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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Weed the People (S07E07)

"Now, who here has smoked pot before?"
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"Rip it, rip it, rip it, rip it, big ripper."
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"- Lloyd, smoke up. - [coughs]"
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"Save some for me, you maniacs. [laughter]"
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"All right? Now, let's get out there"
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"and let's have a really big day."
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"Let's sell some Smoke Cutters, all right?"
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"Let's go!"
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"This just feels natural, doesn't it?"
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"- Okay, just... - Mmm."
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"Adam, please just chill out, okay?"
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"We are just faking it for a couple of more days"
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"until he leaves, all right?"
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"Yeah, but you know, we might fake it so hard"
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"that it ends up becoming rea you know?"
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"Did someone order Italian trio sammies,"
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"chicken Caesar salads, and Cherry Coke Zeroes?"
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"- I did! Whoo! - [laughs]"
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"I know my little girl. Yeah, you do."
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"All right."
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"Sweetheart, listen, next time your mom is in town,"
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"we have got to make reservations at this new restaurant"
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"- that Adam told her about. - It's so good."
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"It's this little Italian bistro."
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"Wait, Adam was telling Mom... what?"
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"Oh, yeah. We've been facebookin'."
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"I think you guys should actually come out during Thanksgiving."
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"You guys could stay in Ders's room."
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"Blake's room, hopefully, will be a nursery by that point."
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"Wait a minute now, is there some news I should know about?"
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"There is definitely no baby news."
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"Adam is impotent."
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"I-I-I'm really sorry to hear about that."
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"Not as sorry as I am. I mean, it's a true story."
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"It's sad, he's... he's... he shoots blanks."
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"But we're... we're going to the sperm doctor,"
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"and we picked some sperm out."
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"You know what, Adam? I changed my mind."
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"Uh, no, I don't think so."
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"Just get off of me! Yes, I did, I changed my mind."
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"Wait, so you don't want to have kids with me?"
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"I physically cannot, 'cause your dick does not work!"
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"Why do you gotta be so hurtful... to me?"
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"Yeah, we're gonna do it right now!"
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"We're gonna do it in front of your dad?"
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"- We're doing it right now! - Fine, you know what?"
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"You know what? Fine."
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"Then I don't want to be with you, Alice Murphy."
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"Consider yourself dumped."
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"'Cause I'm not just a [bleep] toy."
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"I'm a [bleep] person."
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"Guys? What's going on here?"
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"[phones ringing]"
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"What the..."
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"Gil, your nipples are exposed. Get your..."
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"Hello? TelAmeriCorp."
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"Hey, what's going on? Turn the... cartoons off."
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"It is... actually a really good episode. Hello?"
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"Everybody's so high. I'm supposed to be high."
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"Montez, Bill, pick up the phone."
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"- [both laughing] - Give me the weed."
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"That's it, you've lost your weed privileges."
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"- Give it to me. - Oh, that weed's gone, man."
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"We smoked it all."
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"You smoked all of the weed?"
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"Wow, that's real dog shit."
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"Oh, look, you're back for more?"
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"You wish. Look, man, we need weed."
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"Got all these orders, need to ship, like, now."
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"All right, cool, man, I'll call my guy."
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"In the meantime, why don't you go wash my van or something?"
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"- [laughs] - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I bet you'd like that."
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"Soap suds just dancing down my chest,"
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"down to my... pelvic and pubic area."
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"Want to see my nipples?"
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"Ooh. Yeah!"
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"This ain't for me."
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"[groans] I start moving like this."
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"And am I doing this? Huh?"
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"Well, I don't... I don't like this kind of stuff."
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"Oh, you don't like this?"
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"What about this?"
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"[slow techno music]"
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"Put it down on it!"
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"You getting chubby now, huh? Ahh!"
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"You're getting real chubby down there now, huh?"
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"Ahh!"
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"[roaring like a lion]"
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"I'm the dom here. Don't forget it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay."
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"Adam. Alice has something that she wants to say to you,"
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"Don't you, honey?"
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"- Yes, I do. - Yeah."
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"Adam, I want to apologize"
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"for being so mean to you at lunch."
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"I miss us."
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"I know I keep my guard up,"
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"but it's because I've been hurt before."
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"But I want the real thing... a partner,"
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"a family... and love."
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"I want to impregnate you."
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"I forgive you, Muffin Top."
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"Come here. Come here. Oh."
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"[phone buzzing] Ring, ring, ring, ring."
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"Oh, that's my cell phone. I gotta take this."
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"Ohh. [sighs] What..."
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"What are you, some kind of love warlock?"
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"Look, I want to give you something."
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"[hopeful music]"
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"Okay, no, I don't want to marry you,"
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"I want to marry... her."
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"Look, this was Alice's grandmother's ring,"
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"and I know that you will know"
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"the perfect moment to give it to her."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"What? The... what? That's... it's Kyle."
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