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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Weed the People (S07E07)

"How are we on this fine, uh,"
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"whatever-day-it-is morning or... afternoon?"
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"Uh, Karl, shut up, and then now talk"
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"and tell me why exactly you're in my office."
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"It's your fault, okay? You were supposed to take me"
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"to him at lunch, so now he's making a delivery, okay?"
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"And I told him to blend in. I love your suit, Karl."
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"Bazinga."
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"Ooh. Okay, yeah,"
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"but can I just have you hold on for a second?"
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"Okay, what do we got here? We got some Green Crack..."
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"- Mm-hmm. Mmm. - Some Kosher Kush."
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"I got a sativa dominant hybrid."
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"Okay, yes, I like that."
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"I don't want any of that Smoke Cutter thing,"
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"but let me get some of that weed."
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"My dealer says SoCal's drying out,"
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"and I can't get good dank to save my life."
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"You hit the wrong button. Hang up."
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"Uh... wait, what's up?"
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"You're having trouble finding weed?"
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"- Is that real, the drought? - Yeah, it's a drought."
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"- The drought. - [whispering] Hang up!"
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"I could probably, like, hook you..."
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"hook you up with some... weed, but I mean..."
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"if you buy a whistle, I'll..."
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"I'll throw in some of the sticky icky, huh?"
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"I'll take two, brav."
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"- Oh. - Tell your friends"
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"we are in business over here. Give us a call, okay?"
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"And you have a nice one."
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"Okay, I'm sorry, we're doing this?"
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"And that's two whistles sold. Let's go!"
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"[all talking at once] [blows distorted whistle]"
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"I hate this. This thing is really stupid."
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"You just sold two?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"Sorry, who the hell are you?"
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"Sales consultant."
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"I thought our regular guy Devin was coming in."
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"Oh, no. Devin got pink eyes."
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"I'm Ted Murphy, inventor of Smoke Cutter."
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"- Mm. - Welcome aboard."
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"Thank you, nice to meet you, sir."
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"I am Kyle Newacheck."
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"[phone ringing]"
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"Yeah, hello."
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"They're calling us?"
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"Absolutely."
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"I can get you 4 ounces..."
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"of whistles."
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"That would be, like, uh..."
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"it's, like, 32 whistles. I just..."
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"- OH. - Yeah, I just sold 32 whistles!"
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"- 32! - Yeah!"
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"This Newacheck guy is on fire."
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"Okay, everyone, listen up, please, listen up!"
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"This is Kyle Newacheck, and he is a sales guru,"
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"so please listen to whatever he has to say."
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"I don't think that's a good idea."
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"Okay, cut the shit, Anders."
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"You know what, he sells and you don't,"
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"so whatever he wants today ya fetch, stretch."
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"- Dad? Sales. - No? All right. All right."
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"- All right, let's go, Dad. - I love it. All right."
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"It's a family thing."
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"Blake, why don't you go ahead and continue"
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"doing what you do and make some sales,"
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"and Anders, let's go to the break room."
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"You're gonna microwave me some toast."
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"Butter my toast, will you?"
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"Karl, get in your van and go before I make you."
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"Okay. So you think this is your jungle"
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"and you're the dominant gorilla, but nah, brother."
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"I'm the silverback daddy now."
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"That's exactly the kind of thing that a non-silverback..."
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"what you said... would say, which I'm not gonna say"
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"or even repeat, because I am what this is, for real."
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"[both slam fists on table]"
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"- So it's sexual? - What?"
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"You're taking my clothes off."
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"You're trying to dominate me sexually."
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"[laughs] No, I'm not."
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"But I'm the dom, and you're the little sub,"
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"and guess what? I'ma get you"
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"hard as Plymouth Rock without even touching you."
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"What?"
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"[moaning]"
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"You have lost your mind!"
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"- [gags] - I do not like this!"
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"Oh, and did I mention?"
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"Did you mention what?"
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"Ahh. [whispering] I swallow."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"I'm the dom!"
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"Butter drop, bitch."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey."
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"♪ ♪"
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"So here's the deal."
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"We're selling weed with these stupid whistles."
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"That's how I'm doing it. That's the secret."
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"Look out. Hold up."
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"How is this even close to legal?"
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"You got us selling weed over the phone?"
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"There's a reason we are really pushing these things,"
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"and it is because..."
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"W... you know. You saw Alice's dad."
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"He is obviously... a dying man, isn't he?"
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"Oh."
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"That would explain why Alice is"
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"in the mood that she's in all the time."
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"She is struggling with it, and she is asking us"
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"to be there for her, and the least we can do"
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"is push these damn whistles."
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"You bastard! How dare you!"
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"[inspiring music]"
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"Let's do this for Alice, for Ted, for America."
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"You know what? Let's ride or die for Ted."
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"We gon' do it for Ted, everybody, and Alice."
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