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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Birthday/Kaleeza (S01E01)

"I gave him a fist bump."
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"I didn't have to, but I did."
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"And while that was very charitable of you,"
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"I don't think you quite sold it."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"I hate the guy."
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"And now Hazel's a fan, and you're a fan."
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"In my defense, his magic is just enchanting."
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"He's not coming to the party."
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"All right."
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"You know best.I do."
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"You don't."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"You don't. I should not have said it quietly."
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"You need to get it through your head."
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"Hazel."
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"would you like to play Twelve Goats?"
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"I'm gonna need a little more information."
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"It's what you call checkers."
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"Oh. Then no."
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"Hey, since you're here, let's figure out"
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"what kind of cake you guys want for your birthday."
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"Uh, you choose."
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"I don't come from a pastry culture."
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"Then how do you deal with all your feelings?"
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"Well, it's your first birthday."
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"You should have a cake you want."
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"Hmm. Um..."
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"How about one with raisins?"
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"That's not a cake. That's a muffin."
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"Oh, it's the most wonderful cake."
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"Sometimes they add pine nuts and cardamom and rosewater."
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"I'm not hearing the word "chocolate.""
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"I don't like chocolate. It is too sweet."
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"Well, I don't like raisins. They're too gross."
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"I thought you wanted me to pick."
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"I want you to pick something I like, too."
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"That sounds like you picking."
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"Do you like vanilla?"
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"I like it more than this conversation."
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"Fine."
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"Vanilla cake.Deal."
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"But we add cardamom, pine nuts, rosewater and raisins."
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"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Yeah, we're gonna need two cakes."
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"Hey, don't lift like that. You'll hurt your back."
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"Joke's on you. My back always hurts."
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"Hey, can I ask you a question?"
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"Shoot."
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"You think Hazel likes Freddy?"
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"Let me ask you a question."
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"Do you think Freddy's going anywhere?"
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"I don't know."
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"'Cause if he's not,"
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"you better hope she likes Freddy."
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"Well, I don't like him."
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"All right, well, I know you're not gonna want to hear this, but"
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"maybe you should try."
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"[scoffs] Yeah, give me one reason."
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"'Cause it'll make everyone's life a lot easier,"
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"including yours."
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"Raising a kid can be like a war."
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"You need all the allies you can get."
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"When the U.S. was ready to get into World War II,"
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"Great Britain didn't say "We got this.""
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"United States wasn't sleeping with Great Britain's wife."
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"Well, maybe if Great Britain had a hot sister..."
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"I'm losing the thread here, but..."
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"...the point is,"
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"none of this is Freddy's fault,"
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"and it's definitely not Hazel's fault."
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"Well, it totally blows."
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"Listen to you."
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"Sound just like Winston Churchill."
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"How many of these do we need?"
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"[in high-pitched voice]: The tank says it can do 200."
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"Don't do that. It's not good for you."
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"Okay, Mom. Geez."
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"200 balloons? This birthday will be"
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"like the last scene in a Bollywood movie."
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"Uh, it's pronounced "Hollywood.""
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"I know about a billion people who would disagree with you."
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"So, have you decided who to invite to our party?"
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"Hazel, I am a 28 or 29-year-old man."
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"I would be embarrassed to invite people"
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"to a party in honor of myself."
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"He doesn't have any friends."
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"Uncle Al, do you know how many days until my birthday? Eight."
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