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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - We Got the Internet (S01E01)

"Kingdom come..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What is it, Mary Catherine?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh! The building, Sister Wilma."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's alive!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Burping, gagging ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ahh! [ Vomiting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, well, uh, can you wrap it up?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"'Cause the last thing we need is more shitty press."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ Hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Rapping ] Who is the girl that saves the world? ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hey! [ Imitating fanfare ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Birdgirl!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Breathing heavily ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, how many do we have?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"1,014."
Birdgirl (2021)
"How many do we need?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ugh. It'll be so much easier sending them"
Birdgirl (2021)
"company-wide memos when we have the Internet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know, we could just send this out Monday,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"like when we have the Internet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Then why would we need a memo?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You're up. I can't turn another turn."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, yes, you can."
Birdgirl (2021)
"One, two, three, huh!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Up-tempo music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No, you guys."
Birdgirl (2021)
"No psych-up music, not today."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Handle whirs ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Train whistle blows ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Quittin' time!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Cat meows ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Car alarm chirping ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What do you think Brian does on a Friday night"
Birdgirl (2021)
"besides trying to find his car?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh-unh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"At just over a quarter-mile, he's kind of hot."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Would you ever?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Um, maybe...not."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Definitely."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Me too."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But he chews his cuticles, so we'd --"
Birdgirl (2021)
""You'd.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Also, he looks like he has a mini fridge"
Birdgirl (2021)
"in his bedroom, and I struggle not to nighty."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, yeah, never."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Me too."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, you guys will put one of these on everyone's desk and --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who are "you guys"?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You guys."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You guys, come to my office immediately."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Please."
Birdgirl (2021)
"If you're not busy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Come on, Mer. We're gonna have e-mail!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"People will be able to use a winked at, at work!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's time to modernize this place!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Plaster thuds ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You see?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, that's a no for me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm going home to binge a bunch of shows"
Birdgirl (2021)
"because there'll be spoilers all over the joint"
Birdgirl (2021)
"once the flip-phoners get the Internet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Plaster thuds ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Do you know how hard it is to avoid the Internet?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's like the main reason I work here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Night, Jude."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And he'd have to lose the Hummer."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Bagpipes playing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Telephone ringing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Dramatic music playing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Is that a startled drib?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Maybe. Or as sensitively brewed masala chai tea."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And how can you two not even scream?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Eh, I don't scare easily."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know, fear's a useful survival response, Judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like right now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can you feel it?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Cellphone vibrates, rings, Keypad beeps ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Does she scare you just a tiny bit?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who? Her? Yes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Sniffing ] That's not Masala."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's where I brew it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You know what actually terrifies me?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"People not listening to me. Ow! Trigger point!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like, this one time, I'm on a Cazmatrans bus sitting next"
Birdgirl (2021)
"to this old -- well, let's call her a lady to keep it simple..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Do you have a plan?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yes, I have a plan."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The union electricians will be here in a sec."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They'll do the wiring while we distribute the memos."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But the whistling was coming from her nose."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And then it hit me!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's the fear that no one can hear me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Singsong voice ] It's happening."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I can't hear me!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's masala chai."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Eerie music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm watching you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Why do the plans say two-story building?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It was originally two, but then my dad added"
Birdgirl (2021)
"87 additional floors, most without a permit."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well, permit or no, wiring, phone systems --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"it's all got to go."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Rumbling ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ohh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah. Now it's 86."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Should have gone union."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, dear."
Birdgirl (2021)
"There's a presence in that building,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"you must warn them not to awaken it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ Telephone rings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hello?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hello. Hello?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I can't hear you. Hello?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Your building is alive! Get out now!"
Birdgirl (2021)
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