHING)"
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"Babysat the kid."
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"We Seth Rogen ourselves all the time."
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"This is different. I was trying to Joe Rogan us."
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"- (WHISPERING) Where's the kid? - (PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Kid? Kid! - Where's the kid? Kid!"
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"Who remembers his name?"
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"Uh... It's Jash, like the YouTube channel."
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"- Wait, um... - Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm."
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"You guys, I'm starting to feel weird."
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"There he is!"
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"Whoa! What's happening?"
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"It's kicking in."
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"- Here it comes. - VOICES: (ECHOING) Peyote!"
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"(ALL SHOUTING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"What?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"- Whoa! - Just..."
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"We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go! Go!"
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"(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(ALL GRUNTING)"
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"What's happening?"
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"BOTH: Whoa!"
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"- (ALL SHOUTING) - Oh, God!"
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"I'm okay!"
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"BLAKE: Okay, are you all right?"
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"(SHOUTING) It's a black hole!"
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"- (SHOUTING) - No! No!"
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"- Oh, God. Come on! Come on! - Okay!"
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"Wait, wait, no, no! I'm not ready!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(ALL GROANING)"
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"ADAM: It's pretty normal now!"
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"(SHOUTING)"
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"There he is."
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"Hey! You can’t just run off like that, okay?"
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"You can get killed running down that hallway."
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"I'm bored. I want us to all color together!"
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"Uh..."
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"BLAKE: Hey, it's almost lunchtime."
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"We gotta get out of here now, man, go somewhere quiet where we can be alone."
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"I know just the place where no one goes-."
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"- The office gym. - Good call."
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"We'll put this little dude on the elliptical, tucker him out,"
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"and then we'll just wait for the peyote to wear off."
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"- Okay. - Someone make a copy of my coloring book"
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"so we can all color together."
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"- Okay, yeah, we'll do that. First... - JOSH: Hey!"
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"Listen to me!"
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"(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"(ECHOING) I said I want us to color together... Now!"
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"- Yeah, yeah, whatever you want, man. - If you want to color, we'll color."
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"Okay, Adam, go make some copies of the coloring book,"
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"and, Blake, go find some markers and pens, right?"
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"And since I'm the tallest, I guess I'll take the giant to the gym."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"We're here and, uh, why don't you just..."
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"Play in that corner or something until Blake and Adam get back, okay?"
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"But I wanna play a game."
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"I wanna play hide and go seek!"
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"Uh, that's too bad, because games are for children,"
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"and I'm a grownup."
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"Let's play zookeeper."
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"I'm the zookeeper, and you're a bird."
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"I'm not a bird. I'm a man, okay?"
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"And just don't turn into a giant again, please."
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"Then why do you have wings, ya bird?"
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"I don't have..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What the hell?"
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"- (CRACKING) - (ANDERS GROANS)"
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"(SQUAWKING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I'm a bird? I'm a bird?"
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"I'm a... (SQUAWKING)"
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"Fly, Mr. Bird, fly!"
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"On, my God! (SQUAWKING)"
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"I'm flying! Look at me, Mr. Zookeeper!"
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"(SQUAWKING)"
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"Excuse me."
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"Hey, somebody missing their grandma?"
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"Hey, lady, that's my desk."
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"(WHEEZY BREATHING)"
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"Ah! (LAUGHING)"
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