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Clips from Lucifer - Et Tu, Doctor? (S01E01)

open-relationship therapy.

"open-relationship therapy."

Lucifer

CHLOE: Sandy found out.

"CHLOE: Sandy found out."

Lucifer

So maybe she wasn't

"So maybe she wasn't"

Lucifer

okay with it as she claimed.

"okay with it as she claimed."

Lucifer

(phone rings) Excuse me.

"(phone rings) Excuse me."

Lucifer

Decker.

"Decker."

Lucifer

Yeah, this is 831.

"Yeah, this is 831."

Lucifer

Oh, yeah, tell him I'll be there as soon as I can.

"Oh, yeah, tell him I'll be there as soon as I can."

Lucifer

Okay, thank you.

"Okay, thank you."

Lucifer

That was dispatch.

"That was dispatch."

Lucifer

Dan's phone died,

"Dan's phone died,"

Lucifer

and he wants me to meet him at my place.

"and he wants me to meet him at my place."

Lucifer

Apparently it's urgent.

"Apparently it's urgent."

Lucifer

Oh, how convenient.

"Oh, how convenient."

Lucifer

What's next-- he spills something on his shirt

"What's next-- he spills something on his shirt"

Lucifer

and he has to take it off?

"and he has to take it off?"

Lucifer

Oh, no, the trousers, too.

"Oh, no, the trousers, too."

Lucifer

- What? - What, so that's it?

"- What? - What, so that's it?"

Lucifer

You just go running as soon as Dan calls?

"You just go running as soon as Dan calls?"

Lucifer

What about the case?

"What about the case?"

Lucifer

This could relate to another case I'm working on.

"This could relate to another case I'm working on."

Lucifer

There's units looking for Sandy now.

"There's units looking for Sandy now."

Lucifer

And once they find her, they'll call me.

"And once they find her, they'll call me."

Lucifer

Bye.

"Bye."

Lucifer

Bye.

"Bye."

Lucifer

Unbelievable.

"Unbelievable."

Lucifer

You see what I'm dealing with now, don't you?

"You see what I'm dealing with now, don't you?"

Lucifer

I think I do, actually.

"I think I do, actually."

Lucifer

It's worse than I realized.

"It's worse than I realized."

Lucifer

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Lucifer

Hey, Dan.

"Hey, Dan."

Lucifer

What did you find out?

"What did you find out?"

Lucifer

Surprise.

"Surprise."

Lucifer

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! I just wanted to talk.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! I just wanted to talk."

Lucifer

You act all chummy in public,

"You act all chummy in public,"

Lucifer

then you break into my home,

"then you break into my home,"

Lucifer

trick me into meeting you in private?

"trick me into meeting you in private?"

Lucifer

Excuse me if I'm not trusting.

"Excuse me if I'm not trusting."

Lucifer

Hey, I'm not armed.

"Hey, I'm not armed."

Lucifer

All right? Hey.

"All right? Hey."

Lucifer

Huh? It's nothing like that.

"Huh? It's nothing like that."

Lucifer

All right.

"All right."

Lucifer

Then talk.

"Then talk."

Lucifer

I had to meet you where no one else could hear.

"I had to meet you where no one else could hear."

Lucifer

Hear what-- my screams?

"Hear what-- my screams?"

Lucifer

(chuckles)

"(chuckles)"

Lucifer

Decker, we're on the same side.

"Decker, we're on the same side."

Lucifer

And I know you're still looking into Palmetto.

"And I know you're still looking into Palmetto."

Lucifer

Well, guess what? So am I.

"Well, guess what? So am I."

Lucifer

I put that to bed a long time ago.

"I put that to bed a long time ago."

Lucifer

That the best you got?

"That the best you got?"

Lucifer

God, you're a decent cop, but you are a terrible liar.

"God, you're a decent cop, but you are a terrible liar."

Lucifer

Come on!

"Come on!"

Lucifer

Palmetto stinks.

"Palmetto stinks."

Lucifer

I should know. I was there.

"I should know. I was there."

Lucifer

Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

Lucifer

Go ahead, say it.

"Go ahead, say it."

Lucifer

I look dirty.

"I look dirty."

Lucifer

I saw you meet with Nikolas Aoudi.

"I saw you meet with Nikolas Aoudi."

Lucifer

You were laughing.

"You were laughing."

Lucifer

I saw you hand him cash.

"I saw you hand him cash."

Lucifer

I've used him as a CI before.

"I've used him as a CI before."

Lucifer

I was buying information.

"I was buying information."

Lucifer

Then we both got shot.

"Then we both got shot."

Lucifer

And I think it was a cop who shot me.

"And I think it was a cop who shot me."

Lucifer

But you knew that already, didn't you?

"But you knew that already, didn't you?"

Lucifer

Why do you think it was a cop?

"Why do you think it was a cop?"

Lucifer

That's what I was paying Aoudi for.

"That's what I was paying Aoudi for."

Lucifer

Intel on someone crooked at our station.

"Intel on someone crooked at our station."

Lucifer

But I think he or she got to me first.

"But I think he or she got to me first."

Lucifer

That's... (laughs)

"That's... (laughs)"

Lucifer

that's a great story.

"that's a great story."

Lucifer

I love the ending.

"I love the ending."

Lucifer

It-it ties up all the loose ends.

"It-it ties up all the loose ends."

Lucifer

Not really.

"Not really."

Lucifer

I can't explain

"I can't explain"

Lucifer

how the crooked cop knew I was there.

"how the crooked cop knew I was there."

Lucifer

How'd you find me?

"How'd you find me?"

Lucifer

I followed the smell.

"I followed the smell."

Lucifer

(chuckling): You followed the...

"(chuckling): You followed the..."

Lucifer

You know what?

"You know what?"

Lucifer

Screw this.

"Screw this."

Lucifer

I only called you to try and help.

"I only called you to try and help."

Lucifer

Really?

"Really?"

Lucifer

Yeah, really.

"Yeah, really."

Lucifer

Listen, Decker, they pulled the plug on me.

"Listen, Decker, they pulled the plug on me."

Lucifer

Malcolm...

"Malcolm..."

Lucifer

I was dead.

"I was dead."

Lucifer

I-I know.

"I-I know."

Lucifer

Made me appreciate the time I've got here.

"Made me appreciate the time I've got here."

Lucifer

So, personally, I don't think

"So, personally, I don't think"

Lucifer

I'm gonna dig any deeper on this one.

"I'm gonna dig any deeper on this one."

Lucifer

And I wouldn't if I were you either.

"And I wouldn't if I were you either."

Lucifer

Not sure if that's a warning or a threat.

"Not sure if that's a warning or a threat."

Lucifer

I'm not the enemy, Chloe.

"I'm not the enemy, Chloe."

Lucifer

But whoever we were investigating,

"But whoever we were investigating,"

Lucifer

they're still out there.

"they're still out there."

Lucifer

And they clearly don't have a problem shooting cops.

"And they clearly don't have a problem shooting cops."

Lucifer

(phone ringing)

"(phone ringing)"

Lucifer

(door closes)

"(door closes)"

Lucifer

Decker.

"Decker."

Lucifer

CHLOE: Unis found Sandy Shaw

"CHLOE: Unis found Sandy Shaw"

Lucifer

in her car in a parking structure.

"in her car in a parking structure."

Lucifer

Oh, well, I hope our case

"Oh, well, I hope our case"

Lucifer

didn't ruin your kissy-time with Dan.

"didn't ruin your kissy-time with Dan."

Lucifer

What is with your recent obsession with my love life?

"What is with your recent obsession with my love life?"

Lucifer

Obsession? (laughs)

"Obsession? (laughs)"

Lucifer

That's awfully defensive.

"That's awfully defensive."

Lucifer

Probably indicates deeper issues, wouldn't you say?

"Probably indicates deeper issues, wouldn't you say?"

Lucifer

LINDA: I agree.

"LINDA: I agree."

Lucifer

Why are you so defensive, Lucifer?

"Why are you so defensive, Lucifer?"

Lucifer

Good question.

"Good question."

Lucifer

Et tu, Doctor?

"Et tu, Doctor?"

Lucifer

Lucifer, you asked me to analyze the situation.

"Lucifer, you asked me to analyze the situation."

Lucifer

No, I asked you to help figure out what's wrong with her.

"No, I asked you to help figure out what's wrong with her."

Lucifer