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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Serendipity (S01E01)

"- Okay, so we all like this bar,"
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"and we're all interested"
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"in getting more into wine."
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"Agreed? all: Agreed."
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"- Well, I think to ensure that this remains the go-to spot,"
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"we need to set some ground rules."
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"I'll go first."
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"Ground rule number one,"
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"Noah cannot date anybody that works here."
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"- Okay. Okay, yeah, I can do that."
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"- Ground rule number two, Noah cannot introduce himself"
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"to anyone who works here."
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"It's a slippery slope. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Then the bartenders are gonna think I'm mean."
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"- Okay, then just the tip them more."
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"Ooh, I got one."
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"Ground rule number three, Noah can't even date"
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"anyone in the immediate area,"
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"'cause that'll prevent awkward run-ins."
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"- How are we defining the immediate area?"
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"- Fantastic question."
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"Ground rule number four,"
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"the immediate area is a one-mile radius."
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"- For real? - Yes."
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"- I like that. - Come on, y'all."
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"Can we please make up a ground rule about someone else?"
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"- Okay, this one's for all of us."
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"Ground rule number five, if anybody complains"
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"about the ground rules, they got to buy a round."
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"- That's it right there. - I see what you did there."
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"- But no one else is gonna complain"
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"because all the ground rules are about me."
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"- Sounds like a complaint to me."
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"- Damn it, I just bought this round."
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"- Another complaint, another round."
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"- This is unfair. - Another one."
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"- I'm gonna stop because I cannot afford this."
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"It's just that y'all-- all: Another one."
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"- ♪ Whoop, whoop"
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"♪ Cabernet and sauvignon"
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"♪ Team is here and now it's on ♪"
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"♪ Carry on and Carignan, sippin' on Perignon ♪"
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"♪ Fine wine, got notes like a cello ♪"
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"♪ Pull up in the spot like hello ♪"
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"♪ If you got me, then I got you ♪"
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"♪ This is the vibe, this is the crew ♪"
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"♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh"
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"♪ Grand crew, grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪"
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"♪ Grand crew"
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"[laughter, chatter]"
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"- Okay, I'd like to make a toast."
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"Alicia is gone and in her stead is the mythical, single Noah,"
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"a creature not seen in many moons."
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"Bask in this moment,"
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"for soon he shall return to his true form,"
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"Monogamous Man."
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"- Monogamous Man."
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"- Very funny, but, you know, I've been single before,"
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"and I'm not always looking for love."
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"- Okay, stop the show. I'm your sister."
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"I've seen you in the tub. - What's that mean?"
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"- We were bucky as babies together."
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"I know your truth."
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"You are always trying to be boo'd up."
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"That's why you are so obsessed with rom-coms."
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"You think they're how life should be."
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"- So what? I may prefer companionship,"
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"and I have a taste for romantically-based films."
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"What is so bad about that?"
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"- Remember your "Love & Basketball" fiasco?"
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"- I'll play you. - For what?"
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"- Your heart."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"- It's over!"
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"Get out of my life!"
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"- She was a starter for UConn."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"- That love would win in the end."
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"- You're dumb."
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"You need to stop looking for love"
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"every second of the day."
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"You need to learn how to love yourself."
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"You know what you need. - What?"
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"- Self-care."
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"- I self-care constantly."
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"- You do? - Yeah, I do."
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"As a matter of fact, I'm taking myself out"
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"to lunch tomorrow."
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"Just me and an empty seat across from the table."
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"And you know what? I was thinking"
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"I'll maybe even do a Sudoku."
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"[all oohing]"
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"- What up, what up, my family?"
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"[all greeting]"
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh."
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"Anthony."
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"- Sherman."
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"- What was that? - Explain that."
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"- I'm just saying hey to my friend."
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"- Nah, look at your posture. Y'all are too erect."
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"Something's up. - Fine."
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"This afternoon, I caught Anthony here in the bathroom."
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"- Naked? - Worse."
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"- Oh, God. Are you crying?"
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"- [sniffles] Look away."
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"- I don't understand. So crying is worse"
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"than seeing someone's genitalia?"
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"- Way worse. He saw my emotional genitalia."
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"It's one thing to cry on your own,"
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"but in front of the homey?"
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"Nah. Real Gs cry in silence."
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"- Back up. Why were you crying?"
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"- I had just watched "Paddington 2.""
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"- The kid's movie with the talking bear?"
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"both: It has adult themes. - Thank you, Noah."
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"That damn bear really made me feel some things."
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"- Y'all are being ridiculous. This is silly."
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"- Man, you ain't seen what I've seen."
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"Can't shake the sight."
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