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Clips from Paper Girls - Weird Al Is Dead (S01E01)

"Do you guys think that he's okay?"
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"I mean, I know that..."
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"that he-he wasn't..."
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"moving, but he could be okay, right? He's..."
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"I don't know."
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"I think just all of this has to be... undone."
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"Or we have to undo this"
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"or reverse it somehow or..."
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"- Oh, fuck. - [Mac] Okay."
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"- So we go back to that space capsule thing. - [KJ] No."
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"No, no-no, stop. No, anything. We're not going there."
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"If we really did time travel..."
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"Which we don't know is a fact."
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"Makes more sense than we're dead."
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"- Whatever. - This has to matter."
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"Whatever this is."
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"Dude, for all we know, it could be a futuristic drink coaster."
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"Drink coaster?"
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"Well, what about... what about her? You?"
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"- Mm, no. - You, if that really is future you up there,"
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"then maybe she can call someone."
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"Who's she gonna call? Time travel 911?"
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"[Alexa] Do you want to call 911?"
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"[gasping]"
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"Oh, good Lord, there are future robots."
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"What the...? What is that thing?"
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"[Alexa] Do you want to call 911?"
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"Do you want to call 911?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[Erin] Guys?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"♪ ♪"
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"[knocking]"
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"Please open the door."
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"I'm right here. I'm just..."
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"Just hold on for a second, okay?"
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"[Erin] Just open the door, please."
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"Okay, this isn't real. This isn't real."
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"This... [gasps]"
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"This is real."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"Please don't swear right now."
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"Are our kids asleep?"
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"What?"
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"What happened to Mom?"
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"Jesus."
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"The important thing is... that she's not suffering anymore."
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"[sighs]"
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"Did something happen to Missy, too?"
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"- Is she dead? - What?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"Well, where is she?"
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"Don't we still hang out?"
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"I, uh..."
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"I basically had some struggles, and..."
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"Missy wasn't exactly there for me."
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"You know, and then everything with Mom, and, uh..."
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"The answer to your question is "no.""
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"People grow up, and things change, you know?"
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"Missy has her whole life, and, uh..."
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"I have mine."
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"So we're married?"
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"Oh, you sound just like Mom."
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"We're still single."
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"Are we, um... you, happy?"
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"That's a..."
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"loaded word when you're my age, kid."
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"Let's see. I bet you are,"
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"uh, obsessed with Growing Pains right now."
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"Right?"
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"Well, uh, surprise."
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"The Tiengs aren't the Seavers."
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"We never were, and, uh,"
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"it's just me, so it's not even plural."
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"I mean, Missy's got her whole fucking life,"
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"and, uh, you know, me, I..."
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"I've just got my house, my job,"
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"my dumb little car, and, uh,"
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"my Xanax."
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"Seems like the only thing that's gotten better is"
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"that people in town have stopped assuming I own a laundromat."
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"What is your job?"
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"I, uh, work in the court system."
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"- A lawyer? - Paralegal."
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"Yes, a paralegal."
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"What do you want me to say?"
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"Yeah, I-I don't even remember"
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"what I wanted to be when I was your age."
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"A U.S. senator and a mother of four."
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"Wow. Well, as you can see,"
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"that did not transpire."
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"We need to stay here with you at least for the night."
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"Sure, yeah. Of course."
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"Also, are we sick?"
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"That's very unclear at the moment."
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"Oh, my God."
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"May I ask you why you're covered in blood?"
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"Oh, um,"
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"one-one of the other girls downstairs shot me"
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"in the stomach, but I'm okay now."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, I got it."
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"I don't really got it, but..."
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"I mean, you seem okay."
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"Here you go."
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"- There you go. - Thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh. You guys ate all my pickles."
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"I kind of have a thing for pickles."
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"Yeah. I know."
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"[music playing over earphones]"
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"Mac."
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"I'm good."
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"Uh, Mac? Mac?"
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"Mac! Hello?"
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"Yeah, do you... do you at least want a blanket"
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"or some clothes to sleep in?"
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"My brother tells me to never wear anything"
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"that you wouldn't be comfortable passing out in."
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