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Clips from Lucifer - Et Tu, Doctor? (S01E01)

"(chuckles): And I thought..."
Lucifer
"I thought you were sleeping with him."
Lucifer
"Oh, I am."
Lucifer
"Oh. Oh."
Lucifer
"Is, um... is that...?"
Lucifer
"Ethical?"
Lucifer
"- Mm-hmm. - No."
Lucifer
"No, it is not."
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"But there's something about him."
Lucifer
"I can't stop myself."
Lucifer
"(chuckles)"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"But I think it's time I did."
Lucifer
"- Okay. - I mean, even I'm starting to feel..."
Lucifer
"So do you think she did it?"
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Sandy claims she was sitting outside Tiffany's house,"
Lucifer
"waiting for Dr. Shaw to show up."
Lucifer
"Problem is, no one can corroborate her alibi."
Lucifer
"But, no, I don't think it was her."
Lucifer
"So there's no one in Dr. Shaw's files that looked like"
Lucifer
"a potential suspect?"
Lucifer
"Not that I can tell, but maybe I missed something."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"The cheater therapist turned out to be terrible at cheating."
Lucifer
"Why didn't he tell Dr. Medina he was using him as a cover story?"
Lucifer
"Maybe he did."
Lucifer
"Maybe he confided in Dr. Medina."
Lucifer
"But Mrs. Shaw said that Dr. Medina"
Lucifer
"had no idea about the affair."
Lucifer
"Yeah, so he conveniently told her"
Lucifer
"everything she needed to know to figure it out."
Lucifer
"We need to talk to Dr. Medina."
Lucifer
"LUCIFER: Which brings us to today,"
Lucifer
"where we find Mrs. Shaw"
Lucifer
"with a bag of excrement in her boot."
Lucifer
"Sorry, trunk."
Lucifer
"And somehow, out of all that,"
Lucifer
"they've decided that I'm jealous."
Lucifer
"So... what do you think?"
Lucifer
"Huh?"
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"So, wait, you're the Devil?"
Lucifer
"Yes, yes."
Lucifer
"Please keep up. Anyone. You."
Lucifer
"When you say you, uh, burned your wings,"
Lucifer
"was that a metaphor...?"
Lucifer
"Not focusing on the right details!"
Lucifer
"Uh, yeah."
Lucifer
"She was gonna throw poop at me?"
Lucifer
"God, this isn't about you, Tiffany."
Lucifer
"(laughs): All right?"
Lucifer
"Huh, no wonder you're all in therapy."
Lucifer
"All right, this is supposed to be a grief therapy session"
Lucifer
"for the patients of Dr. Shaw."
Lucifer
"And everyone here has a terrible loss to deal with."
Lucifer
"What, and I don't?"
Lucifer
"I've lost both my therapist and my partner."
Lucifer
"I'm s..."
Lucifer
"Th-They died?"
Lucifer
"No. No, they turned on me."
Lucifer
"Some would argue that's worse."
Lucifer
"All right, you need to leave."
Lucifer
"No, I'm close to something. I can feel it."
Lucifer
"This is not about you!"
Lucifer
"(groans): Gah."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"Yes."
Lucifer
"I should use one of you as a case study."
Lucifer
"Thank you for volunteering."
Lucifer
"So what..."
Lucifer
"what makes you jealous? Hmm?"
Lucifer
"What do you desire that you can't have?"
Lucifer
"Come on."
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"Yeah?"
Lucifer
"I want Sandy."
Lucifer
"What?"
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"I remember you now."
Lucifer
"Tissue Lad!"
Lucifer
"Wanted some open relationship therapy of your own, is that it?"
Lucifer
"That's not what it is like."
Lucifer
"But she didn't want you, did she?"
Lucifer
"Sandy loved her husband,"
Lucifer
"so you killed him, didn't you?"
Lucifer
"Shut up!"
Lucifer
"(gasps) Solved it, haven't I?"
Lucifer
"Eh?! Haven't I?"
Lucifer
"(patients clamoring)"
Lucifer
"So that's a yes."
Lucifer
"MAN: He's got a knife!"
Lucifer
"Do you realize what you've done?"
Lucifer
"I had to kill him, all right?"
Lucifer
"He lied to her. He cheated on her."
Lucifer
"And I tried to tip her off, but no matter what he did,"
Lucifer
"she still loved him."
Lucifer
"No, no, not that."
Lucifer
"This. Right here."
Lucifer
"You've just given me the perfect example of unbridled jealousy."
Lucifer
"I'm not jealous. I'm not."
Lucifer
"The woman that you loved was with someone else,"
Lucifer
"someone you thought wasn't worthy of her."
Lucifer
"But no matter what you did..."
Lucifer
"she never saw you the way you wanted her to."
Lucifer
"That's..."
Lucifer
"That's pretty accurate."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"You've just made me realize something."
Lucifer
"That my situation and yours are..."
Lucifer
"absolutely nothing alike."
Lucifer
"I was right! Not jealous!"
Lucifer
"CHLOE: Drop your weapon!"
Lucifer
"(both grunting)"
Lucifer
"- Ow! - Ooh."
Lucifer
"(grunts)"
Lucifer
"Did you seriously"
Lucifer
"just bite me?"
Lucifer
"(sighs)"
Lucifer
"He's the killer."
Lucifer
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