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Clips from Central Park - A Fish Called Snakehead (S01E01)

"No one's as fake as Mr. Richard Flake"
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"He bought that fish Like he bought a pound of steak"
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"It's like if a doctor couldn't find your appendix,"
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"so they bought somebody else's from an-- an appendix store,"
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"and waved it around and told--"
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"Well, you get the idea. That's not a good doctor, Dick!"
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"Owen, look at Dick's fish. Doesn't it look kinda dead?"
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"It looks very dead. That's what happens when you--"
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"No, no, no. Look at the eyes. I think that fish has been dead a while."
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"Mom's really into talking about dead fish now. Just go with it."
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"I think Dick Flake went and got a dead snakehead"
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"-so he could get his check from Bitsy. -Really?"
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"Remember when we didn't know where he was for an hour,"
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"and we thought he was pooping?"
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"Owen, that thing is still out there. We gotta go back. We gotta go back out."
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"-Oh, gosh. -You can do this."
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"I don't know. I'm tired. And you guys probably do other stuff."
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"-What's that? -This?"
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"-Is that? -It's kind of a new character. Park Guy."
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"It's just something I was playing around with."
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"Are his shorts pulled up really high?"
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"I mean, the normal amount. But also, he gets his powers from them."
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"And is the snakehead saying,"
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""I'm this way because I never learned to read"?"
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"It makes sense for his character."
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"All right. I'm going back out. I'm gonna get that fish."
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"We're going with you... until bedtime."
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"There's a fish Who's a beast from head to tail"
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"It's become the park's white whale"
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"-So just call me Ishmael -Be bold-faced and daring"
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"Let us go to tame the wild sea"
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"Time will tell what's meant to be"
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"And we'll fight till we are free"
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"Catch it like a dad With his shirt tucked in"
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"-Be brave -Be brave"
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"-When the moment comes to pass -To pass"
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"-This ain't no Billy Bass -Billy Bass"
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"-See, there's movement in the grass -In the grass, in the grassy, grassy grass"
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"Let me do this one thing Or at least die trying"
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"Trying"
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"I'm gonna do this one thing Or at least die trying"
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"Don't die"
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"But if I do I hope you'll tell my story"
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"And that's my dying wish"
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"We'll always remember how you died When you tried to catch a scary fish"
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"-I-- I got it! -You did it!"
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"-You really did it! -And you didn't die. I like that."
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"I was gonna die Was gonna die, die trying"
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"Didn't die trying Didn't die trying"
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"My team and I We would've died, died trying"
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"-I see you as a superhero -Didn't die trying, didn't die trying"
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"This means we can save the park"
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"And we'll do it every day Or we'll die trying"
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"Now, that's a story."
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"We didn't die We didn't die, die trying"
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"-Flake's fake -Fish fraud"
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"Bitsy bamboozles"
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"Mayor commends the park employees"
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"And we didn't die trying Didn't die trying"
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"-I'm gonna buy that stupid park. -Yes, you've mentioned that."
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"-Maybe I'll buy that stupid newspaper too. -That seems nonprofitable."
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"But it would be so pleasing to fire everyone."
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"-Does someone need her feel-better juice? -I don't want to feel better! I want to--"
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"Wait. Yes. Feel-better juice would be nice."
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"That helps too."
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"I'll buy the park or die, die trying"
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"Please die trying Please die trying"
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"Yes, I'll get that stupid park Or die trying"
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"Please, pretty please Pretty please die trying"
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"Oh, we'll protect the park Or we'll die trying, trying"
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"In Central Park"
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"-What if I own it? -It's the place where we began"
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"You know your mama's got this"
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"-Mama's got this -Central Park"
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"-And it's where I met Dianne -Dianne"
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"Grandiose and glorious Unlike any place on earth"
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"-Thanks to this family -I'll die if I don't try"
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"-The park is secure now -I'll die if I don't try"
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"-But thinking it's over -I'll die if I don't try"
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"-Is quite premature now -If I don't try, don't try"
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"-Oh, in Central -In Central"
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"-Central Park -Central Park"
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"Okay, I need to stretch."
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"Really? We just started running, after 20 minutes of stretching."
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"Maybe we should be a Pilates couple instead."
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"It's all about the core. You know, tiny movements."
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"No, we're sticking with something. You bought so many jogging outfits."
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"-What? -I saw something."
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"-What? -It was a fish, I think, but on land."
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"-Some kind of a land fish. -Okay."
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"It slithered, like, three feet into the water."
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"Uh-huh. Is this like when you saw a pigeon riding a turtle?"
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"-I did see that. -Right."
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"Animals give each other rides. It's a thing."
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"-Animals can be bros. -Can we just go back to running?"
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"I hate running. I hate it. I'm gonna call somebody."
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"Who? The fish police?"
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"I don't know. Maybe."
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"I don't know why we keep trying to do this at the same time."
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"I like it more than flossing this way."
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"I always end up with little bits of food in my hair."
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"If my spit is a different color but we're using the same toothpaste,"
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"is that bad?"
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"Yes. Oh, God, look at my spit."
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"-Maybe it's fine. -All right, we better get going."
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"Everyone enjoy your fresh-smelling breath"
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"'cause soon we're all gonna have spicy cheese bread mouth,"
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"and that's a whole different smell."
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"I love that farmers market."
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"I love going as a family."
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"But I just wanna say, if there's only one spicy cheese bread left,"
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"I'm gonna fight all of you for it."
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"-Weapons or bare-knuckle? -Both."
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"I'm gonna rub it on my butt, then it's mine."
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"I will eat butt-rubbed spicy cheese bread."
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"-I don't care. -I like it better."
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"And then when we get back here, I'm gonna just put in a few hours of work."
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"Hope you guys don't mind."
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"It's a future Pulitzer Prize-winning story about corruption and scandal and--"
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"Who am I kidding? I'm stalled. I have nothing to go to print with."
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