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Clips from American Auto - Recall (S01E01)

"I've removed features, tweaked designs,"
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"betrayed every creative bone in my body."
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"I cannot get the cost down anymore."
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"We are so close to making this car profitable."
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"What have you missed? Guys, what did Cyrus miss? Go."
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"I've pushed every safety regulation"
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"to the absolute limit,"
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"and frankly, revealed the need for quite a few more."
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"Ooh, barely legal. My kinda ride."
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"- That's gross. - It's a character."
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"Like, "Imagine I really said that?""
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"You did just say that."
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"Can we just hide the last few dollars in some sort of fee"
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"and give it, like, an obscure name people won't question?"
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"The dealers are not gonna like that, okay?"
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"It's basically their entire business model."
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"What about if we use less paint?"
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"- We're at the minimum. - I might have something."
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"Great. Lay it on us."
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""Out of the mouth of babes," or something, something."
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"It's probably nothing."
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"But when I was on the transmission line"
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"for the Hydra,"
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"we had to shelve 100,000 locking pawls"
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"'cause they weren't rated for the weight of an SUV."
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"But the Pika's so light."
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"Why couldn't we just use those pawls now?"
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"Cyrus? Nerd it. Do your nerd thing."
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"I mean, I see how you got there."
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"That is cute, you know. It's a really cute idea."
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"And?"
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"And it might, might, I'm saying might theoretically,"
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"also technically, work."
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"- We're in the black, baby. - Haha!"
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"Jack saved the car!"
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"Yep, he came in and found"
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"the last bit of savings after my months of--"
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"It's crazy that the handsomest guy"
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"in the office is also the smartest."
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"Well, no, no, no, no."
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"Looks are subjective, so you can't really--"
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"Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!"
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"Cyrus. Cyrus. Cyrus."
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"Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack."
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"Cyrus. Cyrus. Cyrus. Cyrus."
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"Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack."
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"Cyrus, Cy--"
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"♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪"
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"♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪"
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"To Jack, who stepped up"
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"and knocked one right out of the park."
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"Yep, right after I loaded up the first 2,600 bases,"
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"Jack just came in and just--"
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"Oh, we should celebrate tonight."
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"There's this new place you can go to"
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"where you get wasted and then throw an axe."
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"- Is it the woods? - No, I think it's Chop Stop."
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"I actually can't make it tonight."
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"- Chop Shop maybe. - Oh, why not?"
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"You're the hero of the day."
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"I just have concert tickets, that's all."
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"Plans with your real friends. We get it. We get it."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Sounds like somebody got a date."
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"Oh, busted."
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"Who is she? - No, no, it's just--"
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"Does she work here?"
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"Yeah, c'mon, Jacky, stop being a coy boy."
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"- Eww. - Ugh."
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"It's just that lady I sat next to"
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"in the commercial, the actress."
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"- Yes. - Oh, yeah. She was cute."
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"She seemed nice. Yeah."
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"Uh-oh. Hands off Sadie's man."
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"What? I said she seemed nice."
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"Overcompensating much?"
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"We were all saying stuff."
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"Yeah, making excuses much?"
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"I love the much thing."
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"Well, I might as well celebrate a little more now."
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"Dori, could you get the good bottles?"
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"- Yep, the good bottles-- - The champagne."
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"The ones that I put on your desk last week."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh-huh."
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"Little treat for when we got the car down to cost."
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"Or to, you know, drown myself with if we didn't."
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"Yeah."
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"Is Cyrus in here?"
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"Am I the thing finder today?"
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"Yes, Robin, I'm here."
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"Hey."
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"We checked on that inventory you asked for and..."
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"Mm."
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"- Let's go. - Okay."
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"There's gotta be some champagne in here somewhere."
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"So you just drank all of Catherine's"
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"fancy high-end champagne on your own?"
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"Well, she put it on my desk and said, "Here you go.""
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"I thought it was a gift."
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"I was popping bottles at the Lakers in 2002."
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"Does anybody here have any champagne?"
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"Does it have to be champagne, or is sparkling wine okay?"
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"Whoo! My girl."
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"No, sparkling wine is great. How many bottles do you have?"
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"Oh, I don't drink. Just clarifying."
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"That's a great question, Janine."
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"Sometimes inventory's off by a few dozen units."
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"But this time?"
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"80,000."
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"Crazy, right? That's so many."
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"Yeah, but it says they're in the system."
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"It says we have 100,000 pawls."
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"Is it possible they were stolen or..."
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"Yeah, they probably had a whole crew."
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"Demolitions expert, little guy in a box."
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"Maybe we put 'em in the Hydra after all."
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"Uh-oh. Dun, dun, dun!"
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"That would be bad."
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"Oh."
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"Eatin' your feelings, huh? Been there."
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