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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Serendipity (S01E01)

"Those bare, glistening, wet cheeks"
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"on his face."
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"- You said they weren't that wet."
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"- I lied."
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"[groovy beat]"
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"- Noah. - Nicky."
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"Hi. What are you doing here?"
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"- Well, I was in the area. I remembered your little lunch."
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"I figured I'd drop by and say hi."
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"Hi. - Aww."
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"That's really nice of you."
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"Um, I would offer you a seat,"
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"but unfortunately, I'm here on a date, uh, with myself."
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"Let me introduce you. Myself, Nicky."
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"Nicky, myself. - Drop the act."
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"You're here trying to meet a girl."
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"- No, the only person I'm interested in meeting"
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"is a better me."
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"What are you doing? - Sherlocking your ass."
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"You got a weathered moleskin to make yourself seem artistic,"
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"an untouched salad to indicate healthy eating habits,"
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"a summer scarf to project wealth and class."
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"Oh, we got a book."
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""She Comes First" to indicate unselfish bedroom habits."
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"- So what? I did all that stuff for me."
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"- Of course, that makes sense. - Yeah, right?"
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"It does - Then explain this."
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"A strategically placed driver's license on the ground"
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"in hopes that a beautiful woman will pick it up"
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"and return it to you."
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"Admit it. You're not self-caring."
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"Your meet-cuteing. Ha-ha."
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"[in British accent] You've been caught, sir."
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"- Fine! You got me."
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"What do you want me to say, that I came here"
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"looking for love, and I can't help myself?"
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"But you know what?"
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"I don't regret it. I would do it again if I could."
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"It makes me feel alive. - Oh, no, no."
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"Noah. Look at yourself."
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"All of this, ooh."
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"It's really sad. - Oh, please."
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"You're making me sound like I'm crazy."
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"I am fine. - Hi, I think you dropped--"
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"- That's not meant for you!"
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"♪"
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"- Sherm. - Anthony."
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"Why is it that every time I open a damn door,"
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"you're on the other side?"
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"- Wyatt asked me to help put together some new furniture."
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"- Same. Well, where is he, then?"
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"- Uh, he said he was running behind."
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"He'd be out on a few."
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"- Word."
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"- So nice weather today. - Yeah."
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"- Like, 72 degrees. - Mm."
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"- 30% humidity, partly cloudy--"
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"- Look, man, this is awkward as hell."
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"I'ma go to the bathroom."
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"When I come back, try not to be so damn weird."
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"- How do I do that? - I don't know!"
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"Just try it."
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"- [crying]"
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"[both scream]"
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"- Not again. More crying?"
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"- Don't look at my face."
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"- Oh, no."
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"- Don't look at my face."
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"- A rose for the lady."
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"- Oh, got the whole waitstaff in on it not too, eh?"
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"- Benjamin is rooting for me, unlike somebody I know."
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"- Noah, life isn't a rom-com."
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"If anything, it is a psychological thriller"
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"where at every corner, someone's trying to trick you"
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"or kill you."
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"- Ah, but you're not exactly an expert"
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"on successful relationships or love"
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"with those walls of yours."
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"- [scoffs] Please, I've had plenty"
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"of successful relationships."
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"- Oh, have you? - Yes."
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"- What about Marcellus? He treated you great."
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"- He ate crunchy peanut butter. He was literally insane."
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"- Huh, okay, but also, most of your friendships"
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"have only lasted a matter of weeks."
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"Remember Tasha? - She moved away."
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"She gave me no choice."
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"- She moved to West LA."
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"- It's a 50-minute ride in traffic."
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"She gave me no choice."
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"Look, I just want you to be happy,"
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"and I can tell that you're not."
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"Lest we forget, I've seen you in the tub."
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"- Please stop saying that. It is so gross."
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"- You can't do it, can you?"
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"You can't exist without trying to find love."
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"- That's ridiculous. Of course I can."
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"- Then let me show you some real self-care"
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"where you focus on yourself before trying"
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"to find somebody else."
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"And if you don't feel better,"
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"you can go back to living out your failed"
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"straight-to-streaming rom-com plots."
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"- Okay. All right, I--"
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"I suppose that couldn't hurt."
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"- Thank you."
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"The first stop in our self-care journey"
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"is diving into an elegant art form."
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"- Pole dancing? - Yeah."
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"Self-care's all about loving yourself,"
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"and I never love myself more"
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"than when I'm freaking it on the pole...for me."
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"- Brother and sister pole dancing together feels weird."
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"- What's weird about it? It's just like"
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"a normal form of exercise."
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"- Hi, everyone. I'm Blair Saddles."
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"And for all my first-timers, just know that this class"
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"is exactly like sex."
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"- That was hard, but surprisingly"
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"pretty great, I'm not gonna lie."
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