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Clips from Weeds - Glue (S05E05)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"-Get down. -Mom?"
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"-I'm sorry. -Why?"
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"-Shane, you got shot. -I'm okay."
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"I fucked up my kids."
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"-Whoa, who's that? -This is Adelita."
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"Our stepsister."
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"Hey, Adelita."
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"-I hear Silas tried to hit on her. -Why is that so funny?"
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"He's not exactly in her division."
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"Weed. I need a steady supply."
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"And I'm not talking nickel and dime bags here."
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"She squeezed me out. I was gonna be a drug kingpin."
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"You two idiots wanna get back at Mom?"
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"-Yeah. -All right, then."
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"-Let's do this right. -What's that?"
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"I filled out all the forms to put Esteban's name on the birth certificate."
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"Do you have a plan?"
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"Maybe call a girl who calls me on my shit."
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"You're a frozen margarita, Andy."
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"-And I'm a doctor. -Why'd you agree to go out with me?"
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"I'm fascinated by how all this is gonna play out with the gangster baby daddy."
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"The people have spoken. They support Esteban Reyes for governor."
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"Look at him. It's what he's meant to be doing."
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"Esteban Reyes?"
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"-Are you drinking? -Yes, Shane, I am drinking."
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"I've been drinking all night."
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"-Can't seem to get drunk. -Why?"
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"Don't know. Not for lack of effort. I can tell you that."
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"I mean, why have you been drinking all night?"
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"Because that's what I do when my husband--"
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"God, it feels weird to say that."
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"I'm drinking because they took him away in handcuffs..."
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"...and I'm waiting for Cesar to find out who they are..."
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"...where he is, why his phone is off, and whether or not I'm a widow again."
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"Which of his many crimes did they arrest him for?"
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"Yeah, I don't know."
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"Do you think Pilar set him up?"
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"I don't know, Shane. They just took him away."
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"About fucking time."
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"Do you ever wish that you could go back..."
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"...to right after Dad died and do things differently?"
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"I try not to think about it."
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"I think about it a lot."
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"Yeah?"
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"Okay."
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"No, I'm coming now. I'll fucking GPS it, Cesar."
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"The Policia Judicial are holding him."
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"-Should you be driving? -Probably not."
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"You gotta be fucking kidding me."
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"Seriously, Mom, you're losing it."
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"Au contraire, I'm on top, and I am staying on top this time."
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"Like Nancy."
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"In fact, I'm gonna out-Nancy Nancy."
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"That why you're dressed like a prostitute?"
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"See, Nancy had the right idea."
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"Life is not about making good choices in order to get good things."
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"Life is about admitting what you want and not being afraid to take it."
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"So I'm off to meet my connection..."
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"...swap this cheddar for some heady nuggets..."
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"...and then perhaps I'll eat a salad and get my Sapphic freak on."
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"I actually threw up into my nose that time."
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"Well, you know, throwing up is slimming down."
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"Oh, wait, before you go..."
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"...there was a detective downstairs asking about you."
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"A black guy, brown fedora, leather jacket."
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"Mentioned your name, flashed a badge."
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"Maybe he thinks your turning tricks."
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"Yeah. Maybe."
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"Well, have fun with the whole Nancy envy, and the drug deal..."
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"...and the taking and the wanting and the not being afraid."
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"-No consequences, no regrets. -Have you seen yourself in that dress?"
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"One regret."
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"One big-haired, big-boned, big-loudmouthed regret."
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"Some idiot is standing in front of the car."
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"Oh, that's no idiot, that's my-- Actually, you're right."
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"I was parking when you were pulling away."
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"I was all, "Hey Nance," but you couldn't hear me, so I started running."
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"-Which is harder than it looks. -Should I keep driving?"
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"-Yes. -Yeah, sure."
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"On a bit of a buzz here. Adrenaline rush, or anticipation."
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"I'm a man on a mission, Nance. I'm a man with a plan."
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""What could that plan be?" she asks herself."
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"Intrigued? Yes. Perhaps even captivated by the--"
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"Shut up."
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"-Here goes. -You never listen."
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"-I'm trying to tell you... -Like a child yanking my sleeve."
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"-...something big that's happening. -Major life event for Andy?"
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"-Going to Candy Mountain? -Doesn't have to be about you."
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"-Today it does. Today it's about-- -There are other people."
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"-You don't even ask. -Lives of their own."
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"-"Where you going?" -Hopes. Dreams."
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"-"Something bothering you?" -Something's alwa--"
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"My husband-- God, that sounds weird."
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"--is being held somewhere by somebody for some reason."
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"Held? Okay, that's major."
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"Kind of don't know if I'm ever gonna see him again."
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"I don't know if my children are safe. Don't know what's happening in my life."
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"So I kind of don't give a shit about your shenanigans."
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""Shenanigans" is a bit rough."
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"I'm sorry about Esteban."
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"I'm sure he'll be okay. He's too big to fail."
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"I'm sorry I shenaniganed your major life event. What is it?"
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"-I'm going to Candy Mountain. -Come on."
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"I'll tell you later."
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"You just made a huge deal about it. "Mission. Running. Mystery.""
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"-No, it's nothing really. -Spill it."
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"I'm gonna ask Audra to marry me."
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"I wanna give her my mom's engagement ring."
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"The ring that Judah gave you. So can I have it?"
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"What's with the lockdown? The suited ogres won't let me leave."
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"Ask your mother. She gave orders."
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"Yeah, she does that."
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"It made a mess of my plans."
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"She does that too."
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"I was gonna go jogging."
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"Jogging?"
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"Helps me clear my mind."
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"Clear you mind of what?"
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"Don't be so serious about everything."
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