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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - The Lady in the Bottle (S01E01)

-Thank you, Tony. -Good morning.

"-Thank you, Tony. -Good morning."

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-Good morning. -Good Morning.

"-Good morning. -Good Morning."

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-How are you feeling, Tony? -Kind of eager, sir.

"-How are you feeling, Tony? -Kind of eager, sir."

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He's a lucky devil. Wouldn't want to sit this one out, would you?

"He's a lucky devil. Wouldn't want to sit this one out, would you?"

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No, thanks. lt's my baby.

"No, thanks. lt's my baby."

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-Everything checks out, general. -Good. Melissa asked me...

"-Everything checks out, general. -Good. Melissa asked me..."

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...to give you her love. She wanted to come and see you off...

"...to give you her love. She wanted to come and see you off..."

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...but l don't break regulations, not even for my daughter.

"...but l don't break regulations, not even for my daughter."

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-No, sir. l understand. -Tony, this is your week.

"-No, sir. l understand. -Tony, this is your week."

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Up in orbit today and marrying Melissa on Sunday.

"Up in orbit today and marrying Melissa on Sunday."

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We'll throw you a bachelor party when you get back.

"We'll throw you a bachelor party when you get back."

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All systems A-okay.

"All systems A-okay."

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Ten seconds to firing.

"Ten seconds to firing."

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Nine, eight...

"Nine, eight..."

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...seven, six, five...

"...seven, six, five..."

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...four, three, two...

"...four, three, two..."

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...one, zero. Lift-off.

"...one, zero. Lift-off."

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Status, Control--

"Status, Control--"

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-What happened? -Final stage misfired.

"-What happened? -Final stage misfired."

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He won't be able to maintain orbit.

"He won't be able to maintain orbit."

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Control to Stardust One. Control to Stardust One.

"Control to Stardust One. Control to Stardust One."

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Come in, Tony.

"Come in, Tony."

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Stardust One to Control....

"Stardust One to Control...."

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Final-stage rocket misfired. We'll have to bring you back. Stand by.

"Final-stage rocket misfired. We'll have to bring you back. Stand by."

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This is General Stone. We have an emergency.

"This is General Stone. We have an emergency."

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Stardust One is coming down. Alert the Seventh Fleet.

"Stardust One is coming down. Alert the Seventh Fleet."

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l must have gone further into orbit than l thought.

"l must have gone further into orbit than l thought."

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Well, l've read about genies, but l never thought they really--

"Well, l've read about genies, but l never thought they really--"

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lt's like something out of the Arabian Nights.

"lt's like something out of the Arabian Nights."

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l suppose if l didn't come along, you'd still be in this.

"l suppose if l didn't come along, you'd still be in this."

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Wait a minute. l rescued you. l rescued--

"Wait a minute. l rescued you. l rescued--"

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That means l get a free wish or something.

"That means l get a free wish or something."

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Genies do that, don't they? Well, of course they do.

"Genies do that, don't they? Well, of course they do."

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Yeah, genie-- l'll tell you what l wish.

"Yeah, genie-- l'll tell you what l wish."

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l wish there was a big, beautiful P2V...

"l wish there was a big, beautiful P2V..."

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...right up in the sky, over my head right now.

"...right up in the sky, over my head right now."

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l have to get a genie that doesn't speak English.

"l have to get a genie that doesn't speak English."

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Airplane, airplane.

"Airplane, airplane."

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Airplane, you know.... lt's up in the sky.

"Airplane, you know.... lt's up in the sky."

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Up there, see.

"Up there, see."

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-Simore. -Yes, yes, yes. All right, simore.

"-Simore. -Yes, yes, yes. All right, simore."

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No, no. No, no, no.

"No, no. No, no, no."

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No, no. Genie, take it away.

"No, no. Genie, take it away."

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Yeah. Yeah, that was a simore, all right.

"Yeah. Yeah, that was a simore, all right."

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All right, look, forget about the airplane.

"All right, look, forget about the airplane."

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l wish for a ship, genie.

"l wish for a ship, genie."

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A boat. A boat in the water, in the ocean.

"A boat. A boat in the water, in the ocean."

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Like this.

"Like this."

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A ship.

"A ship."

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-Heshti. -Yes, yes. Heshti.

"-Heshti. -Yes, yes. Heshti."

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You're older than you look.

"You're older than you look."

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No. No, it's-- lt's not right, genie.

"No. No, it's-- lt's not right, genie."

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lt's not right. Take it away.

"lt's not right. Take it away."

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Genie, l wish you could speak English.

"Genie, l wish you could speak English."

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Somehow l must find a way to please thee, master.

"Somehow l must find a way to please thee, master."

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Forget it. You'll never be able to please me...

"Forget it. You'll never be able to please me..."

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...as long as you don't understa-- You spoke English.

"...as long as you don't understa-- You spoke English."

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That's all l had to do was say, '' l wish.''

"That's all l had to do was say, '' l wish.''"

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Thou may ask anything of thy slave, master.

"Thou may ask anything of thy slave, master."

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That's very kind of you. l--

"That's very kind of you. l--"

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l actually don't need anything at the moment.

"l actually don't need anything at the moment."

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Yes, l do. l need a helicopter.

"Yes, l do. l need a helicopter."

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-Helicopter? -Yes, a helicopter. lt's a--

"-Helicopter? -Yes, a helicopter. lt's a--"

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Well, it's like an airplane, and it's big, and it's noisy.

"Well, it's like an airplane, and it's big, and it's noisy."

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Well, it has blades on top.

"Well, it has blades on top."

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Makes that kind of a noise.

"Makes that kind of a noise."

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Yeah. Yeah, that's a helicopter.

"Yeah. Yeah, that's a helicopter."

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That's a helicop-- That's a helicopter!

"That's a helicop-- That's a helicopter!"

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That is a helicopter!

"That is a helicopter!"

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Genie, you're marvellous. l don't know how to thank you.

"Genie, you're marvellous. l don't know how to thank you."

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-l will teach thee, master. -Wait a minute, genie.

"-l will teach thee, master. -Wait a minute, genie."

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But l-- l gotta get my gear. Come on, let's go.

"But l-- l gotta get my gear. Come on, let's go."

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Oh, boy. Wait till l get you back to the base.

"Oh, boy. Wait till l get you back to the base."

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-l'll travel anywhere with thee, master. -Sure. Sure.

"-l'll travel anywhere with thee, master. -Sure. Sure."

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Wait till General Stone sees you.

"Wait till General Stone sees you."

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Genie, l'll never be able to explain you.

"Genie, l'll never be able to explain you."

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Well, l-- l'm setting you free.

"Well, l-- l'm setting you free."

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Thou hast set me free, master. Now l belong to thee.

"Thou hast set me free, master. Now l belong to thee."

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No, no, no. You don't understand.

"No, no, no. You don't understand."

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l rescued you, and you rescued me. We're even.

"l rescued you, and you rescued me. We're even."

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l'm going home now, and you-- You go wherever you go.

"l'm going home now, and you-- You go wherever you go."

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Okay?

"Okay?"

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Goodbye, genie.

"Goodbye, genie."

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Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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-Are you a welcome sight. -Well, so are you.

"-Are you a welcome sight. -Well, so are you."

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The world is wondering where you are right now.

"The world is wondering where you are right now."

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-l was wondering myself. Where am l? -Well, l'm not quite sure.

"-l was wondering myself. Where am l? -Well, l'm not quite sure."

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Storm blew us off course.

"Storm blew us off course."

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-Well, how did you find me? -lnstinct, captain. lnstinct.

"-Well, how did you find me? -lnstinct, captain. lnstinct."

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Come on, let's go get your gear.

"Come on, let's go get your gear."

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Yeah, l can't wait to get out of here.

"Yeah, l can't wait to get out of here."

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-What, did you lose something? -No. No, no, it's all right.

"-What, did you lose something? -No. No, no, it's all right."

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You say something?

"You say something?"

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-Did you say anything? -No. Come on, let's go.

"-Did you say anything? -No. Come on, let's go."

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l'm always fascinated by these local courtship customs.

"l'm always fascinated by these local courtship customs."

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Hello, Dr. Bellows.

"Hello, Dr. Bellows."

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Melissa, excuse us while your fiancé and l have a chat?

"Melissa, excuse us while your fiancé and l have a chat?"

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l'll wait for you outside.

"l'll wait for you outside."

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-l'll drive you home? -Wonderful.

"-l'll drive you home? -Wonderful."

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Doctor.

"Doctor."

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Well, l just checked over your report.

"Well, l just checked over your report."

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You don't seem to suffer any physical after-effects.

"You don't seem to suffer any physical after-effects."

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No, sir.

"No, sir."

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-No emotional after-effects? -Not exactly.

"-No emotional after-effects? -Not exactly."

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-But something. -Well, it was--

"-But something. -Well, it was--"

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lt was nothing, really. l--

"lt was nothing, really. l--"

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l sort of had a hallucination.

"l sort of had a hallucination."

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-Did you? -Yes, yes.

"-Did you? -Yes, yes."

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l'd been floating around up there, and l suppose l was dizzy...

"l'd been floating around up there, and l suppose l was dizzy..."

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...and that, in combination with a lack of oxygen and worry...

"...and that, in combination with a lack of oxygen and worry..."

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...and wishful thinking....

"...and wishful thinking...."

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Well, she seemed very real to me at the time.

"Well, she seemed very real to me at the time."

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Of course, l know now that it was just my subconscious.

"Of course, l know now that it was just my subconscious."

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l knew l was off the beaten track, and that l might never be found, and--

"l knew l was off the beaten track, and that l might never be found, and--"

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When l saw that bottle on the beach, l--

"When l saw that bottle on the beach, l--"

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l hallucinated a genie out of it.

"l hallucinated a genie out of it."

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-A genie? -Yes.

"-A genie? -Yes."

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A girl genie.

"A girl genie."

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-A girl genie? -Yes.

"-A girl genie? -Yes."

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-What was this genie like? -Oh, she was--

"-What was this genie like? -Oh, she was--"

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